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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mobby_6kl posted:

Just got a pair of these LED lights for my new shitbox, they're a quarter of the claimed 42W... so about what I expected, and do actually work pretty well.



Also got a replacement battery for an older Chinese tablet, seems to have at least the same capacity and hasn't even exploded once yet. Another aliexpress success story.

Dis you?



I imagine this is what percocet and xanax makes you feel like.

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everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Humphreys posted:

Anyone got listings for VERY cheap USB sticks that I don't care if say are 8GB but are 1GB? Looking for a bunch for a mates little company for digital files in promo bags. Actual data is like 512MB consisting of a PDF but I'll take whatever.

I went looking for a big 20+ lot of 1-2gb sticks or anything and they just don’t seem to exist. I was going to hand them out with our high school yearbook video at my 25th reunion. I ended up just buying packs of 8gb sticks off Amazon for like $4 per no one seems to make the low capacity anymore

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Everett False posted:

If I hadn't spent months trying to find even regular headphones in this shade of blue, I probably wouldn't have been so primed to buy these as soon as I saw them.



I'm honestly surprised that the ali product was the advertised color and you hit it that well

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I'm just slowly working my way up toward the inevitable.



The Bloop posted:

I'm honestly surprised that the ali product was the advertised color and you hit it that well

I'm as shocked as anyone, I was fully prepared for it to show up anywhere from navy to teal.

Everett False fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 5, 2021

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

Humphreys posted:

Anyone got listings for VERY cheap USB sticks that I don't care if say are 8GB but are 1GB? Looking for a bunch for a mates little company for digital files in promo bags. Actual data is like 512MB consisting of a PDF but I'll take whatever.

I would never plug any Ali media into my machine. Asking for some nasty malware.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Everett False posted:

I'm just slowly working my way up toward the inevitable.




I'm as shocked as anyone, I was fully prepared for it to show up anywhere from navy to teal.

That thing looks a little racked. What was his name? :crossarms:

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




mobby_6kl posted:

Wouldn't you?

The hardware might be junk retired from AWS but 64 gigs is still worth a ton and shipping would be ridiculous so I'm pretty curious how this goes. The deal is gone now and they still have 0 feedback so...

"The item is no longer available" now. Also the entire store is now empty. I'm going with scam, and curious as to how AE will handle refunding your 33p.

spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

Lead out in cuffs posted:

"The item is no longer available" now. Also the entire store is now empty. I'm going with scam, and curious as to how AE will handle refunding your 33p.

I'm prepared to take the hit :D

When the store had items, it was a mix of the usual tech stuff, but at 'normal' ali proces, but they also had this board bundle, and a few other items at sub one dollar prices. I was idly hoping they were loss leaders to garner good feedback. There were 550 of the board bundles, and the listing was up for about five days until it sold out.

The package is still showing as in transit in my ali account, so theres still hope -something- will arrive :)

edit: store seems to have items back again: https://www.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/911440013.html?spm=a2g0o.store_home.pcShopHead_6000539227020.99

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Everett False posted:

If I hadn't spent months trying to find even regular headphones in this shade of blue, I probably wouldn't have been so primed to buy these as soon as I saw them.



:stwoon: that varmillo?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

spiny posted:

I'm prepared to take the hit :D

When the store had items, it was a mix of the usual tech stuff, but at 'normal' ali proces, but they also had this board bundle, and a few other items at sub one dollar prices. I was idly hoping they were loss leaders to garner good feedback. There were 550 of the board bundles, and the listing was up for about five days until it sold out.

The package is still showing as in transit in my ali account, so theres still hope -something- will arrive :)

edit: store seems to have items back again: https://www.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/911440013.html?spm=a2g0o.store_home.pcShopHead_6000539227020.99
There's got to be a better way to earn 5 star ratings than losing hundreds by shipping actual hardware for 10p. I'm really curious what's their angle is here, so please keep us updated!


I actually ran into strange issues too for the first time. First is this:



I didn't notice but the listing says they'll ship it within 14 days as it's being restocked. But they want $0.10 to ship it from a different warehouse? Anycubic is legit, I've bought a whole 3D printer from them before, but even if they wanted to ship it form a different place, why even ask for 10 cents?

