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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


DragQueenofAngmar posted:

this would be great

I would also accept northern louisiana being absorbed by arkansas

I was gonna suggest putting the state leg under siege and force good legislation through at gunpoint but then I remebered LA is one of those states where the capital is not the largest city

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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Agean90 posted:

I was gonna suggest putting the state leg under siege and force good legislation through at gunpoint but then I remebered LA is one of those states where the capital is not the largest city

weird state in a lot of ways. like the fact that the legal code is different from the rest of the US, so any legal-related work a group has done can’t transfer to doing that work in LA without a louisiana bar lawyer to adjust things for that

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:

this would be great

I would also accept northern louisiana being absorbed by arkansas

you're gonna hafta expel all of the white flight people outta metairie though, in order to absorb the minority populations of kenner (and the airport)

metairie is wall to wall white trump voters, return them to their kind in mandeville

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you're gonna hafta expel all of the white flight people outta metairie though, in order to absorb the minority populations of kenner (and the airport)

metairie is wall to wall white trump voters, return them to their kind in mandeville

yeah I live on the northshore right now, it’s absolutely loving dire and I’m enraged all day long

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/nypost/status/1193059720984236032

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao. I hope people keep one upping each other until someone detonates a nuke for a gender reveal.

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

Lmao. I hope people keep one upping each other until someone detonates a nuke for a gender reveal.

I can just see the headlines in 2025: "Lawrence, KS, wiped off the map in a gender reveal nuke set off at inappropriate time"
With the subtitle of "well, it WAS a girl".

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
These things are so dumb

We didn't even tell people we were having a kid, if you don't know without social media, you aren't close enough to get the info

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
"Trump I voted for you" is a pro-Twitter search




Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Pththya-lyi posted:

"Trump I voted for you" is a pro-Twitter search



the first replicant to come out and reveal their true selves

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I'm the adult vaper who enjoys desserts and fruits, no menthol pls

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

TotalLossBrain posted:

I'm the adult vaper who enjoys desserts and fruits, no menthol pls

AND I VOTE!!!!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Another report from the front line of the trade war (which is easy to win).

quote:

It was a very dark Saturday night in the middle of the summer in the middle of a year that is on track to be the wettest in more than a century. The wind blew over the farm, the rain came down and she heard the ominous pings on her roof — pea-sized hail, striking the still-fragile stalks of the only corn her husband, Chris Dykshorn, was able to plant before he took his own life in June.

Did their crop insurance cover hail damage? She had no idea. That was something Chris would have taken care of, if he were here. Instead she was alone, with nearly $300,000 in farm debt, three kids ages 5 to 13 and a host of grief-fueled questions. Why hadn’t she been able to save him? What would happen to them now?

She scrolled through his final texts, rereading his words, leaning on the kitchen counter next to a whiteboard with the kids’ chore list — Kahne: dishwasher, Kalee: dust living room — and a book someone gave her titled “Through a Season of Grief: Devotions for Your Journey from Mourning to Joy.”

Chris had been despondent over the couple’s finances, crippled by surplus grain he couldn’t sell because of the trade war and flooded fields.

“I’m struggling so bad today. I don’t know what to do anymore,” he texted on May 31. “I seriously don’t know how we r gonna make it.”

On June 1: “I just want to sit in the house and cry.”

And then: “What am I supposed to do. I am failing and feel like I’m gonna lose everything I’ve worked for the past how many years.”

She was still asleep the morning of June 13 when he went to the utility room to get his gun.

In farm country, mental health experts say they’re seeing more suicides as families endure the worst period for U.S. agriculture in decades. Farm bankruptcies and loan delinquencies are rising, calamitous weather events are ruining crops, and profits are vanishing during Trump’s global trade disputes.

A 2017 study found that farm owners and workers were three to five times as likely to kill themselves on the job compared with other occupations. Researchers studying more recent data have not yet determined if farmer suicides are increasing, but leaders and social workers in rural America say that, anecdotally, they’re seeing more of these deaths. Calls to suicide hotlines around farm country have risen, prompting new federal and state programs targeting farmers’ mental health, including support groups, public awareness campaigns and funding for counseling.
Grim stuff.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/09/im-gonna-lose-everything

e: While I was c/ping that article I spotted this headline

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FMguru posted:

Another report from the front line of the trade war (which is easy to win).
Grim stuff.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/09/im-gonna-lose-everything

also the hot farmer girls in the country music videos are a myth.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

TotalLossBrain posted:

I'm the adult vaper who enjoys desserts and fruits, no menthol pls


TotalLossBrain posted:

AND I VOTE!!!!

vapors rise up

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I thought trummo walked back the vape flavor thing? if I'd known it would actually happen I would've shifted my 401k mango juul carts

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020






These posts are just scratching the surface. There's SO MANY of these.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Pththya-lyi posted:

"Trump I voted for you" is a pro-Twitter search






I'm not sure which of these makes a better thread title, "we are in the process" or "please proofread first"

Also, to be fair, banning almost all vape products seems pretty knee jerk to me but having an uninformed idiot knee jerk president shouldn't have some as a surprise to these people.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
canr wait till Trump bans something because he misreads a Fortune cookie

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

I was trying to get in to DSA poo poo, but last I went to an event, it was some rich white lady demanding proper pronoun usage be the first priority

My first priority is the death of all billionaires, so I had to bail

How do you know she was rich op?

