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puck puck goose posted:Title: Also the sex change operation causes more issues than it solves
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:11 |
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Are you talking about the bearenstein boars? Surely you mean the Boersteen Bares.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:12 |
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Do you guys eat Mac and Cheese for breakfast in this universe?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:13 |
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Do you guys eat Mac and Cheese for breakfast in this universe? Everything is breakfast if you believe.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:17 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Everything is breakfast if you believe. Clap if you believe in breakfast!
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:29 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:A thought experiment: You are purchasing underwear at a store, and go to the register, and it's that guy behind the counter He seems like the type to go "Is this a gift or for personal use "
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:30 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:Clap if you believe in breakfast! Thanks, now I have mac and cheese all over my pants.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:43 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Thanks, now I have mac and cheese all over my pants. No biggy, friend. Go to the bathroom, look into the mirror, and go through to a different way.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:45 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:No biggy, friend. But who'll be my mirror?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:45 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:But who'll be my mirror? If you wanna be my mirror, you gotta get with my lens.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:52 |
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GODDAMNIT I LOOKED IN A MIRROR AND NOW I HAVE FOOD ALL OVER MY CLOTHES IS THIS HOME UNIVERSE YET. WHO ARE YOU FUCKERS.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:53 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:If you wanna be my mirror, you gotta get with my lens.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:53 |
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Oh man, is this the universe where mods help in derailing threads? I hate this one.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:54 |
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Gross Dude posted:Oh man, is this the universe where mods help in derailing threads? I hate this one. Sorry.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:55 |
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Gross Dude posted:Oh man, is this the universe where mods help in derailing threads? I hate this one. Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:05 |
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Yup, still wrong universe.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:06 |
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Ularg posted:Yup, still wrong universe. Everyone articulates themselves well here , while TRP ... Has too many curse words (a few and the point is highlighted , a bunch and it sounds frat speak to me) ,a lot of arguing , put downs , placing female contact and men who get it on a pedestal .... Women don't make men better The guys who write a post that show evidence of getting women and having advice for it later in the same post show blatant insecurity and only are able to write at the 11th or 12 grade level How is gaming chicks getting over? You're taking on their energy every conversation and their essence every sexual act , even some thoughts of her can do that .... Water finds its own level I suppose
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:09 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate I want Luigi as well
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:20 |
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eightpole posted:I want Luigi as well
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:24 |
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eightpole posted:I want Luigi as well I would like the means of production. TIA
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:24 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate also it's hosed that a lot of those things are reasonable. Like wage equality and representation. Where'd you find this LoB?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:25 |
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eightpole posted:I want Luigi as well I'm also a huge fan of Luigi, fire pits, and spanking. Then again I am Bowser in a slash fic.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:27 |
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I am most confused by "hip-hop on Broadway." This would be less irritating if the person posting it actually knew who the father of her future child is.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:40 |
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ACTION AMERICAN posted:I am most confused by "hip-hop on Broadway." That's sad. Sounds like wish-fulfillment in that case.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:03 |
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https://www.facebook.com/VikingArmament/videos/1091962044224927/ I'm not sure if this is the best thing on the internet or IOSM. As with all things in life, I'll let the goons decide. Inshallah.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:12 |
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What if we're all the same goon inside of a mobius strip mirror? Also, clap clap clappity clap.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:19 |
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Munchables posted:What if we're all the same goon inside of a mobius strip mirror? Given how many people ignore me, the polite thing to do would be to quote me so they too can bask in this glory.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:24 |
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Munchables posted:What if we're all the same goon inside of a mobius strip mirror?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:29 |
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Shouldn't have played WOW all night when she turned into a duck.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:31 |
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Picnic Princess posted:About a year ago there was some minor internet drama caused by a Facebook group, stating a simple belief - "No hymen, no diamond". Jezebel, Huffington Post, and scores of uptight feminists were absolutely aghast by the page, and sooner than later, it was shut down. The Facebook goons simply directed their hate at another page (run by a woman, bless her soul). It seems that women, really, REALLY hate it when you bring up their sexual past. i don't plan on inspecting her pussy, i plan on inspecting her anus.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:43 |
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Hymen was the Greek God of Marriage. At marriage ceremonies, people would sing specific songs to draw the god's attention and ask for his blessing. In time, these songs took the name of the god, and today we call them "hymns".