And then there's this:



Lol :fuckoff: I get that shipping is expensive but not only is this 20% of the item cost, I could've just bought it from another seller if you weren't lying pieces of poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

There's got to be a better way to earn 5 star ratings than losing hundreds by shipping actual hardware for 10p. I'm really curious what's their angle is here, so please keep us updated!


I actually ran into strange issues too for the first time. First is this:



I didn't notice but the listing says they'll ship it within 14 days as it's being restocked. But they want $0.10 to ship it from a different warehouse? Anycubic is legit, I've bought a whole 3D printer from them before, but even if they wanted to ship it form a different place, why even ask for 10 cents?

And then there's this:



Lol :fuckoff: I get that shipping is expensive but not only is this 20% of the item cost, I could've just bought it from another seller if you weren't lying pieces of poo poo.

I have two Anycubic Kossel Linear Plus's. Everything is amazing and poo poo 'just works'. But when I went to order the smart material beds (can't remember the name now) they sent me just the top sticker slips and bitched for weeks back and forth until ebay stepped in.

In my opinion AliExpress has better after sales service both through seller AND Ali. And when there's a problem, easy fixes. Finally, FEEDBACK! You can leave actual real feedback with photographs for other potential buyers to see! I am an eBay Plus member for the free Coles delivery of my groceries but wow ebay has needed to step up for a long time.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Lord Stimperor posted:

:stwoon: that varmillo?

Yeah, funnily enough I got it to replace an Akko that I bought on Ali before deciding I was sick of settling for pink (my partner has the Akko now so we have one pink desk and one blue one).



It was a very good keyboard, but--and this is key--it did not come in blue. It was also one of the only really cute mechanical keyboards with designs on it that I could find on Aliexpress, lost in a sea of ahegao keycap sets.

The one advantage the Aliexpress Akko has over the Varmilo is that you can buy a matching wrist rest.



I want a matching wrist rest with little whales on it, gdi! :argh:

... this came up while I was trying to find it and I refuse to click because I don't want to do that to my recs.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I like the idea of a colourful keyboard but I don't suppose they have them in Hebrew and adding stickers to the keys would probably be ugly.:(

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

By popular demand posted:

I like the idea of a colourful keyboard but I don't suppose they have them in Hebrew and adding stickers to the keys would probably be ugly.:(

get one with blank keys. like are you a noob or something who looks at their keys

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't noob shame me! I've only been using computer for 30 years.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

By popular demand posted:

Don't noob shame me! I've only been using computer for 30 years.

holy poo poo did you try the magical turbo code yet? Speed ups everything: Alt+f4?

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I couldn't find any on Aliexpress (just Russian) but it looks like some places do sell clear stickers that would add Hebrew lettering relatively unobtrusively, if you decide you need an Animal Crossing keyboard in your life.

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

By popular demand posted:

Don't noob shame me! I've only been using computer for 30 years.

I’ve seen custom key cap services not on AE, stickers are going to come off immediately.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

So, I took a venture into the exciting world of AliExpress pyrotechnics!
I must say that I expected more from the people that invented & have dominated fireworks for millennia...
I got a smoke cake and "magic fire" powder.
The smoke was very small in quantity and more gray in color than the yellow I ordered. The "smoke powder" I've bought from non-Ali sources previously was way more potent at generating thick smoke than this.
The "magic fire" pouch did very little at all; I'd thought "fireworks use chemical salts for colors; if they just sell the salts in a pouch I throw in the fire, it'll probably look pretty cool!". Nope. The picture in the listing is very exaggerated.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I don't know about the quality of aliexpress ones, but the concept does work well. I have these https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KMASB4U/ In like a normal fireplace fire, you can use 2-3 for better coverage. It's not a full rainbow but you do get nice teal and blue. There are some videos in the reviews to set a realistic expectation.

Crocobile
Dec 2, 2006

Slowly crawling my way through this thread and didn’t see it in the OP list: anyone got some nice cat supply products to recommend?

I’m planning to be a first-time full-time cat owner in 2 months! Supply-wise I’m starting from scratch; I figure there’s obvious things like stick/string/crinkle toys etc., but I’d love to learn of any goon approved items. Preferably ones that won’t kill the cat.

