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doesn't everyone who has ever worked with ted cruz in any capacity hate him more than leftists hate trump?
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empty whippet box posted:doesn't everyone who has ever worked with ted cruz in any capacity hate him more than leftists hate trump? yeah, this is why trump could so easily steal his work
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Nov 27, 2020 01:31
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empty whippet box posted:doesn't everyone who has ever worked with ted cruz in any capacity hate him more than leftists hate trump? Worked with him, lived with him, been in the same room with him for more than ten minutes, sold him canned soup, etc.
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Nov 27, 2020 14:30
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empty whippet box posted:I'm sorry, are you saying Trump ordering a giant fast food spread for sportsball champions WAS NOT funny? the thought of the stale grease smell lingering in the hallowed halls of the white house is making me giggle
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Nov 27, 2020 14:48
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I'll say the daily covid news briefings were the funniest event. They were so absurd and surreal, just pure TRUMP in a time where I expected even him to act serious. Picking fights w reporters, pushing hydroxychloroquine and theorizing about the benefits of bleach and uv light. So many memorable moments My personal favorite is when he says "I could generate panic far more easily than you" or w/e E: https://www.c-span.org/video/?470808-1/president-trump-coronavirus-task-force-briefing Starts at 49:00 it's better and bitchier than I remember. "Minor league player" lmao lil poopendorfer has issued a correction as of 15:00 on Nov 27, 2020 |
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Nov 27, 2020 14:52
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His "I AM THE PRESIDENT DON'T TALK TO THE PRESIDENT THAT WAY" meltdown yesterday is a serious contender.
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Nov 27, 2020 15:18
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The correct answer is still "ANTS" though.
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Nov 27, 2020 15:18
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empty whippet box posted:I'm sorry, are you saying Trump ordering a giant fast food spread for sportsball champions WAS NOT funny? it's extremely loving funny from the viewpoint of the downfall of the american empire but i'm sure some of those guys enjoyed the burgers more than they'd enjoy a formal dinner lol, which makes it only 98% fail and there have been plenty 100% fail moments in this admin
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Nov 27, 2020 15:25
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Remember when stone cold Acosta asked trump a question he didn’t like and moved his hand away from a White House staffer and the whitehouse tweeted out edited footage of him so it looked like he was karate chopping the staffer lol
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Nov 27, 2020 16:13
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That one time Trump decided to have a press conference out of nowhere and jabbered on for like 45 minutes.
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Nov 27, 2020 16:23
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An actual good trump moment: owning liz warren with trickery
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Nov 27, 2020 16:24
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Ripping off his mask and standing on the white house balcony with his chest puffed up like superman and struggling to breathe was pretty amazing
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Nov 27, 2020 16:33
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I've got a soft spot for him signing the kid's hat then throwing it to the crowd instead of giving it back
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Nov 27, 2020 16:33
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Milo and POTUS posted:An actual good trump moment: owning liz warren with trickery I feel like there's gotta be at least 3 categories:
It could certainly be refined further. There's just so much material.
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Nov 27, 2020 16:41
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Slamhound posted:That one time Trump decided to have a press conference out of nowhere and jabbered on for like 45 minutes. You’re gonna have to be more specific
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Nov 27, 2020 17:18
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dex_sda posted:it's extremely loving funny from the viewpoint of the downfall of the american empire but i'm sure some of those guys enjoyed the burgers more than they'd enjoy a formal dinner lol, which makes it only 98% fail and there have been plenty 100% fail moments in this admin the linemen were absolutely psyched https://twitter.com/TheSportsHernia/status/1084978707746471936
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Nov 27, 2020 17:38
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mastershakeman posted:the linemen were absolutely psyched He about to become absolute unit 2
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Nov 27, 2020 17:41
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Trump being so clearly pleased with himself the whole time was just the  on the whole thing. Look at my big happy wet boy: 
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Nov 27, 2020 17:44
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trump staring at the sun
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Nov 27, 2020 18:30
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PookBear posted:trump staring at the sun really explains the fall of america imo
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Nov 27, 2020 18:37
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Lawman 0 posted:really explains the fall of america imo 
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Nov 27, 2020 18:48
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quote:As Comey recounts matter-of-factly, “‘They write these things out one at a time, by hand,’ [Trump] marveled. … ‘A calligrapher,’ I replied, nodding. He looked quizzical. ‘They write them by hand,’ he repeated.” quote:JOHN DICKERSON: George W. Bush said the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in. and that time a kid asked trump for a hug at a rally and trump pretended to not hear him
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Nov 27, 2020 18:49
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It's all comes
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Nov 27, 2020 19:46
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Lawman 0 posted:remember when jeb! high fived him like a loser after trump had insulted his wife on stage! it was loving hilarious. jeb! was desperate for some kind of media attention and his buttgieg quip about how alfred e. neumann can't be president of the united states was just incredible
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Nov 27, 2020 21:17
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When he launched an all out invasion of Iran his last day in office.
