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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Skwirl posted:

And that has to be a different Rachel Summers than the one that's hanging around in 616. But Adult Franklin is a reality manipulator on par with any of the other ones, so that just gets way too confusing.
Sure, but given that Rachel Summers herself is from an alternate reality, if you're counting her, alternate versions of her surely count.

If I recall, Hyperstorm comes from a reality where she didn't leave the DOFP future maybe? Comically, DOFP Franklin is nowhere near as powerful as 616 Franklin ends up being since he gets easily murdered by a Sentinel.

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TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Endless Mike posted:

If I recall, Hyperstorm comes from a reality where she didn't leave the DOFP future maybe? Comically, DOFP Franklin is nowhere near as powerful as 616 Franklin ends up being since he gets easily murdered by a Sentinel.

Hyperstorm himself is kind of a bitch, since he lost to a hungry Galactus, which for the child of a Phoenix host and Franklin goshdang Richards, is a pretty poor showing.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
I feel like the superhuman family is a very Marvel thing. Most of the heroes in DC have regular lovers and few of them have children, unless you get into distant futures with the Superman dynasty and stuff. Flash, GL, Superman, Wonder Woman, etc. all have 'mortal' lovers.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

A Strange Aeon posted:

I feel like the superhuman family is a very Marvel thing. Most of the heroes in DC have regular lovers and few of them have children, unless you get into distant futures with the Superman dynasty and stuff. Flash, GL, Superman, Wonder Woman, etc. all have 'mortal' lovers.

I'm not sure I'd agree with this. What I'd say is that a lot of the love interests become superheroes at some point. (Though that also happens in DC.)

Mary-Jane, Gwen Stacy, Betty Ross, Jane Foster, Pepper Potts, etc are all normals but these days you've got Renew Your Vows/Spider-Gwen/Red She-Hulk/Thor/Rescue/etc which muddy the waters a bit. To be fair a lot of those are basically defined by the MCU at this point but still.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Say Nothing posted:

So I wasn't imagining the weirdness surrounding Kitty Pryde during this time period? She seemed to phase out of her clothes on a regular basis when Claremont was writing.
And was also the occasional victim of vore.



OK, so this thing was hiding in Rachel's suit, which Kitty then put on, and in doing so was swallowed by whatever that thing was? I'm just trying to figure out why Kitty was in Rachel's outfit.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Costume party gone horribly wrong?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


*watching pornography, brows knit querulously* "I don't understand: who actually ordered the pizza?"

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

CzarChasm posted:

OK, so this thing was hiding in Rachel's suit, which Kitty then put on, and in doing so was swallowed by whatever that thing was? I'm just trying to figure out why Kitty was in Rachel's outfit.

I can't believe I remember this, but...

That thing is a warwolf, a critter sent by Mojo to attack Excalibur because reasons (I think it had something to do with Betsy Braddock?). Anyway, the Warwolves hunt by finding normal people, attacking them, erasing their minds completely and turning the poor saps into skinsuits. One did this to Kitty, but her phasing powers interacted weirdly and she was able to reform herself or whatever.

Even leaving aside the vore thing, it was a very weird turn for the comic because for the most part it was pretty lighthearted, then you get this story about innocent people being effectively erased from existence and nobody really caring.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

There wolf.

There castle.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Evil Mastermind posted:

I can't believe I remember this, but...

That thing is a warwolf, a critter sent by Mojo to attack Excalibur because reasons (I think it had something to do with Betsy Braddock?). Anyway, the Warwolves hunt by finding normal people, attacking them, erasing their minds completely and turning the poor saps into skinsuits. One did this to Kitty, but her phasing powers interacted weirdly and she was able to reform herself or whatever.

Even leaving aside the vore thing, it was a very weird turn for the comic because for the most part it was pretty lighthearted, then you get this story about innocent people being effectively erased from existence and nobody really caring.

They were chasing Rachael because she escaped from Mojo world.

And it was like, the first issue so not really a weird turn since it started at the outset.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ferrule posted:

They were chasing Rachael because she escaped from Mojo world.

And it was like, the first issue so not really a weird turn since it started at the outset.
Oh, I thought it happened later in the run; that's just me mis-remembering then.

I'm pretty sure that at some point Betsy did get Mojo-cams for eyes, though. Probably why I got that confused.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Excalibur was pure, unrefined Claremont insanity and it was pretty great.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nobody has explained why kitty was wearing Rachael's costume.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rhyno posted:

Nobody has explained why kitty was wearing Rachael's costume.

No one really knows, it's a riddle for the ages.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Is it just on BSS that Claremont is only known as the weird fetish guy and not the guy who made the X-Men worth reading for a full decade?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

purple death ray posted:

Is it just on BSS that Claremont is only known as the weird fetish guy and not the guy who made the X-Men worth reading for a full decade?

It's a big world; he can be both.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

It's a big world; he can be both.