(Cat tree-wise I’m looking at Armakat, nail clippers and water fountain I’ll probably find locally. But only suckers pay more than $5 for cat toys)

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Just get a jumbo bag of marbles and should be good forever

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Ping pong balls

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Get yourself a frosted acrylic rgb keyboard. Womier k66.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_

I didn't order mine through aliexpress but it's pretty fantastic.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Duck and Cover posted:

Get yourself a frosted acrylic rgb keyboard.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_

I didn't order mine through aliexpress but it's pretty fantastic.

terrible cat toy imo

Crocobile
Dec 2, 2006

It looks sick af though. I’m jealous of all those desktop users who can get fancy keyboards and key caps. Like I guess I could plug one into my laptop but that feels dumb.

I did find these very cute chair cushions:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mNVopF1

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Crocobile posted:

Slowly crawling my way through this thread and didn’t see it in the OP list: anyone got some nice cat supply products to recommend?

I’m planning to be a first-time full-time cat owner in 2 months! Supply-wise I’m starting from scratch; I figure there’s obvious things like stick/string/crinkle toys etc., but I’d love to learn of any goon approved items. Preferably ones that won’t kill the cat.

(Cat tree-wise I’m looking at Armakat, nail clippers and water fountain I’ll probably find locally. But only suckers pay more than $5 for cat toys)

ive never given my cat a toy that he didnt get bored of within 10 minutes of playing

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Can't say I've ever clipped a cats nails, that's what the scratching post is for!

I got my friends cat a kicker-bag thing a few Christmases ago and she actually loved it.

Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008
Get your cat at least one dog toy. I've had several cats and though they did enjoy their cat toys, they would absolutely pick one of the dog's toys to steal, and they ADORED it even if it was obviously made for a dog. Like a stuffed toy duck that quacks when squeezed, that sort of thing.

Novelty is important. :colbert:

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



I haven't bought this specific brand, but my cat loving loves these things:

https://aliexpress.com/item/1005001892006061.html

You can't really go wrong with some combo of cardboard/feather/catnip-stuffed, and bonus points if it attaches to a string.

(eta: Actual Goon Recommend although I doubt you can get them on Ali: Yeowww-brand catnip toys. Especially the little sardine ones.)

mycelia fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Feb 6, 2021

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
my cat absolutely loves these things

US $2.83 30%OFF | 20Pcs Cat Spring Toy Plastic Colorful Coil Spiral Springs Pet Action Wide Durable Interactive Toys
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrEtUMJ

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Poopelyse posted:

my cat absolutely loves these things

US $2.83 30%OFF | 20Pcs Cat Spring Toy Plastic Colorful Coil Spiral Springs Pet Action Wide Durable Interactive Toys
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrEtUMJ

Mine too but they get lost in about one minute, only to be found much later when furniture gets moved around.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

My cat spend a solid decade entertained by one of these ball track toys. Just be sure to pull the balls out at night if your cat's the nocturnal type. I'm not sure why one colour is a fish

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Killingyouguy! posted:

I'm not sure why one colour is a fish

It's so the whole listing shows up as $1.50 in the search results

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

flavor.flv posted:

It's so the whole listing shows up as $1.50 in the search results

That's a very sneaky use of a fish

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Irukandji Syndrome posted:

Get your cat at least one dog toy. I've had several cats and though they did enjoy their cat toys, they would absolutely pick one of the dog's toys to steal, and they ADORED it even if it was obviously made for a dog. Like a stuffed toy duck that quacks when squeezed, that sort of thing.

Novelty is important. :colbert:

This may have been a case of your cat prefering dog toys, but knowing cats I think it's more likely just a matter of wanting to steal someone else's toy.

Crocobile
Dec 2, 2006

Thanks for the toy recommendations! I know anything I spend real money on the cat will ignore so cheap fanciful garbage is perfect.

What inspired me to ask this thread was browsing supplies on Amazon and seeing mostly AliExpress level poo poo. Like so:


ಠ_ಠ HOW IS THIS HELPFUL

Anyway here is a very cute banana bed:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mMbioE7

And small cat/dog glasses. The review photos are :kiss:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtBPfAP

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Crocobile posted:

ಠ_ಠ HOW IS THIS HELPFUL

Some people think pets only drink flowing water because they (the people) are stupid.
Cats only drinking super fresh water is also extremely bullshit.

Cats actively seek out the grossest and most stagnant pools of water to drink from.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my cat wants to drink from the sink half the time

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



One of my cats would probably prefer if I kept her bowl filled with toilet water

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