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mobby_6kl posted:Yeah pickup truck driver should be jailed You must be a city slicker with your disgusting opinions on cars, boy. Here we fought for the right side of the war on cars, and we won 
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Gonna take my F350 four door down to Lowes where I will back into a parking spot.
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Feb 15, 2023 17:43
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cult_hero posted:Gonna take my F350 four door down to Lowes where I will back into a parking spot.
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Feb 15, 2023 17:52
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the greater North Dumbersville/South Dumbersville/Cocckeyston/Fairlawn/Fox Grove/Fox Lawn/Fair Grove/Fox Fair/LawnLawn and West Dumbersville have become a never ending monolith of of suburb, uninterrupted they have grown to be one full URB they butt up against the entire METRO AREA of MEDIUM SIZED CITY and a new ring road highway I95 695 227 has been built so you don’t ever have to go to those former places if you don’t store your sleeping body there anymore in-between work the gas station pavement is less clean now
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Feb 15, 2023 18:31
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Worst urban design in America. Cape Coral wins!
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Feb 15, 2023 21:55
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Cugel the Clever posted:Better attach the trailer, can't fit much in the truck bed these days. safety standards 
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Feb 15, 2023 22:12
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My neighbors have people over I'm gonna call the cops to make sure that they aren't doing anything illegal like having fun
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Feb 15, 2023 23:23
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oh cool, a letter from the local sheriff who routinely murders black inmates reminding me i need to pay him $20 for the privilege of owning a cat again this year
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Feb 15, 2023 23:26
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My neighbor is celebrating Shabbat with his family at home with a few other families from the community because there isn't a synagogue for 2000 miles, better let the HOA know there is a book club business running out of the neighborhood, who knows where that could lead?
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Feb 15, 2023 23:30
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A Fancy Hat posted:I know we're supposedly in a "drought" and we're supposed to "conserve water", but I'll be damned if I get a brown lawn. i've grown to despise lawns even more after seeing my mom put in drought resistant, native plants and without even trying her front yard looks really nice. it's also full of cool insects and lizards and poo poo. just from a purely aesthetic standpoint grass lawns suck rear end.
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Feb 16, 2023 00:38
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thin blue whine posted:i've grown to despise lawns even more after seeing my mom put in drought resistant, native plants and without even trying her front yard looks really nice. it's also full of cool insects and lizards and poo poo. just from a purely aesthetic standpoint grass lawns suck rear end. *Reports you for having overgrown weeds in your yard*
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Feb 16, 2023 00:40
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why do chuds back into parking lots ?
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Feb 16, 2023 00:41
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Buce posted:why do chuds back into parking lots ? And shouldn't that be parking spots?
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Feb 16, 2023 00:50
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Cugel the Clever posted:I don't know, why do chuds back into parking lots? pls stop pointing out my mistakes
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Feb 16, 2023 00:53
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Buce posted:why do chuds back into parking lots ? Hard to do a burnout from your white collar construction management job in reverse.
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Feb 16, 2023 01:35
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yeah i live in oak estates, you coming over tonight? take the first right onto oak lane, then go past oak crescent, then right on oak boulevard, then left on oak street, then you will find my house on oak avenue, if you end up on oak drive you have gone too far and you need to get onto oak road until you get to oak circle to turn around numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 16, 2023 |
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Feb 16, 2023 01:44
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Cugel the Clever posted:I don't know, why do chuds back into parking lots? Becaue you can't do a tactical thing if you're nose in. And it could take an extra five seconds to get out in a hurry. This is important if you are a cop or expect people to try and kill you on the reg. Also 'so you don't back over a small child,' but children shouldn't be wandering around unsupervised in suburbia. It's too dangerous.