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Many years ago, a poster on these very forums equated the occupy movement to an IRL version of the People's Front of Judea from Life of Brian. I've always got that impression from the DSA. Republicans might be monstrous, inhuman and morally bankrupt, but they at least can get behind a single purpose.

It always seems like DSA and other grassroots progressive movements get co-opted by 100 different priorities which makes it impossible for them to shape a coherent single message and effectively promote their goals

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
only if you don’t try.

literally every movement is prone to fracture that’s just how people work.

waiting for an org to not do that is pointless

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Republicans aren’t a movement—they do as they’re told. It’s pointless to wait for the perfect opportunity: nobody’s going to do the work for you.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Lil Peeler posted:

Republicans might be monstrous, inhuman and morally bankrupt, but they at least can get behind a single purpose.

republicans say this about people to the left of them. the grass is always greener and all that.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Republicans aren’t a movement—they do as they’re told. It’s pointless to wait for the perfect opportunity: nobody’s going to do the work for you.

Its easier to organize authoritarians because they're actively looking for someone to tell them what to do/think. Theres definitely folks like that on the left but theres a lot more "critical thinkers", many of whom are actually no good at critical thinking.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Its easier to organize authoritarians because they're actively looking for someone to tell them what to do/think. Theres definitely folks like that on the left but theres a lot more "critical thinkers", many of whom are actually no good at critical thinking.

Republicans are basically in DE when you let the Authority/Honor thought cabinet take over.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'd say wait till this dude meets his first GMO guy but I guess we've already established he won't be meeting anybody

oh, that's nothing

you wait until you meet the free energy folks that will never, ever shut up about wireless electricity and Nikola Tesla

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the republicans dont have any trouble resolving intra-party differences in priorities and views because there have never been that many differences of opinion between charles and david koch

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Agean90 posted:

republicans say this about people to the left of them. the grass is always greener and all that.

yeah right-wing activists (so like, libertarians, the alt-right) are an absolutely incredible and frequently murderous trainwreck. The people inclined to just fall in line are just voting for the incumbent, everyone else is a bunch of opinionated malcontents. There is no mythic everyone-has-their-poo poo-together bloc

A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 00:50 on Nov 11, 2019

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


every time someone says the right never stays home ask them about mitt Romney's turnout in 2012

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Regressive conservatives are always more united because they want to go to the past, and there is only one past even if there's lots of ways to look at it. Progressives want to go to the future and there's a fuckton of possible futures.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

yeah right-wing activists (so like, libertarians, the alt-right) are an absolutely incredible and frequently murderous trainwreck. The people inclined to just fall in line are just voting for the incumbent, everyone else is a bunch of opinionated malcontents. There is no mythic everyone-has-their-poo poo-together bloc

yeah i think this is part of it, the right wing is just generally more entrenched to begin with. they already have the money, they already have the power, and they have few, if any, scruples about wielding their power to maintain their grip on it. falling in line with those more powerful than you is a path of less resistance than trying to build something new.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Agean90 posted:

every time someone says the right never stays home ask them about mitt Romney's turnout in 2012

Where he did better than McCain in '08? And both of them only did slightly worse than Bush in 04?

Im pretty sure that proves the exact opposite of your point, the 2012 primary showed very clearly that the R base really didnt want Romney, but they all showed up regardless.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

yeah right-wing activists (so like, libertarians, the alt-right) are an absolutely incredible and frequently murderous trainwreck. The people inclined to just fall in line are just voting for the incumbent, everyone else is a bunch of opinionated malcontents. There is no mythic everyone-has-their-poo poo-together bloc

Aren't the alt-right falling apart now since they keep getting humiliated by antifa every time they go out in public and the figureheads are outing their blackmail material on each other?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Where he did better than McCain in '08? And both of them only did slightly worse than Bush in 04?

Im pretty sure that proves the exact opposite of your point, the 2012 primary showed very clearly that the R base really didnt want Romney, but they all showed up regardless.

The Republican base doesn't like bloodless personality-free corporate stooges any more than the Democrat base does, it seems like. Trump actually got them fired up.

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



Ghost Leviathan posted:

The Republican base doesn't like bloodless personality-free corporate stooges any more than the Democrat base does, it seems like. Trump actually got them fired up.

Didn't Trump get less votes then Romney?


edit: nope just checked beat Romney by like 2 and a half million votes.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



2012 had poor turnout on both sides because nobody liked romney and also obama had broken every promise

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mohawk Potato posted:

Didn't Trump get less votes then Romney?


edit: nope just checked beat Romney by like 2 and a half million votes.

he got way more latino votes than r-money too lol

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he got way more latino votes than r-money too lol



well yeah trumps been orange long enough it’s obviously not just a pr move

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J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


FMguru posted:

Another report from the front line of the trade war (which is easy to win).
Grim stuff.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/09/im-gonna-lose-everything

The empathic part of me hurts to tears because I know people like this. I've had to say goodbye to people like this, talk to the family they left behind, seen the hole it leaves when they are gone.

The rear end in a top hat in me is screaming 'you voted for this. Trump is your punishment. Were it not for your wickedness, this would not befall you.'

I gotta take a break.

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