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Nov 27, 2020 23:11
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covfefe was dumb as gently caress at the time but in retrospect perfectly encapsulates both what we'd get for 4 years and the entirely aesthetic #resistance that would immediately pivot to supporting the exact same positions once a different senile sex monster was elected in terms of raw lols though 
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Nov 27, 2020 23:12
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nadler making GBS threads himself.
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Nov 27, 2020 23:13
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Wakko posted:in terms of raw lols though The hurricane story was hilarious since Trump tried to get as many federal workers to say his hurricane predict was actually accurate and knowledgeable.
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Nov 28, 2020 07:01
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so it might not be the actually funniest thing he’s done cuz holy poo poo burgerghazi and the eclipse thing and four seasons thing but I cannot stop laughing whenever I see this tweet it is artistic
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Nov 28, 2020 07:49
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it was definitely him looking at the eclipse TWICE but personally this was the moment that blew a fuse in my brain
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Nov 28, 2020 08:34
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Good soup!
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Nov 28, 2020 08:35
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this is looking like the wettest- from the standpoint of water also, ‘space. what would we ever do without it?’
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Nov 28, 2020 08:45
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Milo and POTUS posted:The fast food thing can be both very funny and also not the funniest thing of his presidency at the same time people forget the context, which was that the government was shutddown so they had no chefs/money/etc so he just ordered the cheapest thing possible and served that poo poo stone cold lol
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Nov 28, 2020 08:49
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"he loves the interior" is really funny, to me
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Nov 28, 2020 09:57
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Trump barely passing a dementia test and then bragging during an interview that he was now officially a genius.
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Nov 28, 2020 11:41
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i think it's time we all admit that trump was one hell of a poster. he'll be missed
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Nov 28, 2020 13:00
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there was the time like immediately after he took office and was actually under real scrutiny for the first time in his loving life and his office was leaking gossip like a sieve and he got so mad he started calling it treason and started a massive hunt to find who the leakers were and then a year later it was revealed that the source was usually trump himself because he couldn’t help calling everyone he knew and just blabbing away because the only thing he understands is bitching and moaning
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Nov 28, 2020 13:46
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Gunshow Poophole posted:so it might not be the actually funniest thing he’s done cuz holy poo poo burgerghazi and the eclipse thing and four seasons thing but I cannot stop laughing whenever I see this tweet NO! YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE ALL WRONG! THE WHOLE drat SYSTEM'S WRONG!
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Nov 28, 2020 13:57
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dex_sda posted:it's extremely loving funny from the viewpoint of the downfall of the american empire but i'm sure some of those guys enjoyed the burgers more than they'd enjoy a formal dinner lol, which makes it only 98% fail and there have been plenty 100% fail moments in this admin It exemplifies Trump's political success imo. A dumb trashy solution that resonates w the American populace.
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The fast food thing is kind of funny but yeah there are plenty of people who'd love a whole pile of burgers and fries more than a fancy state dinner. You can't even really get Trump on his whole "this is what you people like to eat" attitude because it's also what he likes to eat. Letting them sit out all day so the burgers are cold and the fries are probably inedible is loving hilarious, though. Also, Trump's dumb "HEY? HEEEEEEY?" expression in the photo is priceless.
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