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Feb 16, 2023 01:52
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the sprawling suburb full of new development houses for well off commuters has grown until it physically touches the edge of MEDIUM SIZED CITY where the older post ww2 bungalow sized homes are, and now the well off and less well off are right next door and an uneasy unspoken truce has been declared where they agree to ignore each other culturally except for when they want to buy/sell weed
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Feb 16, 2023 02:11
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No one has their loving dogs leashed we should buy a gun
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Feb 16, 2023 02:12
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the new upscale strip mall has a starbucks and well off housewives spend hours there using the wifi some of the employees are teenagers from the well off neighborhood, and some are teenagers from the less well of neighborhood, and some are former teenagers now adults for whom this is a career accidentally but they inherited grandma’s bungalow and can live a sustainable lifestyle and have dental insurance
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Feb 16, 2023 02:13
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Time to log on to Amazon so I can buy another half dozen ring cameras that I will conspicuously place all over my property.
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Feb 16, 2023 05:34
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Well, gas prices quadrupled, so I’ll just have to starve to death in my isolated desert subdivision.
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Feb 16, 2023 05:51
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:Well, gas prices quadrupled, so I’ll just have to starve to death. Stop drinking so much gas!!!
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Feb 16, 2023 05:52
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costco rotisserie chickens are the most efficient form of energy
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Feb 16, 2023 05:54
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I fuel my home on fear of change and mistrust of minorities and youths. it is always warm
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Feb 16, 2023 06:12
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when the less well off kids hang out with their better off friends in the fancier development, they marvel at how clean and well decorated the drainage pond is “You can smoke so much weed here!” when the better off kids hang out in the green electrical boxes at the end of the less well off neighborhood, they find a certain indescribable distance, an sense of not belonging to something deep and culturally significant due to shared experience and opportunity that adds value to such an liminal space “You can smoke so much weed here!”
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Feb 16, 2023 17:29
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Buce posted:costco rotisserie chickens are the most efficient form of energy 
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Feb 16, 2023 20:06
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Buce posted:costco rotisserie chickens are the most efficient form of energy got one in the fridge for some chicken sammies tonight 
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quote:itt we live in suburbia SideEffectShit fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Feb 16, 2023 |
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Feb 16, 2023 22:02
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Demon Of The Fall posted:got one in the fridge for some chicken sammies tonight i just eat them with my hands in the car after i buy em
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Feb 16, 2023 22:18
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This 500,000 square foot house looks great on this quarter acre lot. We can put the pool right here, hot tub right over there. Maybe we'll add a tiki theme to the entire yard. Huh? So what is the neighbors house is 6 feet away from us. Mind your own business and turn up the music. Oh and Jaylsyne's youth group is coming over for an all night swim so make sure those flood lights work.
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Feb 17, 2023 01:36
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Its 4am I better start up my Dodge's diesel engine so its good and warm by the time I leave for work at 7:30.
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Feb 17, 2023 01:38
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reminds me i gotta fire up the harley. not even gonna ride it just fire it up and blast to born to be wild.
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Feb 17, 2023 01:48
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Another nice dinner at home with the wife and 2 high school age children on their way into a good college. Better prepare for the dinner party this Saturday. Ready for my presentation on Friday with the VP of the Northwest region. I make 110,000 a year and will retire comfortably.
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Feb 17, 2023 01:56
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Rotisserie chickens are perfect travel food
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Feb 17, 2023 01:59
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Sandra won't return my casserole dish so I'm going to blow her husband and slut shame him at the next BBQ.
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Feb 17, 2023 02:08
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Buce posted:why do chuds back into parking lots ? Cugel the Clever posted:I don't know, why do chuds back into parking lots? Outrail posted:Becaue you can't do a tactical thing if you're nose in. And it could take an extra five seconds to get out in a hurry. This is important if you are a cop or expect people to try and kill you on the reg.
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Cugel the Clever posted:this punchline is underwhelming, ngl Oh, you think living out here is boring? Do you think being hunted by roving gangs of urban thugs is boring? huh? Sometimes I drive a few blocks without my seatbelt just to feel something.
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Feb 17, 2023 03:54
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I only refer to my wife as "the wife" or "the wifey". Never as "my wife" or by her first name. To do such a thing would be unbecoming of a man who sneaks off to one of my mcmansion's many pointless rooms to masturbate instead of talking to my family
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I ride my bicycle every possible way you shouldn't at the same time somehow
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