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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I didn't give my cousin the money from her graduation gift? A Wizard of Goatse posted:..."value my generosity"?  Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For requesting that the embedded gratuity in my restaurant bill be removed?
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b mad at me posted:"She say she can track this "metric" in a "pivot table"?" Nah its true. I am wrapping up my Q2 analysis, gotta push this data to an easy-to-digest powerpoint. If these numbers keep trending i am going to knock Q3 out of the park
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May 31, 2019 13:23
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Pinecone Sample posted:I would never share my spreadsheet with a partner but lol just lol if you are not practicing data-driven jerkoff sessions imagine the raw (data??) on your hands
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May 31, 2019 13:44
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MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upsetquote:Basically the title. 3 weeks ago.
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May 31, 2019 13:50
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset What a lovely family.
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May 31, 2019 13:54
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset gently caress those people. Insist that your father-in-law spank your mother-in-law in front of everyone, then kill them.
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May 31, 2019 13:57
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset 
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May 31, 2019 14:00
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AITA for not offering to help take care of my friend's baby she insists on bringing while on vacation?quote:My friend is a young married mother of 4, with a 6 month old baby. I am a 30 year old single mom of two. Single in the sense that I don't get child support and never get time away from the kids so this is a huge deal for me. I love them so much but mama needs time to herself sometimes. My friend and I were both invited to a weekend getaway about 7 hours away and for the first time in two years, I'll be able to take a weekend vacation. YAY! However, my friend insists she MUST bring her 6 mo old baby because the baby breastfeeds. I told her there are no other kids going and there will be so much drinking and probably weed and mushrooms (knowing the crowd we are visiting). I am SO excited to go, but my friend asked me to take MY CAR and drive it there (a V8 SUV) because a train is too expensive. I told her the gas for my SUV will be WAY more expensive, and so she offered her car. I politely said I will be taking the train, I want to relax (and the last time we took a vaca together she left me with a $1000 bill for the rental car she didn't contribute to). Her husband could easily keep the baby with the other kids, and she could pump breastmilk ahead of time (which she has everything she needs to do). She is acting like she is expecting me to help her with the baby while we are gone and I basically said no way. I never get time off to myself and for three days I will not be taking care of anyone's kids. I told her I don't think it's appropriate to bring a baby to alcohol and possibly drug-filled weekend (even if you aren't partaking) and that she should come alone. Now she isn't talking to me and is probably not coming at all. I feel like the rear end in a top hat, but at the same time, she has childcare options and it isn't fair to ask someone else to use their vacation to help with your kid, who you insist on bringing. She has taken a few vacations (2 maybe) over the last two years (I couldn't go b/c I didn't have child-care), and her husband is awesome with the kids. He is a super hands-on equal partner. I know this because I've known them for years and I've spent so much time with them. I also know she is going to expect me to bend over backward to help her and be insulted if I don't. Still, I feel like a bad, unsupportive friend for not offering to help more, for not wanting to drive 7 hours with a baby, and for pointedly telling her it was inappropriate she is bringing the baby when I shouldn't ever really comment on her parenting. Maybe she's worried her milk will dry up, but again, she could pump while we are there to keep up supply. She's been breastfeeding non-stop for about 7 years now, so Idk if that would even be a concern. IDK.... AITA here?
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May 31, 2019 14:01
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Pinecone Sample posted:I would never share my spreadsheet with a partner but lol just lol if you are not practicing data-driven jerkoff sessions
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May 31, 2019 14:02
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gently caress that, just absolutely gently caress that.
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May 31, 2019 14:02
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset That poor kid is going to grow up with pooping and trust issues for sure.
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May 31, 2019 14:12
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset I just... I really sympathise with the poster here, because you can absolutely tell he's just reeling with incredulity I don't even know how you're supposed to respond to that
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May 31, 2019 14:16
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TheMaskedUgly posted:I just... I really sympathise with the poster here, because you can absolutely tell he's just reeling with incredulity A divorce and therapy?
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May 31, 2019 14:19
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TheMaskedUgly posted:I just... I really sympathise with the poster here, because you can absolutely tell he's just reeling with incredulity Divorce with full custody of the child, mother has access only through supervised visitation.
