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Every single piece of media released for Nymphomaniac so far has been great. The very first poster that was a minimalist vagina is still my favorite, but all the character posters are very, very good.
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That's how you do some fuckin' posters. I generally dislike (appreciate, but do not enjoy) von Trier movies but those are funny and intriguing and I want to see the film now.
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Oct 10, 2013 18:40
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Vagabundo posted:Oh hey, it's the Tae Bo guy. I wonder what he's up to now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVrsGHs2MCk
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mind the walrus posted:There is much potential here. There is 
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Oct 10, 2013 19:14
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BiggestOrangeTree posted:There is I saw one of these looking through my telescope the other day.
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Oct 10, 2013 19:42
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Put that on a digital poster in a theater.
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Oct 10, 2013 19:45
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Someone needs to make a photoshop thread about those posters
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Oct 10, 2013 20:41
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Oct 10, 2013 20:57
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Nice Ud-O face.
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Oct 10, 2013 20:58
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BiggestOrangeTree posted:There is Long live the new flesh! Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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Oct 10, 2013 21:05
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I find this one way more disturbing.  edit: TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Nice Ud-O face. Post of the month. kiimo fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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Oct 10, 2013 21:27
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Mr. Flunchy posted:These posters are outstanding: a great idea, beautifully executed. These are probably the best posters to come out in ages. I feel sorry for you if you're stuck with the kind of repressed puritan mindset that would drive you to want to 'bleach your brain' to get rid of the images. They're naked pictures of people that nobody actually wanted to see naked. I don't think that indicates a "repressed puritan mindset" you giant loving goon.
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Oct 10, 2013 21:31
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The MSJ posted:There are too many to post here and some of them are pretty Brilliant idea, Von Trier's last few films have had incredible posters. This one is my favourite:  Very cool
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Oct 10, 2013 21:37
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Whenever posters or, gently caress, this subject comes up in general, people always depress the poo poo out of me. The idea of old or ugly people having sex is not gross to me at all and I don't understand why it is to anyone else, or why an O face is gross in some way? I sincerely don't get it, you're all boring as poo poo.
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Oct 10, 2013 21:52
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JebanyPedal posted:Whenever posters or, gently caress, this subject comes up in general, people always depress the poo poo out of me. The idea of old or ugly people having sex is not gross to me at all and I don't understand why it is to anyone else, or why an O face is gross in some way? I sincerely don't get it, you're all boring as poo poo.
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Oct 10, 2013 22:03
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JebanyPedal posted:Whenever posters or, gently caress, this subject comes up in general, people always depress the poo poo out of me. The idea of old or ugly people having sex is not gross to me at all and I don't understand why it is to anyone else, or why an O face is gross in some way? I sincerely don't get it, you're all boring as poo poo. I don't think that's what most people are saying. Sex is funny and the posters approach the subject in a novel way.
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Oct 10, 2013 22:07
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flashy_mcflash posted:Sure was! Man, he does look kind of sickly in this picture.
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Oct 10, 2013 22:23
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Can someone make this AV size please?
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JebanyPedal posted:Whenever posters or, gently caress, this subject comes up in general, people always depress the poo poo out of me. The idea of old or ugly people having sex is not gross to me at all and I don't understand why it is to anyone else, or why an O face is gross in some way? I sincerely don't get it, you're all boring as poo poo. Yes you're so edgy for calling us out on not wanting to see Udo Kier naked
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Oct 10, 2013 22:29
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BiggestOrangeTree posted:There is Your life is bullshit until you put on
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The kneejerk rush to see who can be the most sex-positive and progressive whenever something involving nudity comes up is as obnoxious as the very thing they're trying to combat at this point.
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Oct 10, 2013 22:35
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If finding old men orgasming hilarious is wrong, well then by God I don't want to be right.
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Oct 10, 2013 22:41
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I'm pretty sure the reaction Von Trier wanted to provoke with these posters wasn't 'well this is all healthy and normal.' I could be wrong, though.
