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I don't have to drink to have fun. I just have to drink.
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loquacius posted:I like when Brits make fun of us for using the measurement units they invented instead of the perfect logical French system and then turn around and say things like this Ball game beers are almost always tallboys, which are 16oz, if you buy them the proper way from the dude with the tray walking down the aisle. I guess if you get up and get a stupid cup of beer like an amateur you might be able to get a 12oz one. So that's almost right on the money for a British pint.
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Aug 30, 2018 13:38
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I base all my American drinking knowledge on the Wade Boggs episode of Always Sunny btw and those tins they had were tiny. I apologise for the derail. I'll take it back to the "worrying amount you drink" thread. Keep up the good work, loquacius.
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Aug 30, 2018 13:41
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Drunken Baker posted:I base all my American drinking knowledge on the Wade Boggs episode of Always Sunny btw and those tins they had were tiny. No! We're hashing this out right here and now once and for all! Why the hell didn't you English jerks leave us the Imperial pint as some sort of reparation for the War of 1812?!
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Aug 30, 2018 13:46
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Drunken Baker posted:I base all my American drinking knowledge on the Wade Boggs episode of Always Sunny btw and those tins they had were tiny. Oh well yeah obviously they have to give Philadelphia sports fans as little beer as possible, that's the only reason that city is still standing
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Aug 30, 2018 13:57
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loquacius posted:Oh well yeah obviously they have to give Philadelphia sports fans as little beer as possible, that's the only reason that city is still standing We flipped a fire truck when we won the World Series, ate horseshit and knocked down a lightpost when we won the Super Bowl, and even beaned Santa Claus with batteries. What’s funny is how lovely all of the beer in Philly is except Yards.
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Aug 30, 2018 14:00
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quote:I just wanted to say a couple things about my cult confession. I didn't include a code or anything because I wasn't planning to follow up since I don't want to fall in to the goon trap where I try and make mundane stories into something they aren't just to keep interest up or whatever. If anything that even approaches my initiation (which was just over 3 weeks ago to the goon who asked) in the future I will share it I guess. This sounds like the plot of a really bad anime (hentai?)
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Aug 30, 2018 15:12
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I wonder what the cult would do if you expressed your "it's probably just an intense LARP" doubts. You into kinky stuff?
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Aug 30, 2018 15:16
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Azza Bamboo posted:Personally I'm a lightweight and it's great. I save so much money, and I get to the point so much quicker. Everyone around me is drinking their wallet dry trying to show off while I'm more than unstable enough after a few ciders. I've always admired lightweights. I've never been impressed by people that are like "woooooow maaaaaan I drank like 40 beers last weekend!" Well part of why that's annoying is because it's usually light things that are barely above water but still. My last girlfriend couldn't finish two beers and I kept being like "drat girl, lucky you!" If I want to get legitimately drunk I can't put beer in my body fast enough to do it. It takes stiffer stuff and a lot of it.
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Aug 30, 2018 15:37
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quote:I just wanted to say a couple things about my cult confession. I didn't include a code or anything because I wasn't planning to follow up since I don't want to fall in to the goon trap where I try and make mundane stories into something they aren't just to keep interest up or whatever. If anything that even approaches my initiation (which was just over 3 weeks ago to the goon who asked) in the future I will share it I guess.
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Aug 30, 2018 15:38
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Hauki posted:literally like half of the country purportedly hasn’t had a drink in the last year or whatever. Big difference there dude. I don't drink weekly or necessarily even biweekly either. Doesn't mean I'm a teetotaler or that I don't have alcohol available in the house all day every day.
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Aug 30, 2018 15:55
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If you do the math, it says they basically don't drink at all. The 0.02 group = 1 drink a year, so everyone below that has less than one drink per year.
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Aug 30, 2018 16:26
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SciFiDownBeat posted:This sounds like the plot of a really bad anime (hentai?) Nobody seems to be related, and presumably (maybe?) they are all above the age of consent. I'm not seeing it.
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Aug 30, 2018 16:26
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Was the hot chick in the TV series Smallville by chance?