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May 31, 2019 14:19
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Maybe after all of this it was the cat who took a huge poo poo
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May 31, 2019 14:20
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It'd be different if she were quiet and embarrassed about it, but I can't imagine a universe where I would not immediately humiliate the MIL in front of everyone with what I saw. Why is he so submissive??? I would get a divorce rather than go along with yelling at my son for doing something understandable for a 3 year old instead of admitting the truth and humiliating the woman who tried to do that to him. Go to hell wife and mom, get a spine dad if you want to protect your kid from that madness. Also, while that excel story is super fake, I want that to happen to me so badly. I cannot imagine the utter joy it would be to, each day, improvise 20 ways to masturbate to put in a table. You could add all sorts of columns, what you were thinking about, if there was any porn and if so, of what. Ahh, what a nice thought. I take commissions for 300/hour if anyone ever needs a jerkoff spreadsheet, don't trust an amateur, go with a pro.
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May 31, 2019 14:22
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset This guy really needs to understand how serious this situation is because the MiL should never be left alone with the grandchild in the future as she will try to get revenge. It's not just about this one situation. This is some truly hosed up poo poo.
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May 31, 2019 14:38
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Antivehicular posted:It's pretty bad when the best option is "housing a sugar baby" Cmon, best case scenario is got some sort of a strange rear end hobby like Taxidermy and thats his workshop
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May 31, 2019 14:38
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MagusofStars posted:I personally use a detailed Moneyball analytics model to evaluate performance. Gotta find those undervalued assets in your game, really target the market inefficiencies in the way you jack it. This is some chump game right here, moneyball analysis is so early 2000s. I contract a big data mining firm to track jacking trends across multiple dashboards updated in real time.
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May 31, 2019 14:38
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That's the stupidest thing about it; if she'd just said nothing or let it go, the husband was absolutely going to keep it quiet, but then she publicly shames his son, and when that's not enough, she literally drags his child to him and commands him to beat the kid for her lie. The one person who absolutely knows she's lying, and who is least likely to cover for her This is the behaviour of someone who wants to be called out. IDGI! I just dont understand any of this
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May 31, 2019 14:40
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I'm done, sign the dnr, turn off the life-support
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TheMaskedUgly posted:That's the stupidest thing about it; if she'd just said nothing or let it go, the husband was absolutely going to keep it quiet, but then she publicly shames his son, and when that's not enough, she literally drags his child to him and commands him to beat the kid for her lie.
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May 31, 2019 14:43
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welcome to hell posted:MIL [52] poo poo in the cats litter box and now everyone is blaming my son [3M] when everyone clearly knows it was actually MIL. Can't bring myself [32M] to toe the company line; wife extremely upset gently caress that. Wife needs to figure out her loyalties here, maybe she's terrified of her own mom but when your kid is the one getting the abuse either put the foot down or gently caress you.
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May 31, 2019 14:44
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Yeah for me it would take a bit of restraint not to make jokes about someone pooping in a litter box. It's so easy and funny and everyone but her would laugh and yet, I'd have the grace to let the old woman be strange and let it go, for the sake of my family. A sibling or friend probably wouldn't rate and I'd have to make fun of them, I don't think I could stop it. I just can't fathom having that much restraint, making it that far, and then going along with it still when MIL brings it up herself. An adult human pooped in a litterbox. It's funny. The world should know. This is all without even taking into account the part where she's now using her own weird poop story as a cudgel to repeatedly harm my child. Like that's unconscionable. If it came to that I think I would spend multiple evenings photoshopping MIL pooping in a litterbox and personally pay for it to be displayed on a highway billboard until she admits it and apologizes in front of all of her children and grandchildren.
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May 31, 2019 14:48
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For requesting that the embedded gratuity in my restaurant bill be removed? I absolutely hate everything about this. That tips in the States are so expected as to be literally mandatory, yet still not rolled into the price and just paid out via wages/salary. That a server can do such a poo poo job and it's still a forced 'tip', since it's their baseline salary. But most of all I just get hugely ticked off hearing about bad service as a hospo guy. Everything Sucks Here, indeed.
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May 31, 2019 14:52
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I’m going to call that one fake in an effort to preserve my own sanity. Were it real I would have burned all those relationships in an effort to protect my son and the temptation to beat an old woman would have been overwhelming. What a depressing thing 
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May 31, 2019 14:54
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More “I opened my relationship to gently caress my coworker and now my wife is having the time of her sexual life” and less horrific child abuse please
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May 31, 2019 14:56
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Is spanking considered abuse in the United Kingdom? The wife is further cowardly for not spanking her son herself, and also simply playing her role as a pawn to her mother's world of manipulation. If she wants it done, tell her she's going to do it herself, while you record it and narrate MIL's litter box making GBS threads, and that it will be seen in family court. Choose your allegiance.
