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FactsAreUseless posted:The perfect cum rag for a man watching White Dads, White Daughters, BLACK COCKS 14, or perhaps the underrated Officer, Shoot That Negro! He's Balls-Deep In My Daughter! IV Stop! Or my dad will shoot!
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ghost emoji posted:I think that's just the way the SA forums embed tweets. Thank you that makes sense. I was just trying to read the replies to the each question. I’m probably just using twitter wrong anyway.
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AITA for not wanting to change my habit/ways I've been accustomed to for the past 10 years? Background story.. my tenants know about my lifestyle, but we never properly discussed anything in the agreements before they moved in. Long story short, I rented out two rooms to distant friends/acquaintances that are not use to me being up all night.I love gaming throughout the night on most days and lately it's gotten to be too much for them Looking at this situation objectively myself, the guy who is up at night keeping everybody up is obviously the rear end in a top hat, but diving more into details, I've been like this almost my whole life. I am a complete Night Owl. I work, study, play, eat, and basically do everything at night. My normal schedule looks like this: Wake up at 1PM Sleep at 5-8 AM I don't see why I should change my lifestyle to fit their lifestyles. It would be the equivalent of asking them to not make any sound during the day. I know how rear end in a top hat of a sentence this sounds like but I hope Night Owls can relate to me. I don't want to feel like I can't act like myself in my own home. To give perspective, I am not loud enough to disturb my neighbors but I am loud enough where you can hear me throughout my house. EDIT: I'm not screaming at my computer or raging at the walls, most of my noise is conversational level or the typing of my mechanical keyboard, cooking food, using the bathroom, open and closing doors. Just normal everyday life stuff but in the night
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May 23, 2019 11:23
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for unintentionally favoring my female assistants over the men because I feel more comfortable working with women after hours? This sucks and obviously she’s coming from an understandable place, and also why is anyone working until midnight, but I’m pretty sure she’s admitting to a crime here.
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Should I break off my engagement over a "prank" a disclaimer: I am extremely emotional, and especially furious over this. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 5 years at the beginning of the year, when we were out of the country. Because we move around a lot we decided we will plan our prewedding trips with friends and some family members when we will be in our homeland, from May onwards, which is now. We decided trips would be a better option than a bachelor/bachelorette and we agreed that we would each surprise the other with planning the trip to somewhere nice. He is getting an all expenses paid trip to a resort in a town he and his family vacationed when he was younger, and where he spent his favorite spring break vacation in his life with his friends. What did I get? Well, as I was visiting my sister in a shop she owns with her partner, innocently looking around waiting for her to be done so we can go for lunch, 2 police officers came in and arrested me. I was in full complete shock, they were ignoring my questions, my sisters and her gfs questions, and dragged me out of the store (in front of customers and passerbys) into a van/smaller bus looking vehicle. I really wasn't paying attention to my surroundings until I was put into the van and I heard giggles and everyone screamed "surprise!!!" Apparently, the officers were strippers, and my fiance thought it would be a funny start to my prewedding trip. In the car were my friends, younger sister, and worst of all, his and my mother. As I was still handcuffed I started screaming at all of them and forced them to let me go, bust out of the car and scream at my sister and her gf (who I now know had NO idea which is just terrible planning but he wanted it to be a genuine reaction from them). Everyone was shocked by my reaction and thought I would take it in good fun. Because being arrested and dragged into a van is great fun. I called him and didn't hold my composure at all, the biggest argument in the history of the world started and he said he got the idea from the p.s. I love you book because that's one of my favorites and he thought I'd get a kick out of it. I am embarassed, shaken up, and honestly just so angry at everyone I know. All of this happened on this past friday and I haven't been home since, I've been staying at my older sisters (the one that didn't know anything about it) and dodging calls and questions because everyone says I've overreacted and just need to calm down, but honestly, I'm considering calling everything off. Am I overreacting? I really can't describe how terrified I was in that moment. I am at a loss.
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May 23, 2019 11:49
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Speaking of people talking about actual crimes, unless those strippers were also off-duty cops what they did was kidnapping and impersonation of an LEO
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May 23, 2019 11:50
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Now, I know impersonating an LEO is dangerously close to stolen valor and therefore fake, but you can definitely get for-real arrested for it
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Pirate Radar posted:Now, I know impersonating an LEO is dangerously close to stolen valor and therefore fake, but you can definitely get for-real arrested for it When impersonating a Leo squint a lot and try to avoid cruise ships and bears.
