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AITA for building my mom a Minecraft World for Mother’s Day when I was 12?quote:Please don’t flame me, it was over a year ago. Also I’m on mobile.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:03 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 20:36 |
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quote:Me [25F] with my boyfriend [26M] of two months, am I right to be weirded out by his behavior?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:05 |
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Maybe he know's she's the type to torch the relationship over things that don't matter
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:06 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for building my mom a Minecraft World for Mother’s Day when I was 12? aww :/
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:06 |
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Saros posted:
This is a good one, the guy with a thousand piss bottles and 40 cum rag dress shirts in the attic has become a running joke about jerking off into expensive clothing with some of my friends
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:08 |
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Johnny Truant posted:this just reminded me that a coworker shared an image that was from a fb group called like "Positive Polyamoury" or something and i think i made an audible "ughhhh" noise when i saw it then immediately unfollowed them bored before hammocking: i wonder why you don't see poly positive posts that often
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:09 |
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Pick posted:aww :/ The more I think about it, the more I hate myself for using surely hundreds of dollars of color ink to print things I drew in MSpaint and my parents never once told us to stop
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:10 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for building my mom a Minecraft World for Mother’s Day when I was 12? ur gift is behind a paywall mom
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:15 |
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Saros posted:I am disgusted by this and I NEED advice before my fiance gets home... ...a lock on the dresser? One of those invisi-fence systems on your side of the bedroom and laundry room? Maybe some kind of bitter spray that makes your fiance balk at putting his wingus on your clothes? Maybe just a new fiance? Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jul 4, 2019 |
# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:16 |
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Me (28F) with Husband (28M), out of control foot fetish Married for a year and together total for five Since we became sexually active toward the beginning of our relationship, I knew about his foot fetish. At first it wasn't a huge deal. Now it's completely taking over his life. He has a massive stash of pictures he's secretly taken of other people's feet while in public. I've told him it's weird and he'll say he's stopped, but then I catch him sneaking another. He's been spending a lot of time in the bathroom and admitted he was jerking to the pictures. He posts on forums and sells them online. All his internet buddies from these sites give him a whole social community that revolves around feet. He's actively involved in "wiki feet", and will pore over photos for hours. I've woken up with dried semen on my feet. His first response was to say he'd clean up next time... I don't want a "next time"! I also have reason to believe his performance at work may be slacking because of this obsession. Now, the final straw making me confess all this is how this morning he snuck pictures of my mom's feet at the pool. He's getting his rocks off to my family members. That was just the time I noticed - my brother and SIL are also here, and they have kids! This has got to stop. Immediately. I don't know how to get through to him! Every time he acts like he understands, then it's just a matter of time before it all slips back. How do I make him stop acting on his fetish around other people??
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:23 |
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What's up with the foot guys and inevitably being completely out of control about public creeping/generally having no boundaries? Is it because foot fetish is so common and innocuous-feeling that they assume they're okay to take it to insane levels?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:27 |
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Power Khan posted:Me (28F) with Husband (28M), out of control foot fetish This is important, if a woman asks if you like feet, "no" is actually the better answer than "not really, but you have nice feet, I guess" Foot guys are the most deservedly discriminated against people in 2019
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:30 |
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LGD posted:weddings, properly done, are awesome This exactly. When me and Mrs Skunk got married we skipped a lot of traditional stuff, had everybody at cocktail tables during the ceremony while we had an open bar. Still get told to this day it was the best wedding the guests ever attended.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:31 |
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Yeah virtually all our guests had to travel for our wedding so number one concern was everyone had to have a fantastic time. The ceremony itself lasted less than 10 minutes of the four days we had our friends and family around us. It worked out pretty great.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:35 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:This is important, if a woman asks if you like feet, "no" is actually the better answer than "not really, but you have nice feet, I guess" Foot fetish is common enough that I've met plenty of foot guys who were fine, and I don't consider it a red flag or anything, but... it seems like every time we have one of these "my partner is being obvious and gross about his fetish in public" stories, and there isn't any other serious underlying disability or mental illness, it's always feet. Maybe it's because feet are easy to creep on in public?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:35 |
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'on the rocks with no ice'
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:35 |
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JosephSkunk posted:This exactly. When me and Mrs Skunk got married we skipped a lot of traditional stuff, had everybody at cocktail tables during the ceremony while we had an open bar. Still get told to this day it was the best wedding the guests ever attended. EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah virtually all our guests had to travel for our wedding so number one concern was everyone had to have a fantastic time. The ceremony itself lasted less than 10 minutes of the four days we had our friends and family around us. It worked out pretty great. Our reception was at a Denny's.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:36 |
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kru posted:'on the rocks with no ice' He meant a rocks glass, but full to the brim.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:37 |
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Literally A Person posted:Our reception was at a Denny's. to this day the only establishment from which i am banned is a denny's in salem, or
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:44 |
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Pick posted:to this day the only establishment from which i am banned is a denny's in salem, or OMG! IT WAS A DENNY'S IN SALEM!
