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Hitfreezy posted:I think you could have just left the truck as soon as the enemies spawned and gun them all down. If no cop sees you getting back into the truck you shouldn't even have the police after you. I was wondering if that was an option after we had finished. I tried running them all over at one point, but I was quickly reminded of how horrible the driving controls are in tight spaces.
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Part 14 is up now! I feel really bad for that restaurant. I'm having Italian food tonight in its honor!
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Apr 29, 2017 23:17
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I'm the sharpie sign for Pepe's Restaurant.
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Apr 29, 2017 23:38
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Admittedly, my knowledge of Sicilian names is pretty poor, but Pepe? Is that Sicilian?
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Apr 30, 2017 08:34
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What is mafia music anyway? I've got a message from the Don, he ain't liking your baton. Gonna kill you discrete, with shoes of concrete.
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Apr 30, 2017 12:19
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Poil posted:What is mafia music anyway? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCdpykqAlKM
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Apr 30, 2017 16:29
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Poil posted:What is mafia music anyway? I like how someone is planning to discreetly kill a person, but they take the time to write a song about it beforehand.
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Apr 30, 2017 18:52
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Style matters. 
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Apr 30, 2017 19:50
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Music to Mafia to It's the Mafia version of that darn GTA 5 beep song. DO-DO DO DO DO DO-DO.
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Croccers posted:Music to Mafia to
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Doc Morbid posted:At least Belleville has a melody instead of a single note repeated eight million times (that song in GTA V, by the way, is called "El Sonidito" and its music video is magical). Poil fucked around with this message at 11:37 on May 1, 2017 |
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Doc Morbid posted:At least Belleville has a melody instead of a single note repeated eight million times (that song in GTA V, by the way, is called "El Sonidito" and its music video is magical). Boy, it's a good thing that song got a music video.
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May 1, 2017 16:56
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Looked at another way, the Don is drat cold. Morello shot up everything and everyone he should have been taking care of, but the Don doesn't get involved until he was personally threatened.
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May 2, 2017 04:04
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Part 15 is up now! This is probably the most normal title we've ever had for an episode!
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May 3, 2017 01:19
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Well, now I know where Hitman Blood Money got its inspiration from for its paddle wheel mission (not really).
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I have to imagine what your getaway driver must have been thinking. He's keeping pace with the paddleboat and then suddenly you come running down the stairs, jump off the gangplank, and never come up for air.
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May 4, 2017 00:41
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It was the bucket dragging him down.
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So, I know there was a quote about why this game was more 'realistic' than GTA, but why, why, why was there a possibility of your character entering a car in any seat besides from the driver's?
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Samovar posted:So, I know there was a quote about why this game was more 'realistic' than GTA, but why, why, why was there a possibility of your character entering a car in any seat besides from the driver's? For nap time after a long day of murder?
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You beat a man to death for a bathroom key while inside a fully functional bathroom  The levels of depth they went to in order to pad this mission out, though. Find a guy to find another guy to get a bathroom key so you can go to a different bathroom to pick up a bucket to clean the first bathroom to get a gun and shoot a councilor without being interrupted for dereliction of duty.
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oldskool posted:You beat a man to death for a bathroom key while inside a fully functional bathroom Alternate path: Throw a SINGLE PUNCH at the councilor, and then stand behind him while his own bodyguards fill him full of holes while trying to shoot you.
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May 4, 2017 21:09
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Part 16 is up now! The Don doesn't give two shits about no one, he doesn't!
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pedrovay2003 posted:Part 16 is up now! The Don doesn't give two shits about no one, he doesn't! Alternate title: one hot dame.
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May 6, 2017 04:18
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Have... Have we somehow dropped into the Warner Bros dimension?! This is becoming a drat farce!
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May 6, 2017 06:58
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How many missions has Paulie hosed up now? Should we be keeping a counter?
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You're welcome! And yeah, the looooong drives followed by quick no-checkpoint gently caress-you-game-overs are a MAJOR design failure in this game. Like Sierra-bad but not as endearing.
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OAquinas posted:And yeah, the looooong drives followed by quick no-checkpoint gently caress-you-game-overs are a MAJOR design failure in this game. Like Sierra-bad but not as endearing. Speaking of which, holy poo poo am I glad I did not decide to LP Mafia after I finished GTA IV. I seriously considered it, but then this thread showed up and saved me the trouble.
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Doc Morbid posted:It's like GTA IV but somehow even worse! Mafia, ahead of its time in awfulness.
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May 6, 2017 20:05
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It was at that moment, when he cracked a one-liner at the death of an innocent woman, that Tom knew he had become the bad guy.
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May 7, 2017 21:47
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This Don is just the worst at killing other Dons.
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Part 17 is up now! This was another rage-inducing one for me, because driving was involved.
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Samovar posted:Have... Have we somehow dropped into the Warner Bros dimension?! This is becoming a drat farce! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQzPw3GVO8g
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That was probably the best treatment that mission could possibly be given. If there was a positive you could say about it...uh...you just don't see massive sprawling levels like that anymore?
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May 10, 2017 06:13
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I can only imagine the Don as George Bluth Sr.; muttering that he has the worst loving mafioso.
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Finally caught up to the latest vids and now I can finally speculate on this oh-so tense story. With the latest revelation, I can only conclude that the replacement hitmen were also in on the plot against the Don and sabotaged the assassination themselves.
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Professional hitman suicide sabotage? Boss, we ambushed him outside the school like you said and threw a sack over him, soaked him in gasoline and set fire to him on the school yard. But afterwards we realized he was too small to be him and that we had killed his kid instead. Don't worry boys, these things happen. Now for the next attempt we'll drop a huge boulder on top of him just as he leaves the hospital after his checkup, the one right next to the orphanage. Paulie will be throwing sticks of dynamite from the gas station across the road.
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Actually, I wouldn't want to be that weapons dude after that first one--consider that it wasn't Paulie's tommy gun that screwed up, it was the Mafia Armory™ one that was jamming/nonfunctional. The dude has literally One Job, and it's the most straightforward plan they've put together ("We just roll up and shoot mans"), meaning if they had a working gun, Morello was dead.
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The driving seemed the least painful part of that mission when it comes to comparing it to long checkpoint-less shooting sections. Funny how the best way to kill a video game character is by telling the video game protagonist to just shoot everyone, instead of needlessly complicated plans.
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OAquinas posted:Actually, I wouldn't want to be that weapons dude after that first one--consider that it wasn't Paulie's tommy gun that screwed up, it was the Mafia Armory™ one that was jamming/nonfunctional. The dude has literally One Job, and it's the most straightforward plan they've put together ("We just roll up and shoot mans"), meaning if they had a working gun, Morello was dead. I note Paulie was following Proper Mafia Gun Handling Procedure and didn't chamber a round until he was about to shoot. Perhaps the first round off the mag was a dud or something. It would have been funnier if he'd gotten off one shot then it stovepiped or something, but eh. (Also, why did Morello have no one watching the street? Why did Paulie even bother to get out? Roll up, yell message, pull trigger.)
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sfwarlock posted:(Also, why did Morello have no one watching the street? Why did Paulie even bother to get out? Roll up, yell message, pull trigger.) Even better, why not just fire? I think Morello must have known by now that the Don was trying to eliminate him by the hilarious misadventures of Tom and Paulie.
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