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Aug 30, 2018 16:47
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quote:I mostly wanted to expand on the structure and then the rape thing. Okay now that you've all taken a look at the org chart and understand our corporate hierarchy, lets flip to page 3 where you'll find a section titled "rape"
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Aug 30, 2018 17:26
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Drunken Baker posted:Yanks are poo poo at drinking. "20 beers at a ball game" is 20 stubby tins, which is what? 5 pints? Raise your aim. idk about elsewhere but in LA all the stadium beers are 24oz
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Aug 30, 2018 18:02
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Nobody seems to be related, and presumably (maybe?) they are all above the age of consent. I'm not seeing it. Yeah that's why I said bad anime
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Aug 30, 2018 18:09
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Nooner posted:idk about elsewhere but in LA all the stadium beers are 24oz LA sports fans have the opposite problem of Philly sports fans in that they mostly only show up to games to take Instagram pictures of themselves and need to get liquored up intentionally to make them care more Anyway, lol: quote:Drinking problem goon here. I missed a "not" in my confession - "not excessively". So maybe drop the loving drinking culture derail. man if there's one thing goons love talking about it's this Here's two more, that one didn't count: quote:Loq previously accused me of "trying to stir up poo poo" and didn't even pick out the 1 line that directly referenced any posters, choosing instead to not post the entire fesh and make a snarky comment. (Loq you're one of my favorite posters but drat dude, that's ice cold. Due to my 7 proxies the email makes me do a long rear end captcha for these emails, it's a lot of effort to get wasted because you didn't like 1 little line.) I have very few rules. The entire point of the previous iteration of this fesh seemed to be to get people mad at a specific, named poster; that violates a rule. I stand by this judgment.  This version, only slightly tweaked, came across differently, so it's getting posted.I have a challenge for this anon: a non-zero number of feshes (I think less than 5 across the lifespan of this thread and all that came before) were written by me. Can you guess which ones??? If you get it right I'll congratulate you in the thread (but probably not post your answer so as to preserve the mystery for everyone else). quote:I've always had a lot of emotional problems. To the point friends have asked if I had any traumatic experiences as a kid, and my answer was always that my dad was an rear end in a top hat and I had the usual lovely catholic schooling, but nothing crazy - I even was an altar server from 4th to 10th grade and managed to make it out butthole intact jeez dude I dunno, I guess look into it if you want some closure. To be clear, is the guy you're suspicious of the one you mentioned who has already been found out, or the guy who has only been discovered helping cover poo poo up? If it's the former, it might be best to let sleeping dogs lie; if it's the latter you could possibly help put the scumbag away. Food for thought.
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Azza Bamboo posted:I wonder what the cult would do if you expressed your "it's probably just an intense LARP" doubts. A lot of LARPs can basically turn into cults with enough no-lifers and an obsessed and charismatic manager.
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Also btw, there are some drugs for babies and little kids that are (or were, maybe we've advanced since the 1980s) delivered by suppository. So you could have vague unhappy butt memories without ever having been abused, just from having a fever and being treated for it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that first (real) fesh is the person who is sending in so many and just wants recognition. The idea of being able to identify the fesh authors is just kind of stupid and unbelievable so that must be the explanation. I'm kind of curious who it is if not though, because I have written more than a few here and there.
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Aug 30, 2018 18:27
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Anne Whateley posted:vague unhappy butt memories Mods please
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Aug 30, 2018 18:27
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Loq wrote the therapy goon feshes. He'll keep us in suspense for a little longer, while deciding if he's going to kill off his beloved creation.
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Aug 30, 2018 19:50
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Leavemywife posted:Loq wrote the therapy goon feshes. He'll keep us in suspense for a little longer, while deciding if he's going to kill off his beloved creation. there were way more than 5 of those things
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Aug 30, 2018 19:52
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I don’t know. There’ve been times when I’ve thought about sending stuff in and then I don’t because even though I’m a pretty infrequent and entirely unmemorable poster, I figure there’s quirks to the way I write that somebody’d figure it out if they wanted to which would be upsetting. Paranoid? probably. Just saying I believe that kind of thing could be done if one were sufficiently obsessed.
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Aug 30, 2018 19:54
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burial posted:I don’t know. There’ve been times when I’ve thought about sending stuff in and then I don’t because even though I’m a pretty infrequent and entirely unmemorable poster, I figure there’s quirks to the way I write that somebody’d figure it out if they wanted to which would be upsetting. That's assuming the frequent feshers don't try and alter their posting style from one to another.
