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armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Avirosb posted:

See, this is why Trump likes his meat well done.

Grillin' my pig foreskins to a char to own the libs.

e:shameful snipe
https://twitter.com/88Delgado88/status/1207525770584842240
https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1207420010198654981
ee:fuckfuck, dumping my clipboard from the lol thread. :saddowns:

armchairyoda has issued a correction as of 14:04 on Dec 19, 2019

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

"Remember the time that river in Ohio caught fire 6 times? Make America THAT again"

Every Trump voter

Our cities might be lost to the seas, our food and water may poison us, and all wildlife and natural beauty in our nation may be destroyed in the name of profit, but think about the JOBS that the creators shall make for us! And the libs, they'll be so owned.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Someone replace Trump with Clinton in that 9/11 pic and reply to that idiot and watch him implode.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

armchairyoda posted:

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1207420010198654981
ee:fuckfuck, dumping my clipboard from the lol thread. :saddowns:

fuckin lol

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


that there isn't a "Create Your Own 9/11" set complete with layers is a bit of a mystery to me

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Elephant Ambush posted:

Someone replace Trump with Clinton in that 9/11 pic and reply to that idiot and watch him implode.

limitedbreadsticks (@limitlessjest) is a troll poster, so I imagine he'd be thrilled.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Pornographic Memory posted:

Our cities might be lost to the seas, our food and water may poison us, and all wildlife and natural beauty in our nation may be destroyed in the name of profit, but, the libs, they'll be so owned.

FTFY

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
the Pence Battalion has entered the arena

https://mobile.twitter.com/FrankFigliuzzi1/status/1207786879782797312

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This will only be noticed by the 5% of "Christians" that actually try to use their religion as a spiritual/moral framework and not just as their tribal identity

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Zeno-25 posted:

This will only be noticed by the 5% of "Christians" that actually try to use their religion as a spiritual/moral framework and not just as their tribal identity

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1207997319821615105

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

hell yeah

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



thread: "only the most credulous dum dums with pudding for brains and no internal life except the constant drive to exploit and dominate others will take the time to respond to this"

Trump, as this is being discussed, is typing away on his phone

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/JerryFalwellJr/status/1207869095812771841

evangelical christianity dying under trump

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

evangelical christianity dying under trump




Less than half of millenials identify as christians.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

FMguru posted:

Less than half of millenials identify as christians.

thats still more than i would expect

but maybe that's my commiefornia bubble

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FMguru posted:





Less than half of millenials identify as christians.

weird, a religion whose public face was greed rape murder and oppression during their childhood isn't popular with millenials

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



pretty good opportunity for Christian Socialists or the UUs to swoop in imho, with their twin messages of "Jesus sez kill da rich" and "you can wear jeans to services"

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

My experience with Christian leftists have unfortunately been basically anti idpol troglodytes in practice but they think they have better footing for their punching down.
Christianity is a political identity in America not a faith

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

FMguru posted:





Less than half of millenials identify as christians.

Depressingly, this drop is strongest in catholics and non-evangelical protestants, white evangelical #'s are still dropping in millenials, but if i remember right they're actually the most resilient to the dropoff in religiosity.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

My experience with Christian leftists have unfortunately been basically anti idpol troglodytes in practice but they think they have better footing for their punching down.
Christianity is a political identity in America not a faith

Hey there are Christian leftists out there that are fighting the good fight. We really don't want to give up our spirituality to the most cravenly materialistic man in the world

I do think that we need to be more active about our beliefs though. A lot of the liberal denominations have a real :decorum: view of not interfering with politics and they need to take an actual stance if they are going to be relevant in peoples lives again, especially as the country continues to disintegrate

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Depressingly, this drop is strongest in catholics and non-evangelical protestants, white evangelical #'s are still dropping in millenials, but if i remember right they're actually the most resilient to the dropoff in religiosity.

As someone that grew up in Assemblies off God churches abs moderated in high school by becoming Baptist, Evangelicals put a lot more effort into segregating and brainwashing their kids than the more mainstream sects do. It real hard to break that kind of conditioning especially if you don't have a naturally inquisitive questioning attitude.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Atting trump is the saddest thing

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Feldegast42 posted:

Hey there are Christian leftists out there that are fighting the good fight. We really don't want to give up our spirituality to the most cravenly materialistic man in the world

I do think that we need to be more active about our beliefs though. A lot of the liberal denominations have a real :decorum: view of not interfering with politics and they need to take an actual stance if they are going to be relevant in peoples lives again, especially as the country continues to disintegrate

im a small-a atheist but it’s clear that millions of americans desperately need the kind of community and sense of purpose realized by organized religion. as the rotten husk of white evangelical christianity continues to deteriorate it would be good to have a spiritually-renewed alternative

(also from a crass tactical standpoint, religious beliefs get extraordinary 1A protections and a fully secular left is unilateral disarmament)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Whatever happened to render unto ceasar presixent sir

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Trump read that passage as render unto donald little ceasars.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

im a small-a atheist but it’s clear that millions of americans desperately need the kind of community and sense of purpose realized by organized religion. as the rotten husk of white evangelical christianity continues to deteriorate it would be good to have a spiritually-renewed alternative
i agree but the hurdle is capitalism. millions of atomized, tired people, crab bucketing each other, trying to get by, each viewing each other as an enemy in a non-zero sum as the elite levitating high in the sky hoovering up wealth while having people blame each other. it doesn't have to be, nor shouldn't be, religious at all, but organized community meetings and the like are good: state throws a big bbq or w/e once a week where everyone should come and talk about worries and strife and share off their favorite food dishes and talk tv or whatever. when the soviet union fell, one of the things people say they fondly missed were the forced community theater and get together stuff.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Jerry Falwell Jr runs what is basically a diploma mill that cold calls high school students to get them to enroll in online courses in order to siphon federal student aid.

