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Biplane posted:information wants to be free, fascist Have you actually asked the information? Nine times out of ten information will choose safety over freedom.
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Then it deserves neither
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# ? Feb 10, 2019 23:32 |
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More like olpitiless
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# ? Feb 10, 2019 23:37 |
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Are these the dead forums, where the specified threads are not found?
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# ? Feb 11, 2019 00:47 |
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Dareon posted:Have you actually asked the information? Nine times out of ten information will choose safety over freedom. Nine time out of ten information is just recycled propaganda?
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oldpainless posted:Then it deserves neither
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Outrail posted:Nine time out of ten information is just recycled propaganda?
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Sirotan posted:What in the fukkkkkk Solice Kirsk posted:Hank Thrill.
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haveblue posted:I thought there was a command to move a thread to the mod-only forum which had essentially this effect? There are definitely threads that have been deliberately disappeared, first one that comes to mind is the Duke Nukem Forever thread. We call it 'sent to the next dimension'.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We call it 'sent to the next dimension'. It's the Home for Infinite Losers, also known as HFIL.
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sneakyfrog posted:think it was that one bored guy that has too much money and you didnt have a fancy avatar to wreck God drat I wish you didn’t have a fancy avatar. E:but yeah, I hit him with it because it was a perfect turn of phrase and now it’s gonna haunt his posts for a while. Double E: the only person I’ve redtexted out of malice is BravestOfTheLamps. Triple E: redtexted myself from one of your posts. Ugly In The Morning has a new favorite as of 05:31 on Feb 11, 2019 |
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Does anyone have a compilation of goon horror stories from Space Station 13? There were a bunch of them posted in the griefing thread but it's gone now.
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And Tyler Too! posted:Does anyone have a compilation of goon horror stories from Space Station 13? There were a bunch of them posted in the griefing thread but it's gone now. Honestly, best place to ask is in the SS13 thread in games: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815807 in the meantime: PopeCrunch posted:Oh god okay.
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I dunno, Pope's greatest moment to me will always be when he outright deleted the Chemistry section, so people still somehow made bombs out of potato chips and glasses of water, and his reaction to such. E: Also the time a pubbie had to be reported to the FBI and Cogwerks couldn't find -any- sections of the chat without someone farting in them to supply for evidence of said person making threats, so somewhere in the evidence archives of capitol hill are a bunch of screenshots of SS13 people screaming and farting. "God drat you all." Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 07:27 on Feb 11, 2019 |
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And Tyler Too! posted:Does anyone have a compilation of goon horror stories from Space Station 13? There were a bunch of them posted in the griefing thread but it's gone now. Here is a dramatic reading of Honk Honk Butt.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:God drat I wish you didn’t have a fancy avatar. im honored code:
add some s too
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D-Pad posted:One of the plot points from the goon quote about the stoner vatican movie came true: ThereIsNews.com posted:Legal Warging
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Keru posted:Honestly, best place to ask is in the SS13 thread in games: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815807 I always laughed at some story that just had (as an aside) "I packed a thermos of hot soup and jumped out the airlock because having anything hot on you prevented freezing in space" or something because that's either incompetence or genius from whoever coded the thing.
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And Tyler Too! posted:Does anyone have a compilation of goon horror stories from Space Station 13? There were a bunch of them posted in the griefing thread but it's gone now. Did a quick Google search & found a couple old threads that had some of the classics near the OP https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551842 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815807 Angry Diplomat posted:The Doom Peel
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I always laughed at some story that just had (as an aside) "I packed a thermos of hot soup and jumped out the airlock because having anything hot on you prevented freezing in space" or something because that's either incompetence or genius from whoever coded the thing. SS13 is what happens when years of code (that was started by someone else) continues to build into a cronenberg monster.
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And it's based on a platform that was terrible when it was new.
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RagnarokAngel posted:SS13 is what happens when years of code (that was started by someone else) continues to build into a cronenberg monster. Don't call the Something Awful Forums "SS13"
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 07:11 |
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People sometimes describe that game like it’s a basic text thing and other times in seemingly great visual detail. Does it have a GUI or not?