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 08:47 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate Goddam garbage-whores, where do they get off? What's all this bullshit they want? Travel? Wage equality? Great Friends? loving WINE and BRUNCH? Truly the most decadent sluts since the fall of Rome! ACTION AMERICAN posted:I am most confused by "hip-hop on Broadway." Might be about Hamilton? What with its MINORITIES and whatnot. One thing that bugs me in the other picture LoB posted is how apparently the woman gets everything. Despite being a known adulterer, and men getting custody more often than not when they do try for it. Also, the dude just agrees to spending his life and having kids with someone out of no volition of his own. For some reason.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 09:08 |
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Serperoth posted:One thing that bugs me in the other picture LoB posted is how apparently the woman gets everything. Despite being a known adulterer, and men getting custody more often than not when they do try for it I mean, he obviously hates his kids, so why would he even try to get custody
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 09:34 |
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I know it's been said time and time again but those guys who write these long screeds of what women actually want have clearly never spoken to a woman. It's incredible how they think women are a separate species than men. It's as though all they do is watch reality tv shows like Keeping up with the Kardashians or stand up comedy from a bygone age and use that as "experience with women". They don't understand the caricature. I worked with a guy who 35, a hard worker and very very Christian and very very single. He was cheerful for the most part, and a hard worker so I genuinely enjoyed working with him. But then there were a couple of times where he let his bitterness get at him. For instance when I told him I was engaged he wanted to hear how my now husband had proposed, I obliged him with the story and showed him the ring which was a nice, affordable cubic zirconium gemstone. When I told him that he said that he was surprised I would settle for cubic zirconium. I told him that I thought it was what the ring symbolized, not the materials it was made of, was what made the ring valuable. Also, if my future husband spent "three months salary" or whatever the stupid rule is on a ring I would be disappointed because we could use that money for cool stuff like a vacation instead of some overpriced rock. Well, when I told coworker that he literally went "WOW! That's so surprising! Usually it's the total opposite with women!" He didn't even realize how insulting he was being, he just thought he was commending me on not being a materialistic bitch like all the others. Women can't be pragmatic because all they see is shiny things and want to collect them like magpies! This was the first peak behind that cheerful disposition. He had built up a caricature of women in his head that came from years if being alone and not really understanding why. Fear of being alone does a lot of weird stuff to people. Anyway, this was shared with me by my mom who has really leaned in hard to the Right ever since menopause. I wasn't sure what I was supposed to say, but apparently taking her a face value was the wrong reaction.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 10:15 |
Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate Huh, didn't know all women were secretly Muslim. This Man Going His Own Way cracked the case! Also, who doesn't want a dozen felines? Besides allergic people/people who dont' want their home to smell horrible?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 11:50 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate Well, I figured out why "good father" annoyed me the most out of all the others: they legit see themselves as replacement dad's. Not even in a fetishistic way (or at least not that kind of fetish), they think they're the solution to women with daddy issues.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 12:13 |
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Jeff the Mediocre posted:Also, who doesn't want a dozen felines? Besides allergic people/people who dont' want their home to smell horrible? Using "felines" instead of "cats" has the same autistic weirdo vibe as using "females" instead of "women"
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 12:15 |
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Classic. I love how he just has to paste a black dude's face on the stickman because of course she has to cheat on him with a black guy. Of course. That gets me everytime.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Obvious fact that is often overlooked: No women wants your respect. They love bitterness and contempt. Here's a venn diagram to illustrate Its interesting how wanting someone to be a "good father" is wedged in there between spanks and rape tribunals "Maybe its my OWN bitterness and contempt that made her leave me....Nah!" psutify has a new favorite as of 12:34 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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