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A place where you can dress up like Godzilla and stomp around a miniature Tokyo
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:bio-engineer a virus that makes people fart loudly Bacteria Plenty of them will ferment in your body and release gas and voila
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Sep 4, 2022 01:52
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Seize the means of production
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Sep 4, 2022 03:21
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The Irish religion has a cauldron with everlasting corned beef, taters and cabbage, can't remember if the Dadga Mor has it or not but anyway I propose we organize an expedition to the legendary lost land of Ireland and try to find said cauldron. We may have to bring our own mustard but that's a price I'm willing to pay. We will need a fleet of at least 6 ships with full crew and men at arms.
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Sep 4, 2022 05:08
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My billion dollar idea is: Become a total amoral greedhead, make a billion dollars over a few decades, indulge in every pleasure from orgies in mansions to rejuvenating yourself with the blood of children, hate yourself because of what you've become but refuse to change by not submitting to any help human or spiritual, develop an escalatingly bad speedball* habit, die alone in a filthy fleabag hotel room with innumerable major regrets, burn in Hell. * Cocaine + heroin together, extremely risky it's killed, for instance, John Belushi. 
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Sep 4, 2022 05:17
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A penny saved is a penny earned. So just save 1 billion in pennies
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Sep 4, 2022 05:49
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:A penny saved is a penny earned. So just save 1 billion in pennies But that's like a million pennies, where am I gonna keep 'em?
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Sep 4, 2022 06:11
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Wifi Toilet posted:But that's like a million pennies, where am I gonna keep 'em? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI
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Sep 4, 2022 06:38
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A bracer that lets you wear your phone on your arm
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Sep 4, 2022 08:27
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sex sand
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Sep 4, 2022 09:22
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Halitosis In A Can
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Sep 4, 2022 09:31
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A silicon wafer fabrication method that's 2% more efficient.
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Sep 4, 2022 12:49
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Polyhedral balloons.
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Sep 4, 2022 12:51
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Rain cloud seeding using flavoured nuclei so you can make it rain the fine taste of doritos.
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Sep 4, 2022 12:56
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Home liposuction kits.
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Sep 4, 2022 12:57
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A manly heterosexual butt wipe machine, maybe looking like a barrel of a gun with camo toilet paper wrapped over it
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Sep 4, 2022 13:02
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I Can't Believe It's Not Sepsis
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Sep 4, 2022 13:38
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A magic marker that only writes zeroes that you can add decimal places to extant bills
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Sep 4, 2022 13:45
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LABDO. Balldo for women. It's an engineering challenge but by god the market is half the planet's population!
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Sep 4, 2022 13:47
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You'd have to surgically insert it, idiot. What you need is a boobdo.
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Sep 4, 2022 14:54
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Cell phone and device covers, but it's glass. Rugged glass cases for your stupid brittle phones.
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Sep 4, 2022 15:36
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Stoneware computer cases.
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Sep 4, 2022 15:40
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A replacement for your knees that turns them into ball and socket joints.
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Sep 4, 2022 15:54
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An internet but without all these goddamn weirdos on it. But somehow I'm still allowed.
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Sep 4, 2022 16:04
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Internet but local and interacted solely by flapping moist appendages to make crude sounds.
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Sep 4, 2022 16:20
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Betting it all on the third horse in the fifth race, every meet.
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Sep 4, 2022 16:23
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The worst horse at the track that day gets eaten by the gamblers with the most losses that day. Then those gamblers you see, yep, eaten by the winning horses.
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Sep 4, 2022 21:24
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I'm gonna buy a bunch of lovely b movies on vhs and vcrs and open a shop catering to B-Movie and old media nerds. May as well do some vcr repairs services too......
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Sep 4, 2022 22:04
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Build a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
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Sep 4, 2022 22:09
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$25 bills.
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Sep 4, 2022 22:46
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Leper Go-getter posted:Build a weapon to surpass Metal Gear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXAqaGkQsnQ
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Sep 4, 2022 22:49
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Build a weapon to provide 30% of the potential of Metal Gear, but at just 10% of the cost.
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Sep 4, 2022 22:51
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Bayonets for our citizens, liberty for our neighbors
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Sep 4, 2022 23:21
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Sep 4, 2022 23:42
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A remote with a slide out keyboard like the old cell phones had
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Sep 5, 2022 01:55
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Brilliant! Open a chiropractic and head trauma centre just down the road from one of those.
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Sep 5, 2022 01:57
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A movie called "Stolen Baller" A guy buys a sports jersey and the moment he puts it on, everyone looks at him funny. He's harassed by a group of sports fans who call him a fake and liar and it escalates to the point that the police are called. The judge, a huge sports fan, is furious that this man claims to be an athlete for that team, but being a 'good sport' that he is, he'll give the prick 12 months to get in shape and get drafted by a major league sporting team and play at least 1 complete game or else he's going to prison.
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Sep 5, 2022 08:52
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plant-based meats are pretty big right now, but my idea is meat-based plants like, meat that's shaped like and tastes like broccoli or eggplant or whatever marketed toward people who like the taste of vegetables, but still desire the reduced lifespan, heart disease, diabetes, cancer, and vascular disease associated with consumption of animal proteins, because gently caress living longer on this hell planet when you could eat meat vegetables instead
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Sep 5, 2022 09:27
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A fabric pattern that's like paisley, but the little comma things are yin-yangs.
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The Stuff
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