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freeedr posted:People sometimes describe that game like it’s a basic text thing and other times in seemingly great visual detail. Does it have a GUI or not? It's got a really crude, tile based GUI. Also most SS13 stories are absolutely stdh.txt
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Disgusting Coward posted:
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Disgusting Coward posted:It's got a really crude, tile based GUI. As someone who knows nothing about the game they all come off as extremely made up.
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RCarr posted:As someone who knows nothing about the game they all come off as extremely made up. Oh no, that's the true beauty of SS13. That all happened. Those stories in-thread generally originate from around the time they actually happened, and there's often someone who can corroborate because they were in the same round. The game is just that nonsensical and broad in depth for potential chaos. I personally once spent a round as a changeling (think The Thing) sneaking round the station and eating people completely undetected because a pair of Admins were driving Badmin Busses around the station. Anyone that got run over, got sucked into the bus and had to ride with the Admin until it crashed into something. People ran from those prowling the halls into Research for some safety, right into my waiting claws one-by-one. And then the shuttle call came and things got worse. The evac shuttle (how the round ends) arrived, with a special surprise; A portal in the floor that sent people to Hell; a 9x9 tile room surrounded by instadeath lava tiles, with two Wendigo Kings, the toughest creature in the game, waiting to play with visitors. And in the shuttle came my changeling rear end, popping Shambling Horror form (big fleshy monster with insane health and knockout damage) to cause more chaos as the round was over anyway. I smashed a few people into walls, before some bright spark managed to knock me into the portal, hoping the Wendigo Kings would kill me. I killed them and ended the round ruling Hell, knocking fresh visitors into the lava .
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piltdown posted:There are free forums all over the internet, suckers
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh no, that's the true beauty of SS13. That all happened. Those stories in-thread generally originate from around the time they actually happened, and there's often someone who can corroborate because they were in the same round. The game is just that nonsensical and broad in depth for potential chaos. I guess I don't understand how all this crazy nonsense could be programmed into the game. Especially one that looks like it came on an early 90's floppy disk.
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RCarr posted:As someone who knows nothing about the game they all come off as extremely made up. Fair. However every single system described is still in the game, with the exception of poo, which was removed because every round would devolve into a shitsmeared frenzy. All those systems were built over time, seriously a decade of development by fan-developers having an idea and implementing it, so the complexity of the game is ENORMOUS.
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RCarr posted:I guess I don't understand how all this crazy nonsense could be programmed into the game. Especially one that looks like it came on an early 90's floppy disk. The game is layers upon layers upon layers of different people building their own brand of insanity code functions over the previous layers. Legend has it that it started out as a simple atmospheric simulator tool. The fundamental reason it can't be migrated into another platform that isn't badly coded is because you'd need a decade's worth of effort from sequential groups of people who each, and this is key, actively despise all previous groups and their work, to replicate SS13 as it exists now. You can give people superpowers in Genetics. Or a wide range of debilitating disabilities (siezures, accents that dynamically edit your "spoken" dialogue text, blindness, deafness). You can make about 100+ different chemicals and narcotics in Chemistry. Or the Bar. And people will happily take a glass filled with something made by the Bartended with a chemistry dispenser, knowing full-well that it will horribly harm or kill them. They expect it even. Botany can grow plants that give synthetic plant butts. Synthbutts are highly prized by the robotics department, because they can be used to make Buttbots without crew "donations". They also have an entire system for splicing plant traits together, so you can make things like tomatoes that explode instead of splat on contact. A popular old tactic was to make a shitload and them cram them into the mailing system. Wherever they're delivered, BOOM.
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RCarr posted:I guess I don't understand how all this crazy nonsense could be programmed into the game. Especially one that looks like it came on an early 90's floppy disk. Play it and find out!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Play it and find out! Is all of this crazy stuff easy to figure out, or would I be hopelessly lost if I came in fresh?
