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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
losing stupid games close is perfect for the bears who need to clean house but still retain motivation and free agent appeal so I love this poo poo. too bad it was vs the Packers

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

mastershakeman posted:

losing stupid games close is perfect for the bears who need to clean house but still retain motivation and free agent appeal so I love this poo poo. too bad it was vs the Packers

you say that until close games are cited as a reason John Fox should stay for "continuity reasons"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i think it is good, that franchise savior mintchell trubinsky got outplayed by a DIII quarterback

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

R.D. Mangles posted:

i think it is good, that franchise savior mintchell trubinsky got outplayed by a DIII quarterback

Read this as Dill Quarterback

Bring back Pickles IMO

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
If Case Keenum was a cricketer he would have been sent down for match fixing by now

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Tim McDonagh wrote an article for SI about Stafford. I'm not going to read it but I'm sharing because of this pic:
https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/11/14/matthew-stafford-detroit-lions-kelly-stafford

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Filthy Casual posted:

Given that this is the John Fox Bears I'm not confident those were guaranteed points.

You don't trust the Trub?

Dexo posted:

you say that until close games are cited as a reason John Fox should stay for "continuity reasons"

Nobody has lost as many close games as John Fox. That's why he's such a good coach.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


schweens posted:

Tim McDonagh wrote an article for SI about Stafford. I'm not going to read it but I'm sharing because of this pic:
https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/11/14/matthew-stafford-detroit-lions-kelly-stafford



the megaman x7 of quarterbacks

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

the megaman x7 of quarterbacks

You take that back

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Does that artist even know that Stafford looks like or did he just slap a 9 and a logo on his pre existing sketch?

That's not particularly close to the uniform, either

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

schweens posted:

Tim McDonagh wrote an article for SI about Stafford. I'm not going to read it but I'm sharing because of this pic:
https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/11/14/matthew-stafford-detroit-lions-kelly-stafford



Tim McDonagh is the artist. Michael Rosenberg (former Free Press guy) wrote it.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/LLamorandier/status/930225946216534017

Not too shabby for a 5th round pick

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Sataere posted:

You don't trust the Trub?

I could see two straight runs stuffed for -1 or -2 yards, a sack for Trub on third down and Barth missing the FG.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Filthy Casual posted:

I could see two straight runs stuffed for -1 or -2 yards, a sack for Trub on third down and Barth missing the FG.

So you're saying you've seen the Bears offense.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Filthy Casual posted:

I could see two straight runs stuffed for -1 or -2 yards, a sack for Trub on third down and Barth missing the FG.

No, one of those runs gets at least five yards.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.


It's true, Quinn is a great GM.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
I'm happy for Agnew, him and Zach Banner get a decent amount of press out here for repping Guam and the CNMI. I think they got a picture together during the Lions/Browns game.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Hizawk posted:

No, one of those runs gets at least five yards.

Against the Packers one of them gets at least 13.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Fenrir posted:

Against the Packers one of them gets at least 13.

And on a critical 3rd down.

:negative:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kenny Clark is really good

https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/930243479250366464
https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/930248275948638208

It's crazy he's only 22 years old :allears:

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

iospace posted:

And on a critical 3rd down.

:negative:

They basically did that with Cunningham and then, uh...

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/kevinmcmahonnfl/status/930931614938476547

Jared Goff is going to die on Sunday

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Aaron Donald vs Nick Easton terrifies me but yeah, with Kendrick’s and Barr’s speed vs the screen game and Goff’s struggles against pressure, I’m optimistic. Being at home will help a ton too.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

throwback to a good 2014 Mike Zimmer vine

https://vine.co/v/O5TeMXdUmua

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Mike Zimmer is lowkey a top five interview and all our local reporters suck at picking up the stupid jokes he slides in.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Also, another great photoshop here:

https://twitter.com/eric_j_thompson/status/931207502930292738

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Edit: Wrong thread!

TITTIEKISSER69 fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Nov 16, 2017

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
First Calvin went on Dancing with the Stars, now Marvin Jones on American Idol:

https://twitter.com/LeadingNFL/status/930881659368456192

Can't wait to see when Tate goes on America's Got Talent :v:

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

First Calvin went on Dancing with the Stars, now Marvin Jones on American Idol:

Don't forget Titus Young on COPS.
KIDDING!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


how does john fox still have a job

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

R.D. Mangles posted:

how does john fox still have a job

The McCaskeys.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Can't wait to see when Tate goes on Pornhub's Cuckold section

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That game was purestrain NFC North and Caldwell as gently caress.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Danny LaFever posted:

That game was purestrain NFC North and Caldwell as gently caress.

Checks out

Man, it does not bode well for next week though. Vikings look goddamn fierce.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Only the Lions could win three games in a row and make their fans feel worse.

Its like Caldwell just wants the game to be a coin toss at the end.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Lions continue to play exactly to the level of the team they're against, I guess.

They beat the Vikings once, hopefully they can do it again. :shrug:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Lions are the cream of the crop in the division

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Lions are the cream of the crop in the division

Stupid, worthless Rams.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was extremely incorrect in my assessment of Hundley.
I am the most Woke NFC north poster currently.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
One day, maybe a few years from now, the Lions will acquire a running back who understands the importance of progressing the ball fowards, rather than sideways or backwards.

Running forwards and towards the endzone will net you 6 (potentially 7) points. Jim Bob Cooter and the RB coaches still cannot fathom this concept.

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