He's like Heinlein like that, excellent writer, but very easy to tell what turns his crank.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Skwirl posted:

The only family tree that needs a Z axis.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

It's kind of dumb to me that Claremont has been retconned as "the weird fetish guy." Lots of sci-fi authors, really good ones even, have written about the intersection between the possibility of paranormal power and human depravity, because people are generally hosed up and horrible, but I guess it's fashionable to kill one's idols and etc etc.

I mean, if you want to do anything with characters who apparently possess power over the human mind beyond "I command you to open the safe and give me bundles of twenty-dollar bills," it's probably going to get weird. I get that the hand-wringy crowd has "this is NOT OK" as a keyboard macro, and yeah, you know, maybe it's not supposed to be OK. It's body horror.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's kind of dumb to me that Claremont has been retconned as "the weird fetish guy." Lots of sci-fi authors, really good ones even, have written about the intersection between the possibility of paranormal power and human depravity, because people are generally hosed up and horrible, but I guess it's fashionable to kill one's idols and etc etc.

I mean, if you want to do anything with characters who apparently possess power over the human mind beyond "I command you to open the safe and give me bundles of twenty-dollar bills," it's probably going to get weird. I get that the hand-wringy crowd has "this is NOT OK" as a keyboard macro, and yeah, you know, maybe it's not supposed to be OK. It's body horror.

Ok yeah do you have a nickname or something because this won't fit on a Starbucks cup.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Push El Burrito posted:

Ok yeah do you have a nickname or something because this won't fit on a Starbucks cup.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

There isn't actually anything wrong with dealing with sexuality, including uncomfortable sexuality, within the confines of a story. The problem tends to be the (for lack of a better term) piss forest situation where sexuality tends to zero in on 'whatever turns my crank' and is drastically out of place or forced in. Clarmont has moments of both I think. He isn't just fetish dude but he lets fetishes sneak in where they probably are inappropriate or distracting. I don't think it completely devalues his work (or else I'd be saying the same about a whole shitload of authors just to begin with) but it straddles a line between feeling appropriate to the story and feeling like a guy can't keep his spank out of his plot.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

purple death ray posted:

Is it just on BSS that Claremont is only known as the weird fetish guy and not the guy who made the X-Men worth reading for a full decade?

Lotta Puritans around these parts. :shrug:

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's kind of dumb to me that Claremont has been retconned as "the weird fetish guy." Lots of sci-fi authors, really good ones even, have written about the intersection between the possibility of paranormal power and human depravity, because people are generally hosed up and horrible, but I guess it's fashionable to kill one's idols and etc etc.

I mean, if you want to do anything with characters who apparently possess power over the human mind beyond "I command you to open the safe and give me bundles of twenty-dollar bills," it's probably going to get weird. I get that the hand-wringy crowd has "this is NOT OK" as a keyboard macro, and yeah, you know, maybe it's not supposed to be OK. It's body horror.

I think it's both hilarious and kind of cute(in the puppy sense, not the sexual attraction sense). Chris Claremont is a great writer responsible for many great things, but he's got a pretty huge quirk that can be playfully joked about. It's certainly well beyond "well sometimes the bad guys do bad things because they're bad guys who do bad things", but that's okay, it doesn't devalue his accomplishments. We still love him regardless. What I'm saying is, there's no reason to be defensive about it, Chris.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I think there's inherent humour in knowing what any person's kinks, fetishes, and turn-ons are.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh, I thought it happened later in the run; that's just me mis-remembering then.

I'm pretty sure that at some point Betsy did get Mojo-cams for eyes, though. Probably why I got that confused.

That was actually before she first joined the X-Men. Betsy tried to become the new Captain Britain with a powersuit, but Slaymaster ripped her eyes out. She decided to remain blind and use her telepathy to navigate the world instead, but was kidnapped by Mojo, fitted with bionic eyes...



...and used as the nude brainwashed cyborg star of his TV show, until Doug Ramsey and the other New Mutants rescued her somewhat inadvertently. Doug got an eyeful, Warlock got a bit more.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

A Strange Aeon posted:

This Xavier talk reminded me he's the Juggernaut's brother. Are there any other kind of dumb relationships like that?

John Byrne decided Norman Osborne and Sandman were cousins because of their similar hairstyles. No one played along.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Alan Davis rather than Claremont was the selling point for Excalibur.

As far as Claremont's fetish stuff goes, it's harmless, but I've always sort of held "Storm: The Arena" against him because a) it feels like it's more an opportunity for him to write his fetish stuff than to tell an interesting story; and b) it was supposed to be a Storm miniseries, and it's annoying that Storm - one of the best X-Men around - almost had this story where she's chained up in a dungeon being molested by mutants in gimp suits who have S&M as their mutant power for her first solo series. Maybe that's me being a prude but I don't think it would have put Storm in the best light. :shrug:

Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 13, 2017

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's kind of dumb to me that Claremont has been retconned as "the weird fetish guy." Lots of sci-fi authors, really good ones even, have written about the intersection between the possibility of paranormal power and human depravity, because people are generally hosed up and horrible, but I guess it's fashionable to kill one's idols and etc etc.