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:46 |
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Antivehicular posted:Foot fetish is common enough that I've met plenty of foot guys who were fine, and I don't consider it a red flag or anything, but... it seems like every time we have one of these "my partner is being obvious and gross about his fetish in public" stories, and there isn't any other serious underlying disability or mental illness, it's always feet. Maybe it's because feet are easy to creep on in public? I think there's something about feet not being obscene, about it being widespread yet somewhat uncommon. When I was a teenager dating a girl who wore flip-flops a lot, men sometimes thrice her age, sometimes while I was right there, would tell her she had pretty feet like they were being innocent, and the first person to ever say it. Once she told a guy off like "why would you say that to a stranger, nobody thinks it's okay to say that about my boobs" and he was just dumb-founded that she knew exactly what he was doing. I'll defer to women here because men who do hit on young women like that operate on not getting called out, foot fetish or not. But yeah, foot guys convince themselves that they're not doing anything perverted. Pinecone Sample fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jul 4, 2019 |
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AITA for sending my little brother to bed for farting at the dinner table? (I’m his older sister)quote:We live with our mom, and when she isn’t around, I’m in charge of my brother. I’m 17 and he’s 15, and he’s a total brat. My mom isn’t nearly hard enough on him which is why he’s the way he is. But I don’t let him get away with anything when I’m in charge.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:55 |
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Literally A Person posted:OMG! IT WAS A DENNY'S IN SALEM! omg poo poo i'm banned from your wedding dennys lol
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 17:59 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for cutting my friend out of my life upon hearing his intention to marry a homophobic woman? "I believe I am a human being who deserves to exist, free from scorn and violence" "Hmm. I respectfully disagree. Isn't it nice that we can have this debate?"
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:01 |
Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for sending my little brother to bed for farting at the dinner table? (I’m his older sister) they replaced the toilet with an identical toilet except it has a joke hole that’s so small it’s only for farts
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:03 |
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Pick posted:to this day the only establishment from which i am banned is a denny's in salem, or you have to tell me this story (i think you may have, years ago? but i cannot recall it)
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:05 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for sending my little brother to bed for farting at the dinner table? (I’m his older sister)
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:08 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for sending my little brother to bed for farting at the dinner table? (I’m his older sister) you are a lunatic and making deranged rules like that only guarantees that he will try to fart on you as much as possible
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:10 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:you have to tell me this story - underage -drunk - late at night - terri schiavo was topical - guitar!
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:11 |
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Pick posted:
Did you have an amp or was it unplugged?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:12 |
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MagusofStars posted:YTA. Also, I’ll bet he’s going to sneak into her bedroom next time she’s not home and let it rip on her pillow. Not again! She's already made her mom buy a new mattress three times this year!
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:14 |
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Barudak posted:I put on my robe and fiduciary hat Drop a DOT* on that MOB** *Dividends over time **Momentary observation bias
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:31 |
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Uh. You can't flush a fart. Like good luck. I hope that kid farts all under her blankets. Also anyone giving to D.A.R.E. is a jackass supporting for-profit prisons. I'm sure I'm not the only one that was encouraged to tell the teacher of my parents smoked pot so the cops teaching the class could "help."
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:49 |
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Fart cop is 100% gonna grow up to be a real cop.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:51 |
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AITA for handling my son's coming out the way I did? So my son is gay apparently and he came out to me earlier today. My wife was eating breakfast while I was half eating it and half reading the newspaper. My son came downstairs and asked if we could talk. I said ok. The convo went something like this Son: Dad, I told mom yesterday and now I want to tell you. Well... I'm gay Me: Oh, ok Son: You're ok with it? Me: Sure. Remember those condoms I bought you? You can still get STDs from guys Son: Oh uh... Thanks for understanding dad I thought that went well enough but after he left to hang out with some friends my wife got angry for not being "supportive" enough. I mean, truth is I got my feelings across just fine. I feel exactly the same way about him and could care less who he boinks. I'm not really that emotional or expressive and I feel neutral about the fact that my son is gay so that's what I expressed. My wife thinks I should've done hugging and told my son how much I loved him and stuff but I think that would have been a disservice as I'm pretty sure my son would've seen through the acting. I accepted him for who he is, isn't that enough? Anyways, AITA?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:53 |
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AITA for facilitating my step daughter to get a tattoo without her parents knowing? My 16 year old step-daughter Kiley confided in me a month ago that she wanted a tattoo. She had a pretty rough childhood (her mom had untreated bipolar, which contributed to why her and my husband divorced. She’s now medicated). She wants a tattoo on her arm that says “Not Today” (GOT quote) on her arm to remind herself to keep fighting, that everyday’s a new day, and that life is worth living, and that it gets better. I knew my husband would never agree, but she said she was going to get this tattoo, with or without his approval. I rather have her tattoo’d by a professional than some inexperienced doofus, so I called up an old friend and explained the situation. She set up an appointment and the rest is history. Well her mom found out about the tattoo last night when Kiley was spending the night over her place. Her and my husband got into a HUGE fight because Kiley told her that I helped her get the tattoo. My husband called me and asked what she was on about, and I admitted that I helped her get an appointment, but she was going to get one anyways. Well he is furious at me. He asked what the hell did I think I was doing and I said I thought the kid might as well be safe if she was getting a tattoo. We had a huge argument and we haven’t spoken to each other since last night and he won’t answer my apology texts. I feel like I can kinda get why he’s upset, but at the same time, it’s her body and that’s what she wanted. Not to mention, she was going to get it anyways. Am I the rear end in a top hat for helping her out?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:55 |
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Oh, so it's ok to name a kid "Kiley" but not for them to get a tattoo?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 18:58 |
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Really in hell world if a kid can drive a car and committ vehicular homicide, they might as well stick some ink in their skin. Life is short and lovely, and getting shorter and shittier. At least she didn't go to a scratcher and get the hep.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 19:01 |
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Kiley, we're a strictly tribal tattoo household ever since that vacay in Hawaii in 2013, you know this and you're disrespecting our family history.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 19:04 |
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Letting your 16-year-old watch The Game of Thrones is not responsible, you might as well buy her a subscription to an incest porn site
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 19:06 |