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RCarr posted:I guess I don't understand how all this crazy nonsense could be programmed into the game. Especially one that looks like it came on an early 90's floppy disk. The super low fidelity is exactly why it's possible. If you've ever played or read about the original Nethack or a classic old-school MUD/MUCK then you know how a few simple systems of interaction and some flavor text are all it takes. Everything being filtered through the hyperbolic narration of the people who have burned hundreds of hours learning and subsequently breaking and abusing these systems for the explicit purpose of loving around in weird ways is absolutely also a part since these things live or die in the retelling. In short:
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Yeah the beauty is that SS13 sounds so insane it's impossible, but that's because all of the coding work has gone into systems that interact with each other in someone's ridiculous ways, and it's so freeform that anything can happen One of my favorite things to do in early SS13 was to pick the Janitor, then spend the entire round whistling and mopping the escape shuttle hall. Back then the escape shuttle hall went left for 1.5 screens, then short a 90°bend up before continuing left. After thoroughly mopping the section of the hall right before the bend, I'd grab an Ice 2 tank, mask, and toolbox, and start quietly removing the window/wall panels, removing any possible barrier to the hard vacuum beyond. When the shuttle was called and the stampede of players came to try and escape, they would charge down the hall at a full run. If you run over a wet floor tile, you slip and fall and keep going for a bit. Every round I did this there would be a steady trickle of players slipping on my mopped floor and sliding gracefully into the void I also loved to play the atmospheric technician, grab all the emergency O2 tanks I could find, purge the oxygen, replace it with superheated plasma, then put the emergency O2 back. poo poo goes down, everyone runs for oxygen, people's lungs start melting. Good times
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The only SS13 story for me is the one where the guy goes out of control with a deep fat fryer and is able to deep fat fry the UI elements of other players and eat them. Can't find it right now, hope I'm not mis-remembering.
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Now I have to play SS13.
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RCarr posted:Is all of this crazy stuff easy to figure out, or would I be hopelessly lost if I came in fresh? Just wander around and ask people, they'll generally be happy to show you how to not beat yourself to death with whatever you're holding at the time. The only real rule you need to hold to is not to kill people if you don't score an Antagonist role, and you can actively take yourself out of the running for one pre-round start if you're not ready for that*. There's also a wiki with basic gameplay instructions for the GoonStation servers here. The main SS13 thread is here. *There is an exception to the "don't kill/cripple people" rule though; If you make them perfectly aware of what's about to happen, and they consent, it's all kosher. Caveat emptor is also applicable. If you make a lethal helldrink and put it on the bar, and someone decides to blindly pick it up, it's all on them. And they'll generally be doing it HOPING it'll do something spectacularly nasty to them. Son of Thunderbeast posted:I also loved to play the atmospheric technician, grab all the emergency O2 tanks I could find, purge the oxygen, replace it with superheated plasma, then put the emergency O2 back. poo poo goes down, everyone runs for oxygen, people's lungs start melting. When the atmospheric injectors got re-added a few years back, I had an amazing run with a can of CO2 pumped into Medbay. People just couldn't figure out why everyone was falling over dead for no reason (I remember one guy saying something like "WHAT THE gently caress DISEASE CAUSED ME TO COUGH AND FALL OVER DEAD?!!"), and I will forever cherish watching a Doctor with a breath mask and airtank desperately trying to revive his friend, only to realize he had to take off his breath mask to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation... Also the key to a good Janitor is to place down the placard signs (Caution: Wet Floor) and *point *sigh at them any time someone slips on your nice wet floor.
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RCarr posted:Is all of this crazy stuff easy to figure out, or would I be hopelessly lost if I came in fresh? Some crazy stuff is easy to find out, but you will almost certainly die in your first round in a stupid way. That's part of the charm though, there's always more to learn. My favourite interaction in the game is that if you give a monkey a russian revolver then punch it, it will get so apoplecticly mad that it will shoot itself in the head right in front of you.
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RCarr posted:Is all of this crazy stuff easy to figure out, or would I be hopelessly lost if I came in fresh? try to enjoy killing yourself with the first object you try to interact with!
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