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Vintersorg posted:Can someone make this AV size please? Try one of these. I'll warn you that it's going to look rough on a dark background because gifs are jerks.  
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Slate Action posted:I'm pretty sure the reaction Von Trier wanted to provoke with these posters wasn't 'well this is all healthy and normal.' I could be wrong, though. Has he ever made a movie with a positive message?
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...of SCIENCE! posted:The kneejerk rush to see who can be the most sex-positive and progressive whenever something involving nudity comes up is as obnoxious as the very thing they're trying to combat at this point. You'd have a point if these posters actually showed anything genuinely explicit. You could see expressions and poses like this if you went down to a gym on a Tuesday night! Anyhow, I doubt anyone's really disgusted by this; it's just some weird front people are putting up to impress upon us that they are only attracted to conventional beauty. SALT CURES HAM posted:Yes you're so edgy for calling us out on not wanting to see Udo Kier naked I mean - fucksake - you can only see Udo Kier's head, neck and shoulders. Ew mega gross! NUDITY! Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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Oct 10, 2013 23:31
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Mr. Flunchy posted:You'd have a point if these posters actually showed anything genuinely explicit. You could see expressions and poses like this if you went down to a gym on a Tuesday night! Anyhow, I doubt anyone's really disgusted by this; it's just some weird front people are putting up to impress upon us that they are only attracted to conventional beauty. They're the faces of people orgasming, the movie is called Nymphomaniac. It's quite obvious, but nice try. You win the most open-minded poster award or whatever.
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Oct 10, 2013 23:40
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Ez posted:They're the faces of people orgasming, the movie is called Nymphomaniac. It's quite obvious, but nice try. You win the most open-minded poster award or whatever. "Somebody - PLEASE - help me! I can't stop imagining Udo Kier furiously jizzing everywhere! This series of posters is making me think bad thoughts!"
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Mr. Flunchy posted:"Somebody - PLEASE - help me! I can't stop imagining Udo Kier furiously jizzing everywhere! This series of posters is making me think bad thoughts!" Stop
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Oct 10, 2013 23:45
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hi, I too would like to passionately discuss the promotional material that depicts people having orgasms.
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Oct 10, 2013 23:46
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Well now I want to see Nymphomaniac.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:"Somebody - PLEASE - help me! I can't stop imagining Udo Kier furiously jizzing everywhere! This series of posters is making me think bad thoughts!" You know, it wasn't a problem for me until you phrased it as "Udo Kier furiously jizzing everywhere" and now I can't get that mental image out of my mind. I think they're effective posters, and the movie sounds interesting, but I can see how someone would be unnerved by a poster that invites you to imagine Udo Kier coming. Now can we get off this topic?
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I Before E posted:You know, it wasn't a problem for me until you phrased it as "Udo Kier furiously jizzing everywhere" and now I can't get that mental image out of my mind. End it. End it now, all of you.
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penismightier posted:End it. Oh, we're gonna finish alright.
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I Before E posted:Oh, we're gonna finish alright.
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I now want to hear Warner Herzog's reaction the Udo Kier ejaculation face posters. Seriously, those might be the only character posters worth a poo poo that have ever been made.
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<- Whoever is responsible for this...
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In other poster news, you might be able to get your hands on this if you attend the New York Comic Con, if you're so inclined.
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Fat Lou posted:Has he ever made a movie with a positive message? The ending to Breaking the Waves was actually really sweet and touching, even if everything leading up to it was pretty hosed up. It at least made the hosed up stuff that preceded it more palatable. Sex, even kinky and arguably exploitative sex, was portrayed as a postive affirmation of love between two people. From what I've seen so far of Nymphomaniac, it doesn't really seem to be the case. But then I don't really have any clue where von Trier is going to go with this new movie, all I know is that I'm intrigued by the promotional stuff so far.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Brilliant idea, Von Trier's last few films have had incredible posters. I don't know what it is, but something about this looks very...French. Like Shia LeBouff looks like a Frenchman.
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