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Aug 30, 2018 19:59
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I always assumed loq submitted one or more of the close encounters confessions
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That's assuming the frequent feshers don't try and alter their posting style from one to another. They can try all they want. Isn’t the idea that sufficiently thorough analysis or whatever could find the patterns and nuance anyway?
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burial posted:They can try all they want. Isn’t the idea that sufficiently thorough analysis or whatever could find the patterns and nuance anyway? Maybe, but the thought of someone doing that properly on a bunch of confessions like this and correlating it with every user's posting is just so far out there that it's hilarious to imagine someone caring that much.
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Aug 30, 2018 20:08
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Let me clarify my position: most of the things I want to anonymously talk about are too worrisome to post openly and so I chicken out. But yes, I do find the idea of somebody meticulously running confessions and posts in this thread through the GREAT ANONYMOUS CONFESSOR IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM hilarious too.
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Aug 30, 2018 20:12
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Freemasonry dude didn't do his homework... Catholic Freemasons are quite rare in most jurisdictions, primarily because the Catholic church has denounced Freemasonry and forbidden its members from joining upon pain of excommunication since Freemasonry has been around. That's the whole reason why the Knights of Columbus came into being, because Catholics wanted a fraternity similar to Freemasonry without actually being Freemasonry. But like I said, it depends on where you go and what your local church is like. There are a few Catholics in the Lodges around here and nobody seems to give a poo poo. Also LOL at the very idea of a significant number of Masons being involved in organized crime. It's ludicrous.
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Aug 30, 2018 20:21
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Seems relevant to the threadMezzanon posted:these facebook algorithms are getting too specific.
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runupon cracker posted:
I don't have any evidence of organized crime being planned in masonic lodges but I don't think the notion is crazy. I'm not thinking large scale protection rackets or whatever, but small town price fixing and election rigging are almost certainly happening. it's not like masons are super morally upright or less corruption prone than any other group
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My dad said it was jusy a bunch of old men getting drunk and arguing about whether to have spaghetti or lasagna next meeting with some play8ng dressup mixed in. He quit as soon as he stopped drinking. They definitely werent up to anything shady ....or were they...
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Son of Man posted:I don't have any evidence of organized crime being planned in masonic lodges but I don't think the notion is crazy. I'm not thinking large scale protection rackets or whatever, but small town price fixing and election rigging are almost certainly happening. it's not like masons are super morally upright or less corruption prone than any other group Uh, lets not forget Propaganda Due
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quote:so i saw in GBS that louie "cum king" CK is back at it. Bernie is all things to all people Bernie is both sides of GamerGate at once, whichever side made you madder Anyway yeah a lot of fringe ideologies have a couple of good ideas surrounded by a whole bunch of toxic ones. MGTOW for example has some ideas baked in about how you shouldn't define your self-worth around what a specific hot girl you've decided to fixate on thinks of you, which is good, but the rest of the sentence is "because all women are psychic vampires who live to thrive off of your misery" which obviously ruins it. It's never too late to decide to become a better person, and you can tell people that you've changed if it's necessary, and they can accept it or not. It doesn't really matter. Just focus on the future  quote:I am awake at 4AM every morning in my parents house furiously masturbating because I have enough savings to pay my third of the bill for a good long time. That money will run out eventually but for now I get to be a piece of crap. My take on this is that you sound loving miserable and learning to recognize and accept this is Half The Battle Just, y'know, devote maybe an hour or two a day to something constructive, and see how your outlook improves. I talk about this a lot but haven't for a while: a couple years after college graduation I got a job that was quickly made redundant by reorganizations at the top of the chart, but kept eluding layoffs for office-politics reasons, so basically I got paid to fart around on GBS all day, and after about a year of this I was depressed as poo poo. Switching to a job where I actually get to do stuff has improved my mental health and sense of self-worth by orders of magnitude. But even that useless job at least let me live in my own apartment, and got me out of it into the world every day. If I hadn't even been doing that I can only imagine how low I would have felt.
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loquacius posted:I like when Brits make fun of us for using the measurement units they invented instead of the perfect logical French system and then turn around and say things like this This is the thing, see. If you're going to use our units despite that whole 'independence' thing, at least use them right!
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Porn and do nothing goon: consider cutting your dick off. You're clearly addicted to pornography, so I would suggest whackin off one last time then whackin it off. You'll be much happier in the long run as you finally have time to learn to love other parts of life, cheers!
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