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May 31, 2019 14:57
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Pinecone Sample posted:Is spanking considered abuse in the United Kingdom? The wife is further cowardly for not spanking her son herself, and also simply playing her role as a pawn to her mother's world of manipulation. If she wants it done, tell her she's going to do it herself, while you record it and narrate MIL's litter box making GBS threads, and that it will be seen in family court. Choose your allegiance. Spanking is considered abuse by anyone with a shred of sense, but is unfortunately legal just about everywhere.
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Frankly I'd want my parents to have my back in making fun of the litter box shitter instead of excusing themselves like cowards. No quarter. You jeer at whoever I tell you to jeer at, I'm the man of this house.
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Pinecone Sample posted:Is spanking considered abuse in the United Kingdom? The wife is further cowardly for not spanking her son herself, and also simply playing her role as a pawn to her mother's world of manipulation. If she wants it done, tell her she's going to do it herself, while you record it and narrate MIL's litter box making GBS threads, and that it will be seen in family court. Choose your allegiance. It's generally frowned upon, usually strongly, but parents do have a fair bit of leeway as long as there's nothing visible; it's not unheard of, and if anyone questions it, you'll always get the 'I was beaten every day growing up, and the only downside is my overwhelming need to beat my own children, despite all evidence' Is it a power-play from the MIL, you think? She would have been content letting it go, if only the husband hadn't caught her dead to rights; everyone else is either more likely to believe the kid did it, or is the mother (who plainly can be coerced easily), but there's the one person who she doesn't have power over, and due to getting caught, she's handed him too much power? She can't face him every thanksgiving or whatever, imagining him smirking at her literally making GBS threads in the loving... jesus I can't even The only way to even the playing field is to look him dead in the eye and say 'call my loving bluff I dare you?' TheMaskedUgly fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 31, 2019 |
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That MIL can go gently caress herself. I feel like that's the sort of situation you can throw your marriage and family relationships away for the benefit of the kids.chitoryu12 posted:Spanking is considered abuse by anyone with a shred of sense, but is unfortunately legal just about everywhere. FYI it's illegal in NZ. An "anti-smacking bill" went through just over a decade ago. Anti-smacking bill becomes law Crimes (Substituted Section 59) Amendment Act 2007 If someone is arguing a child doesn't deserve the same protection from assault as an adult they're basically a garbage human being and should be removed from this world.
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Cue a boomer rant about how first they came for my right to say the n-word in public, then they wanted me to treats gays and trans people as humans, and now they won’t let me discipline my own kid in the manner god and the Bible intended??? This world is surely going to hell
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May 31, 2019 15:14
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gently caress Your Website posted:Cue a boomer rant about how first they came for my right to say the n-word in public, then they wanted me to treats gays and trans people as humans, and now they won’t let me discipline my own kid in the manner god and the Bible intended??? This world is surely going to hell Without a shred of humor; this was literally the situation when the bill was proposed. The christian parties and all the usual suspects started beating the drums for their right to smack their kids.
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May 31, 2019 15:17
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Spanking is illegal in most of Europe, "just about everywhere" is the US of A.
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quote:The legislation also carries an amendment . . . that says the police have the discretion not to prosecute complaints against a parent where the offence is considered to be inconsequential. Am I wrong? Has anyone gone to jail for spanking or slapping their kid without leaving marks? Or was the bill just a feelgood thing
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Palpek posted:Spanking is illegal in most of Europe, "just about everywhere" is the US of A. Scotland are passing a bill that outlaws it completely (because we own)
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welcome to hell posted:My (25M) girlfriend (30F) want me to keep a record of my masturbation in an Excel spreadsheet so she can monitor, is this normal? url=goodhousekeeping.com distance_ejaculated=3" room_for_improvement=twist at the top more often
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kru posted:Scotland are passing a bill that outlaws it completely (because we own) CNN article from last year: Some of the countries and territories that have bans are: Albania, Andorra, Argentina, Aruba, Austria, Benin, Bolivia, Brazil, Bulgaria, Cape Verde, Congo, Costa Rica, Croatia, Curaçao, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, Germany, Greece, Greenland, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Kenya, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Mongolia, Montenegro, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Norway, Paraguay, Peru, Pitcairn Islands, Poland, and Portugal. The other countries and territories that have bans are: Moldova, Romania, San Marino, Slovenia, South Sudan, Spain, St. Maarten, Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Sweden, Macedonia, Togo, Tunisia, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uruguay, and Venezuela.
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why does that invalidate that its a good thing? (it doesnt)
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