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May 23, 2019 11:54
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Xenocides posted:He really needs to learn how to fight. Or stop picking fights.
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May 23, 2019 12:17
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MightyJoe36 posted:Or stop picking fights. Reasonable suggestions only
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May 23, 2019 12:18
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Kidnaping pranks always work out so well!
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May 23, 2019 12:21
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MarcusSA posted:Kidnaping pranks always work out so well! If the prank includes physical assault (and holy hell, kidnapping and terrifying people) it's no longer a prank. Just a PSA to all the folks out there who do pranks like "threaten with gun". I'm interested in knowing if the strippers were informed before this that they did not have a willing participant for this whole handcuffing business. That's a hell of a risk to take if they were. Seems like a pretty bad business model. Anyway, the family needs to communicate a lot because that was overall a series of terrible decisions that could well damage their relationship with OP for a while. I can absolutely understand her second-guessing getting married to this moron.
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May 23, 2019 12:50
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What if it was super obvious to everyone they were fake cops and they were being super camp and obvious about it and she just did not pick up on it.
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May 23, 2019 13:28
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Ah yes, getting kidnapped by obviously fake cops and put in a random van is LESS scary. Got it.
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May 23, 2019 13:29
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Well, if the cops are rubbing up against each other licking each other's nipples, it might be too much of a giveaway. Kidnapping it is!
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May 23, 2019 13:31
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drat I want an update to gun dad to see if the dad even told his daughter what happened or just said he didn't show up
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May 23, 2019 13:54
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Speaking of real crimes, I want to see an update where gun dad has been charged with brandishing a firearm
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May 23, 2019 14:01
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Y'all are assuming the strippers in question were gay
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May 23, 2019 14:02
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Power Khan posted:Ah yes, getting kidnapped by obviously fake cops and put in a random van is LESS scary. Got it. Oh yeah I missed the part about them ignoring everyone 's questions and dragging her out
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May 23, 2019 14:09
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Winter Stormer posted:Speaking of real crimes, I want to see an update where gun dad has been charged with brandishing a firearm You're supposed to be "cleaning" your guns right when your daughter's date shows up to make it nice and legal. I wanna be a boy protecting gun dad. "His dick better be dryer than the Sahara when he gets home, missy."
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May 23, 2019 14:14
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Theophany posted:Is this 'a thing'? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBENgYJxgs This guy is governor of Georgia!
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May 23, 2019 14:49
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I'm surprised we haven't yet had a shooting between gun dads. Gun dad 1 goes with his son to make sure he's safe, gun dad 2 answers the door with his shotgun and dad 1 fires in self defense.
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May 23, 2019 14:59
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Sounds like rural gun dad was operating in rich-rear end suburbs where they weren't ready for him. In the south, I think the expectation is gun dad pulls a gun on you and you laugh and take a picture with him.
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May 23, 2019 15:03
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hawowanlawow posted:drat I want an update to gun dad to see if the dad even told his daughter what happened or just said he didn't show up ask and ye shall receieve quote:All of my friends think i'm an rear end in a top hat because I just left without talking to her and ignored her at the dance, Might have been a completely dickhead thing to do but I just didn't know whatelse to do, her Dad was A chaperone at the dance; Dude was watching me the whole time and I felt like just being around her would just got me shot, I broke up with her at lunch yesterday morning and tried to explain the situation but she kept crying and screaming and making a scene so I just left her alone. I honestly feel bad but I just think it's best to keep my distande until she graduates in a few more weeks. I don't plan on pressing charges because I don't want this to be dragged on and I know if my Dad finds out about this he's gonna freak out, so I'm just going to move on with my life. But hey, atleast now I have a funny story to tell my kids in the future ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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May 23, 2019 15:10
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that kid owns, gently caress that crazy dad
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PostNouveau posted:Sounds like rural gun dad was operating in rich-rear end suburbs where they weren't ready for him. in high school i remember one of my classmates who, in the lead up to prom season, kept talking about how whoever was gonna ask her to prom better be brave enough to man up and look her army ranger dad and his thirty aught six square in the face. then in a shock to her and her alone, nobody asked her to prom and she had a big teary meltdown at lunch about it. turns out putting your daddy issues on a big rear end banner and waving them around is socially disapproved
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May 23, 2019 15:12
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Hughlander posted:ask and ye shall receieve Wanna buy this dude a medal
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May 23, 2019 15:16
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It's the same kinda poo poo with some women wanting you to ask her dad for permission before you marry her. Like, uhhh...you are an adult, I'm not asking your dumb dad. He has nothing to do with any of this. Well, see ya.
