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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Is there a drinking challenge as well?

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
yeah, take a shot for every reddit post whining about Joy in the coming days

Gasoline
Jul 31, 2008
Joy's arms in first person just look wrong.

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Wrong like Hila's in third person?

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Correct me if I'm wrong but ain't that just a Dirty Shirley Temple

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

HebrewMagic posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong but ain't that just a Dirty Shirley Temple

I wondered why I got a weird feeling reading the ingredients, yeah Shirley Temple's just like ginger ale or a sprite or something zesty + grenadine.

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

So wait, if I understand correctly, this is going to give us a bunch of ECM charges.

I mean 6 seconds is 6 seconds but is this going to make chain ECM even more huge and fiddly? Since now we can bring an absurd number into a heist if you include the mini-ECMs plus grenade pickups? Or will the grenade pickups not refresh the mini-ECMs?

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


Grenade pickups and fully loaded aced do not recharge throwables that run on a timer. The mini ECMs only have a duration of 6 seconds and you can't increase the duration further.

I don't see them having any role in a stealth heist unless you wanted to bring them along just to briefly block cameras or something while saving your actual ECMs for chaining or other uses. Also, they have a recharge time of 100 seconds that only goes down from getting kills which would make them pretty useless in an ECM chain. They're clearly designed for loud usage as a constant source of portable feedback.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The signature SMG feels very -ok-

I do like how the 50 round magazine doesn't reduce concealment at all, though :holy:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Dear thread: Please post your payday-themed mixed drink recipes

I strongly suspect we're going to be getting more of them and I want to hand some to the devs in the spirit of the event.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 13, 2018

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

UnknownMercenary posted:

Grenade pickups and fully loaded aced do not recharge throwables that run on a timer. The mini ECMs only have a duration of 6 seconds and you can't increase the duration further.

I don't see them having any role in a stealth heist unless you wanted to bring them along just to briefly block cameras or something while saving your actual ECMs for chaining or other uses. Also, they have a recharge time of 100 seconds that only goes down from getting kills which would make them pretty useless in an ECM chain. They're clearly designed for loud usage as a constant source of portable feedback.

Got it, thanks.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
There's an itty bitty undocumented bonus feature of the new perk deck: Passive +30% dodge.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Boosted Falcogini (Flaming Lamborghini)

Ingredients:

- 1 oz coffee liqueur (tia maria/kahlua)
- 1 oz sambuca
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz irish cream (bailey's)

Use a "In glass" for Flaming Lamborghini drink recipe
Pour the sambuca and kahlua into a cocktail glass. Pour the baileys and blue curacao into two seperate shot glasses either side of the cocktail glass. Set light the concoction in the cocktail glass and start to drink through a straw (this drink should be drunk in one). As the bottom of the glass is reached put out the fire by pouring the baileys and blue curacao into the cocktail glass and keep drinking till it's all gone. No garnish.

Legit Businessman
Sep 2, 2007


Discendo Vox posted:

Dear thread: Please post your payday-themed mixed drink recipes

I strongly suspect we're going to be getting more of them and I want to hand some to the devs in the spirit of the event.

The Secret:

1 oz Tonic Water
1 oz MYSTERY Alcohol
1 oz ;)
1 oz ?????
1 oz endless pouring over of minutiae

Mix well with ice, serve poured over your favourite old book, or copy of the 9th gate (on Laserdisc).

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Discendo Vox posted:

Dear thread: Please post your payday-themed mixed drink recipes

I strongly suspect we're going to be getting more of them and I want to hand some to the devs in the spirit of the event.

The Stove
1 part Caustic Soda
1 part Hydrogen Chloride
1 part Muriatic Acid

Tastes just like those pub tears.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
thanks y'all. I may alter these slightly to fit the format they're using. Do you have particular steam names I should attribute them to?

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Leave off the “The”, and you’re set.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Bain's Late Night Special:
Coffee, pot
Vodka

Pour vodka into coffee

Drink heavily through the dead of night.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Make a variant of the Long Island Iced Tea and call it "Stealth Is Optional"

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Vlad's special cocktail
Vodka
More Vodka
Even more vodka
Cocaine

Mix well serve neat.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

HebrewMagic posted:

Make a variant of the Long Island Iced Tea and call it "Stealth Is Optional"

2 parts Gin
1/2 part sweet vermouth
2 parts Triple Sec
1/2 part Orange Juice
garnish with lit sparkler

e: from the discord
The Bulldozer
1/2 part melon liquor
1/4 part lime juice
1/2 part dark rum
shake with ice

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Jimmy's Go Juice

40z of Olde English Malt Liquor
add 15mg PCP
add cocaine to taste

Chug.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
the Syndey Sugar Crash

-One can of Mountain Dew
-1 table spoon Grenadine
-1 tea spoon syrup

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Got a better one:
Vodka
Goat Cheese
More vodka
Radioactive materials.
Cocaine

Mix vodka and goat cheese
Irradiate by locking beverage in a safe with radioactive materials for a hour.
Add more vodka and cocaine
Garnesh with 7.62 casings and Tiara

Serve.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Aug 14, 2018

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.
Joke recipe...

