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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/ap/status/822907789119016962

https://twitter.com/ivanbrandon/status/822905758937444352

https://twitter.com/acosta/status/822916148190711808

he's seriously mentally unwell

We have at least 3 years and 364 more days of this, unless he gets us all killed first

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




:suspense:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

of all the things i would focus on on the first day of my presidency

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
that ap tweet is probably the strongest expression of disapproval you normally get out of them

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Volkerball posted:

of all the things i would focus on on the first day of my presidency
you would have secret service agents find you patriotic mason jar of pickles to extinguish the consequences of rammstein inauguration afterparty

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Chelb posted:

that ap tweet is probably the strongest expression of disapproval you normally get out of them
what about refusing to call african americans people

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Volkerball posted:

of all the things i would focus on on the first day of my presidency

Size matters.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Don't worry, he already has plans to manage the protestor crowds and increase attendance at his next festly luncheon.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012


lol

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

When will Trump address the UN

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

kustomkarkommando posted:

When will Trump address the UN

when he's declaring himself god emperor of urth

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

I hope he dies in office. From stress, preferably.

Same but overdose related to stress

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
spicers press conference that has the pictures of the crowds set up will be here in about 10 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svlCj6r7wgA

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Well Trump is going to at least visit Germany, Belgium and Italy this year which will be v funny

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Let's guess the spin. My money is on "Democrats are lazy, jobless layabouts who have time to travel to D.C. for ceremonies, while Trump voters are hard at work in our factories finishing the Genesis machine making America great again."

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

what about refusing to call african americans people

They walked that back.

Volkerball posted:

of all the things i would focus on on the first day of my presidency

Trump is obsessed with ratings and crowd sizes. Numbers of how popular he is.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

They walked that back.
after everyone but their dog dumped on them on social media about "blacks", and then did it again when it was changed to "black worshippers"?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Trump is obsessed with ratings and crowd sizes. Numbers of how popular he is.

He sure seemed fine with the smaller number of popular votes. :v:

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

They walked that back.


Trump is obsessed with ratings and crowd sizes. Numbers of how popular he is.

The ratings for the inauguration yesterday were 2nd lowest all time lol

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Randler posted:

Let's guess the spin. My money is on "Democrats are lazy, jobless layabouts who have time to travel to D.C. for ceremonies, while Trump voters are hard at work in our factories finishing the Genesis machine making America great again."

That would be the smart play.

My guess is he tries to argue the photos were fake, or that Obama's photos were really his.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Furnaceface posted:

He sure seemed fine with the smaller number of popular votes. :v:

Less we forget his response to that was to allege that he knew for a fact millions of dead people voted for the Dems via electoral fraud.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Rhesus Pieces posted:

The ratings for the inauguration yesterday were 2nd lowest all time lol
who is the lowest

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

cinci zoo sniper posted:

who is the lowest

george washington

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Furnaceface posted:

He sure seemed fine with the smaller number of popular votes. :v:

No he said on record he doesn't like that the person with less votes won

~but who is he to argue~

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
sean spicer, trump's secretary, is currently giving an announcement saying that trump's inauguration had a million people there, and calling the media filthy twitter liars

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I'm sorry, Mr. Spicer, but I cannot focus on your words while your hosed up collar keeps distracting me.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/822937343053144064

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/PissPigGranddad/status/822446964281376768

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

What a great note to start on.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

if that press statement was what we can expect for the next 4 years... oh boy

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




esto es malo posted:

if that press statement was what we can expect for the next 4 years... oh boy

Congrats America!

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/822937878825234434

:laffo:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




wait

are you loving real

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Chelb posted:

sean spicer, trump's secretary, is currently giving an announcement saying that trump's inauguration had a million people there, and calling the media filthy twitter liars

I appreciate that even Team Trump's inflated numbers put the inaugural crowd (which wouldve been partially protesters anyway) at a fraction the size of the protests

AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

That would be the smart play.

My guess is he tries to argue the photos were fake, or that Obama's photos were really his.

Close, the ground covering created an optical illusion.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

wait

are you loving real

edit edit: i'm not sure actually, tweet got deleted. might have been in the original remarks but got cut idk

https://twitter.com/VaughnHillyard/status/822938475678879745

Chelb fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jan 21, 2017

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

i just listened to the whole thing listening for this line and it's not there. all he talks about is floor coverings and the metro having 400 some thousand people use it today. he doesn't say anything about any pictures that showed The Truth, much less russian ones, so i'm guessing they just pulled this out of their rear end.

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lol they deleted it

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