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Buddykins posted:glad i dont work in tech or computers with a bunch of poly nerds
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Buddykins posted:glad i dont work in tech or computers with a bunch of poly nerds i don't work at all (everyone thinks i'm useless and/or stupid, i guess)
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it’s so funny that truno has sit silently and be insulted over and over in a court of law
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Buddykins posted:glad i dont work in tech or computers with a bunch of poly nerds pov: you're heading in for six to ten hours of poly-processing 
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Joementum posted:omg i wish any one of us were a prospective juror in this case and the judge had to read all our posts
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:pov: you're heading in for six to ten hours of poly-processing lmaooo
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Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys i cant emphasize this strongly enough: DEATH TO AMERICA what the gently caress is with these psychopaths its like the personification of an MBA diploma
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Vim Fuego posted:he's gonna get hosed in the arse dry?!? While we got the funniest outcome of having the prime Minister the conservative base actually wanted be the absolute worst PM in history, and be booted out in as short a time as she got, it would have been very funny to see the Tories crater even harder than they are now if she got to try to implement her policies. They would get less voted than Farage's party.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Having a Scrum to discuss our Cum this is outstanding posting
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RBC posted:What is an agile scrum *pointing to an agile workspace* You can scrum in here if you want.
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RBC posted:What is an agile scrum some nerd poo poo just ignore it
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TRY NOT TO SCRUM
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RBC posted:What is an agile scrum it is a meeting where you are supposed to stand with your coworkers in a circle and say what you're working on that day and if anything is blocking your work. it is supposed to take like ten minutes and inevitably turns into an hour+ long meeting with that one coworker who loves hearing themselves talk going on about the most boring part of their work.
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Do not scrum. Do not scrum.
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Buddykins posted:I just like to gently caress there lets keep it simple prove it
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RBC posted:What is an agile scrum sigma life
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[kamalaishly] do not scrum do not scrum e:f,b
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Joementum posted:it is a meeting where you are supposed to stand with your coworkers in a circle and say what you're working on that day and if anything is blocking your work. it is supposed to take like ten minutes and inevitably turns into an hour+ long meeting with that one coworker who loves hearing themselves talk going on about the most boring part of their work. Actually its an hour of your dumbass middle manager boss talking about QUANTUM NETWORKING and AI CHAT BOTS
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asking my poly cum scrum if they want to try my new waterfall method (it’s piss)
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Joementum posted:it is a meeting where you are supposed to stand with your coworkers in a circle and say what you're working on that day and if anything is blocking your work. it is supposed to take like ten minutes and inevitably turns into an hour+ long meeting with that one coworker who loves hearing themselves talk going on about the most boring part of their work. Deranged
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Crazypoops posted:Deranged any meeting that could be a forums thread or a chat room or an email is deranged
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actually wait message boards as a new paradigm in team tracking, engagement, and communication jefferey, do not steal my idea!!!
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agile scrum is what happened when huge corporations looked at tiny silicon valley startups and how they moved quickly without layers and layers of bureaucracy, and then tried to implement that agility in the most prescribed, corporately bureaucratic and rigid way possible
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skipping this morning’s standup, my back is killing me
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“John we noticed you voted ‘1’ on the latest quarterly earnings thread, care to explain why?”
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gregday posted:TRY NOT TO SCRUM lol
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titty_baby_ posted:someone post the screenshots of the breakdown of the orgy where the women had people apply online and then did a breakdown of how many applicants made it to each stage, how many actually showed up, how many actually came, and the average length of time each partner got if you cant measure it, and report on the metrics, did it really happen shove these nerds in lockers
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the only way Trump can get an impartial jury is if you fuckin import them from Sentinel Island Maybe they found 12 coma patients that just woke up?
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just a minute, workshopping a joke about "beta testing" here
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triple sulk posted:i don't work at all same, up high 
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you may not like her methods but you can’t argue with her message
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Do not scrum. I'm gonna scrum!
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Having a Scrum to discuss our Cum do not scrum. do not scrum
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I feel like this woman and the aged urine community could be a powerful collab
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there was a gbs thread a decade ago about a guy who got invited to a gangbang and it sounded like the least sexy thing ever
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did u just scrum inside me?
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