FUCKIN TASER

2 shots vodka
1 shot blue curacao
1 shot pineapple juice
1 9-volt battery

(Edit)

The Shiity DJ

3 parts Alesso
1 part broken music volume slider
2 parts blood from a human ear

Malek fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Aug 14, 2018

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Post-game Throwable

1/2 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz absinthe
1/2 oz overproof rum
1 pinch salt

Light it, then throw it at your friends' feet or straight into your mouth. Either way, the cops will surely be glad to not be on the receiving end of it.

maswastaken fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Aug 14, 2018

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Fully upgrading Joy's room lets you play space invaders.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Ethan's vape juice

10mg Nicotine
10mg PCP
5mg Morphine
10mg Caffeine

Inhale vigorously while yelling incoherently.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The Double Dragan:

1 bottle of liquor, any choice.

Simply drink all of the liquid contents, then have another.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

btw I need a screenshot of someone completing that game as far as possible (all the way, if there is a final level) to send to a dev for a jigsaw piece for the Secret hunt. Hit me up if you're an old hand at that stuff, please-I got to wave 9.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Discendo Vox posted:

Dear thread: Please post your payday-themed mixed drink recipes

I strongly suspect we're going to be getting more of them and I want to hand some to the devs in the spirit of the event.

The Everheisting Copstopper

2oz prosecco
2oz campari
1oz floral-heavy gin (e.g. hendricks, the botanist)
1oz lillet blanc

Garnish with a grapefruit peel

Shoot cops

The Beast

2oz vodka
2oz Bacardi 151 or similar flammable spirit
2oz V8 tomato juice
1oz Sriracha

Stir the vodka and V8 on ice, then stir the Sriracha in. Finish with a large pinch of fresh-cracked black pepper. Pour the Bacardi in a line ending at the drink, light on fire.

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Aug 14, 2018

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
The Golden Grin:

1.5 oz Gold Strike, 8 oz ginger ale. If you want to go loud, use ginger beer. No garnish. Serve on a poker chip for a coaster.

Captain Winters:

3 oz rumple minze, on ice. Serve in a small rocks glass, underneath an empty overturned highball glass.

The Basics:

2 oz any hard liquor (bartender's choice), 1 oz lemon, lime, or other sour juice (bartender's choice), 1 oz simple syrup or other sweet ingredient (bartender's choice). Serve ingredients in shot glasses next to an empty tumbler.

Goddamn Broke-Dick Piece of poo poo Drill:

Prepare any standard mixed cocktail with a final ABV below 20%. Place in freezer and serve when the top half has frozen solid, with a plastic drinking straw.

eviltastic fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Aug 14, 2018

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Overkill_Tobias will trade a jigsaw piece each for a photo of someone's successfully concocted Blood Diamond or [NAME REQUIRED]. Do any of you have the mixology skills (and existing liquor stores) to help?



[NAME REQUIRED]

Orange juice
2 Parts Gold Tequila
1 Part Coffee Liqueur
1 Part Orange Liqueur

Pour the tequila in a Highball glass with ice
Nearly fill with orange juice
Mix the two liqueurs separately
Pour the liqueurs over a spoon into the glass

BLOOD DIAMOND

1 Part Grenadine
2 Parts Light Rum
1 Part Sour Raspberry Mixer
Lemon/Lime Soda

Shake Grenadine, Raspberry Mixer and Rum with ice
Pour into a martini glass
Fill with the soda
Garnish:
Add a cherry on the edge of the glass.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I'm assuming that means today's update was nothing?

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
That blood diamond is pretty easy to make y'all you probably have half the items

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
The hardest part is getting an appropriately wide glass and you can pick up plastic ones at any dollar store

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Someone beat us to it, it's all good.

UnknownMercenary
Nov 1, 2011

I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD


spit on my clit posted:

I'm assuming that means today's update was nothing?

Yup using the same structure as the last several events. We're not getting in-game content except on Wednesday and Friday.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I've posted your suggestions in this thread, please keep 'em coming.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/1746720717356425765/

Also if I need to change anyone's username, let me know- if you messaged me earlier to change yours, I've already done so. I've made formatting and flavor tweaks in some places, feel free to tell me to go pound sand and change them back.

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maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Blend was an instruction.

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