I mean, if you want to do anything with characters who apparently possess power over the human mind beyond "I command you to open the safe and give me bundles of twenty-dollar bills," it's probably going to get weird. I get that the hand-wringy crowd has "this is NOT OK" as a keyboard macro, and yeah, you know, maybe it's not supposed to be OK. It's body horror.

See, here's the thing - you can point out and, yes, mock Claremont's tendency to put "weird fetish stuff" in his stories while still, at the same time, understanding that he was a fantastic comics writer who turned the X-Men into something worth reading and then kept them there for way longer than he had any right to.

This being the Funny Panels Thread, it seems to me like the focus is probably going to be on the inherent humor to be found in "what's with all the fetishy poo poo", and that's okay, because even if no one uses a disclaimer in their posts we can all understand that "this thing is funny" does not equate to "this writer is bad" or even "this writer has no value beyond our amusement." Some really good writers and artists have ended up in the Funny Panels Thread, and that does not mean that they are bad, it just means that those panels are funny.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
For the most part people do want to couple guy who inserts fetish is a bad writer.

In fact that is how this started.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Not just Claremont.
Kitty falls through the floor while having sex with Colossus.



Actually, that one was kind of funny.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

See, here's the thing - you can point out and, yes, mock Claremont's tendency to put "weird fetish stuff" in his stories while still, at the same time, understanding that he was a fantastic comics writer who turned the X-Men into something worth reading and then kept them there for way longer than he had any right to.

This being the Funny Panels Thread, it seems to me like the focus is probably going to be on the inherent humor to be found in "what's with all the fetishy poo poo", and that's okay, because even if no one uses a disclaimer in their posts we can all understand that "this thing is funny" does not equate to "this writer is bad" or even "this writer has no value beyond our amusement." Some really good writers and artists have ended up in the Funny Panels Thread, and that does not mean that they are bad, it just means that those panels are funny.

I get that, chief, but "Claremont is a weird sex pervert, just look at his comics" is a relatively recent idea that's gotten a ton of traction outside of this merry thread, and I think it's reactionary and short-sighted, and the only reason I posted anything in his defense was because

purple death ray posted:

Is it just on BSS that Claremont is only known as the weird fetish guy and not the guy who made the X-Men worth reading for a full decade?

this was kind of an excellent point.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Let's not bandy insults about. Leave it to the master, who can stop criminals with a turn of phrase.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I wish writers wouldn't put their fetishes in comics.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Same, Bruce. Same.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Rhyno posted:

Nobody has explained why kitty was wearing Rachael's costume.

I can't recall exactly *why* she ended up in a Warwolf that was in Rachel's spikey leather catsuit <speaking of fetish-y stuff> but I do remember that there was some commentary that she (Rachel) psychically/telekinetically created the costume *around* herself as needed, and thus couldn't just take it off/put it on if her powers were glitchy (and that *never* happens in comics :v:). something something yer a wizard now Hound 24/7, Harry Phoenix.

Just before posting so I can't really call it an edit: Looks like Kitty was wearing Rachel's suit (thus contradicting my above text but goddammit I know I read this in that run of Excalibur :argh:) to act as Warwolf bait; works just fine, as can be seen in this blogpost, which is either taking the piss out of all the pervy mindcontrol poo poo, celebrating it, so a mix of both.

Volume 3 or 4 of X-Men, someone/thing attacks the school and Rachel mutters something about "and they laughed at me for sleeping in my costume", but by then someone has wondered if she needed to do a full-on Phoenix-power transformation every time she needed to use the can, I guess...


(All-New X-Men #15)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ygolonac posted:

I can't recall exactly *why* she ended up in a Warwolf that was in Rachel's spikey leather catsuit <speaking of fetish-y stuff> but I do remember that there was some commentary that she (Rachel) psychically/telekinetically created the costume *around* herself as needed, and thus couldn't just take it off/put it on if her powers were glitchy (and that *never* happens in comics :v:). something something yer a wizard now Hound 24/7, Harry Phoenix.

Just before posting so I can't really call it an edit: Looks like Kitty was wearing Rachel's suit (thus contradicting my above text but goddammit I know I read this in that run of Excalibur :argh:) to act as Warwolf bait; works just fine, as can be seen in this blogpost, which is either taking the piss out of all the pervy mindcontrol poo poo, celebrating it, so a mix of both.
Okay, so why isn't Kitty just phasing out of the costume? Did she go through a period where she lost her powers like every other X-Man?

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Knormal posted:

Okay, so why isn't Kitty just phasing out of the costume? Did she go through a period where she lost her powers like every other X-Man?

It's a funnier picture to see somebody climbing out of a critter than just effortlessly ghosting through the side.

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