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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

Oh yeah he's good looking too

I have a ~thing~ for non-scrawny elves. Also dudes with wings. Hooooooly poo poo dudes with wings. I watched Legion just to see Paul Bettany with wings, which I almost immediately regretted because that poo poo was SO BAD

awwwww yes

exception: pregnant Speedo lake snape

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Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

A Spider Covets posted:

illidan's upper half pretty hot, lower half needs some adjustment, doesn't he have goat feet? I can't remember, despite sitting at his feet stabbing lamely at them for a long time

I hope you ran out of AOE because otherwise I hate you and this is why we can't have good things.


Women's Rights? posted:

hot elves: Illidan from warcraft.

Dalamar. Also, Link motherfuckers.

Women's Rights? posted:

Oh yeah he's good looking too

I have a ~thing~ for non-scrawny elves. Also dudes with wings. Hooooooly poo poo dudes with wings. I watched Legion just to see Paul Bettany with wings, which I almost immediately regretted because that poo poo was SO BAD




He's Batman now. :negative:

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Women's Rights? posted:

Oh yeah he's good looking too

I have a ~thing~ for non-scrawny elves. Also dudes with wings. Hooooooly poo poo dudes with wings. I watched Legion just to see Paul Bettany with wings, which I almost immediately regretted because that poo poo was SO BAD

its unfair that i cannot get any due to all the winged dudes and elves in my town #mensrights

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Lol @ batman

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

That's hot voice + wings right there. If he had pointy ears it would be a god drat trifecta of awesomeness

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i'm owning up to finding Fenris really cute :3:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Jenner posted:

I hope you ran out of AOE because otherwise I hate you and this is why we can't have good things.


Dalamar. Also, Link motherfuckers.





He's Batman now. :negative:

Was just about to post Ben Affleck in dogma but I couldn't find a decent pic of the stumps when he gets the wings cut off.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Michael Caine is the handsomest, gently caress ya'll and your elves
Donald Sutherland too with his smooth voice

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Pick posted:

i'm owning up to finding Fenris really cute :3:

Yes. Also agreeing abut Tom Hiddleston, he's adorable and he sounds sexy.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
PS. Failing the Bechdel Test ITT.

emminou
May 25, 2006

Jenner posted:

PS. Failing the Bechdel Test ITT.

sweden would not approve

but we talked about fruit and i didn't think fruit was male, idk much about horticulture though

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

That's hot voice + wings right there. If he had pointy ears it would be a god drat trifecta of awesomeness

I can do wings OR elf ears, but I am not really in for both. Other weird kinds of ears, maybe.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Women's Rights? posted:

Oh yeah he's good looking too

I have a ~thing~ for non-scrawny elves. Also dudes with wings. Hooooooly poo poo dudes with wings. I watched Legion just to see Paul Bettany with wings, which I almost immediately regretted because that poo poo was SO BAD

Hahaha! I watched that poo poo too. I will basically watch anything with angels in it. Legion is loving terrible.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
what about eyestalks, fins, or secondary mouths like xenomorphs

i know they don't rank as high as elf ears or wings but i gotta know my chances

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
angels are pretty hot :shrug:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
trad elf ears or those really long wow / Japanese elf ears?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Rita Repulsa posted:

what about eyestalks, fins, or secondary mouths like xenomorphs

i know they don't rank as high as elf ears or wings but i gotta know my chances

fins are traditionally hot in yaoi, there was a time smackjeeves had like four mermaid yaoi comics, and two gay shark ones

so do you want to sex a little ambiguously sexed organism, the genitals of which can never be observed? (similar to boson)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

trad elf ears or those really long wow / Japanese elf ears?

WoWstyle

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

WoWstyle

Enjoy your bunny eared boyfriend

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Rita Repulsa posted:

what about eyestalks, fins, or secondary mouths like xenomorphs

i know they don't rank as high as elf ears or wings but i gotta know my chances

I much prefer terrestrial dudes for the sexing. Just a personal preference.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Pick posted:

fins are traditionally hot in yaoi, there was a time smackjeeves had like four mermaid yaoi comics, and two gay shark ones

so do you want to sex a little ambiguously sexed organism, the genitals of which can never be observed? (similar to boson)

I'm just gonna lay my eggs here in this shoal and you can just come over and fertilize them at your leisure okay? :corrupt:

emminou
May 25, 2006

VanSandman posted:

Enjoy your bunny eared boyfriend

well as long as he has other rabbit-like attributes.......

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Rita Repulsa posted:

what about eyestalks, fins, or secondary mouths like xenomorphs

i know they don't rank as high as elf ears or wings but i gotta know my chances

Xenomorphs are basically giant walking cocks, and they're pretty good at oral.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I just like regular human males, I'm boring.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

Enjoy your bunny eared boyfriend

nooooooooooooo chobits suckkkedddd

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Pochoclo posted:

Xenomorphs are basically giant walking cocks, and they're pretty good at oral.

Geoducks have the dilz.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Shithouse Dave posted:

Geoducks have the dilz.

ew

hey the seattle curiosity museum has a huuugeeee one

also a giant walrus dong

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Pick posted:

nooooooooooooo chobits suckkkedddd

I like the chobits manga! :argh: Didn't see the anime though

granted I was, like, 15 so i was stupid, but I remember liking it a lot

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

emminou posted:

well as long as he has other rabbit-like attributes.......



Oh hey there's Watership Down fanart and fanfiction. :ohdear:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

I like the chobits manga! :argh: Didn't see the anime though

granted I was, like, 15 so i was stupid, but I remember liking it a lot

i think CLAMP has shallow crappy creepy romances and i play bioware games unironically

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
/\/\/\
Card Captor Sakura was okay. :colbert:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Pick posted:

i think CLAMP has shallow crappy creepy romances and i play bioware games unironically

but the gothic lolita robot girl learned how to loooooove

and I cried at the end of it

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I read yuri translated by lililicious and find them really engaging even though they're shallow as heck.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jenner posted:

/\/\/\
Card Captor Sakura was okay. :colbert:

As a kid I enjoyed the version with Madison and Julian Starr :downs:.

That version didn't have the 3rd grader and her teacher get engaged or that creepy rear end thing

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Clamp is a pretty gross studio

Serious Sam
Feb 15, 2008

Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!
There can't possibly be this many ladies on gbs. Gtfo!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

Clamp is a pretty gross studio

And the guys NEVER

ACTUALLY

PUT

OUT

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Serious Sam posted:

There can't possibly be this many ladies on gbs. Gtfo!

m'lady spotted

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
BEND THE gently caress OVER, JULIAN STARR

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
well what is a good romancey manga then? :colbert:

i've read, like, 5 mangas all the way through so idk i got over my anime phase a long time ago but I'm always up for a good story

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