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Hughlander posted:ask and ye shall receieve Kid should have texted his gf or something right after leaving her house. But i do not blame him for breaking up with her because of her dad. I feel like the dad is the type to take his daughter to purity balls and what not.
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My Sister’s Spectacular Breakup Is Destroying My Weddingquote:Dear Prudence, quote:My instinct is that your brother-in-law got drunk and cheated on your sister, because you sound angry enough with your sister that if she’d done that, you’d have mentioned it as further ammunition in the case against her. That doesn’t mean your frustration with her isn’t justified, just that I wouldn’t give him too much credit for being “quiet” and privately apologizing. If you ban your sister from the wedding party, do you think she’ll still want to attend the wedding? Do you trust that if she did, she’d be able to keep herself from getting drunk and starting a fight? Would you and your fiancée consider asking your brother-in-law (who, let’s not forget, is just as responsible for the “spectacular” end of their relationship) to step back from wedding-party duties? If not, do you think you can talk to your sister about how to best prepare for your wedding day without dredging up every breakup she’s ever had and making it clear that you think she’s the common denominator in all of those bad relationships? I wish the bride were less callous towards her sister and tell us the full story of the breakup, so we can accurately partition out the blame
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DemoneeHo posted:Kid should have texted his gf or something right after leaving her house. But i do not blame him for breaking up with her because of her dad. After reading the update the part that gets me the most is that in effect the dad doubled down on it. He was at the prom, he could have apologized or done some damage control but watching the kid after his own daughter probably had a meltdown over it really shows what a piece of poo poo he was. It wasn't a joke to him that went too far, he thought he was in the right.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for rating a students/employees experience a 2 out of 10? Hahahha what an rear end in a top hat. What is she, a student or a professional? Cause OP seems to understand this is a student, yet expects her to be a professional clairvoyant.
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Hughlander posted:After reading the update the part that gets me the most is that in effect the dad doubled down on it. He was at the prom, he could have apologized or done some damage control but watching the kid after his own daughter probably had a meltdown over it really shows what a piece of poo poo he was. It wasn't a joke to him that went too far, he thought he was in the right. introducing yourself to the person who is taking your minor child on a date and setting expectations around when they should return is good parenting. this is an excellent opportunity to give the kid twenty bucks or whatever and also get the kid's phone number trying to establish authority over this kid and setting unreasonable limits on their behavior is understandable but bad parenting. by the time your kid is going on dates, it is a bit too late to try to reign in romantic behavior, and you can only trust that you've done a good job in empowering your child to make good choices. it is fruitless to try to impose this authority on someone else's child pulling a gun and standing Watch over your child's Virtue is just plain creepy and a terrible dynamic rooted in a lot of toxic ideas, agreed this dude is a piece of poo poo
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Hughlander posted:ask and ye shall receive Wow, 15yo dating a senior -- he's got it going on.
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DemoneeHo posted:My Sister’s Spectacular Breakup Is Destroying My Wedding Either way their drama shouldn't be spilling over into somebody else's event so I say gently caress the sister.
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duck trucker posted:Either way their drama shouldn't be spilling over into somebody else's event so I say gently caress the sister. That tried that, that's what caused this mess
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duck trucker posted:gently caress the sister. This is how the drama started.
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luxury handset posted:in high school i remember one of my classmates who, in the lead up to prom season, kept talking about how whoever was gonna ask her to prom better be brave enough to man up and look her army ranger dad and his thirty aught six square in the face. then in a shock to her and her alone, nobody asked her to prom and she had a big teary meltdown at lunch about it. turns out putting your daddy issues on a big rear end banner and waving them around is socially disapproved If you need a gun to show what a badass you are to intimidate your daughter's dates, you aren't much of a badass.
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*pats gun on belt* Son if I hear anything about my daughter eating rear end you drat well better return the favor
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