So of course he's big ol trump fan.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Add Christianity Today to the never ending list of the deep state liberal conspiracy. I can almost get why some people like Trump (they're mean, selfish, uneducated, racist, greedy, spiteful, classless, xenophobic assholes who want to be rich one day) and, honest to god, in a lot of ways he really IS the embodiment of what America has come to represent and what most people think of as "success".

But for the life of me, I can't figure out the slavish devotion he receives from those who claim to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. If JC came back today and called out DJT, they'd put it on PPV and root for Donald.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Feldegast42 posted:

Hey there are Christian leftists out there that are fighting the good fight. We really don't want to give up our spirituality to the most cravenly materialistic man in the world

I do think that we need to be more active about our beliefs though. A lot of the liberal denominations have a real :decorum: view of not interfering with politics and they need to take an actual stance if they are going to be relevant in peoples lives again, especially as the country continues to disintegrate

Hell it was a decade ago that I read an article pointed to fellow Christians that silence is consent. Until people take a stand bigotry of all stripes is the face of churches.

I don't begrudge people though. It's an intimidating fight that doesn't look like it'll have noticable gains. I wouldn't jump head first into alienating myself from my church group either.

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

BiggerBoat posted:

Add Christianity Today to the never ending list of the deep state liberal conspiracy. I can almost get why some people like Trump (they're mean, selfish, uneducated, racist, greedy, spiteful, classless, xenophobic assholes who want to be rich one day) and, honest to god, in a lot of ways he really IS the embodiment of what America has come to represent and what most people think of as "success".

But for the life of me, I can't figure out the slavish devotion he receives from those who claim to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. If JC came back today and called out DJT, they'd put it on PPV and root for Donald.

Their moral compass has been turned away from Christianity and towards the GOP. Rather than their religion informing them of what in the world is out of step with their cosmic worldview, their cosmic worldview is aligned to "whatever best advances the GOP agenda."

The rationale for why someone so blatantly irreligious and sinful as Donald Trump depends on how aware they allow themselves to be of his general sliminess. If they don't know or don't believe it at all, they say he's a righteous god fearing man and nothing will convince them otherwise. It's the moron or total political dimwit POV. If they are somewhat less deluded, they tell themselves "he's a baby Christian", as though he and Mike Pence are praying away his sins every night. If they are generally convinced he is a shithead, they still cite biblical examples of god using a bad man to do good things, like King David, Jacob, Herod, or Cyrus. Nevermind that the bible always made it clear these are people to be derided or fought where possible.

In practice, all these internal moral contortions amount to the same thing: their religion is an irrelevance, and they should be regarded as exactly the same sort of Groyper-posting shithead as a 4chan god emperor worshiper. They may immerse themselves in the rituals and aesthetic of Christianity, but it's just cultural practice at this point rather than severe religious conviction.

TheBalor has issued a correction as of 00:35 on Dec 21, 2019

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/1207925337553883137
“honor thy father and mother, until they die, then go ahead and use their corpse like a ventriloquist’s dummy for cheap political point-scoring”

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

Epic High Five posted:

pretty good opportunity for Christian Socialists or the UUs to swoop in imho, with their twin messages of "Jesus sez kill da rich" and "you can wear jeans to services"

UUs have actually seen there membership increase over the past three years.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

SoggyBobcat posted:

UUs have actually seen there membership increase over the past three years.

Which correlates with the rise of non-affiliated non-religious people because that's precisely what UU's are lol.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/1207925337553883137
“honor thy father and mother, until they die, then go ahead and use their corpse like a ventriloquist’s dummy for cheap political point-scoring”

Like most evangelical pastors he is 100% lying about his Heavenly Father’s wishes.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ya lol no poo poo ur fuckin dad voted for Trump who had any doubt?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

red19fire posted:

Like most evangelical pastors he is 100% lying about his Heavenly Father’s wishes.

They want to convince their congregation that god wants them to have even more golden chairs and private jet on the side.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I've read some good stuff about how ultra-Christians reconcile their Jesus love and Trump love in their brains.

My favorite is them saying that Clinton was a sleazier President because he did scummy things while in office, while Trump only did his sleazy things before being elected, which shows RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE.

That's a real thing.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I've read some good stuff about how ultra-Christians reconcile their Jesus love and Trump love in their brains.

My favorite is them saying that Clinton was a sleazier President because he did scummy things while in office, while Trump only did his sleazy things before being elected, which shows RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE.

That's a real thing.

and they’ll vote for him in 2020 too without blinking

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

red19fire posted:

Like most evangelical pastors he is 100% lying about his Heavenly Father’s wishes.

honestly yes I am willing to believe Billy Graham, the guy on Nixon's tapes talking about how he has to hide his true feelings about Jews for the sake of ISRAEL and they have to break the "Jewish stranglehold" on culture in Nixon's second term, would have voted for trump if his rotting brain was intact enough. gently caress graham's son for being a lovely little weasel but his dad was a piece of work too.

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

stealing this from the pics thread:

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