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Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!
Given that Trump can barely lift a water glass with both hands it just makes sense he thinks a full glass of water is the heaviest thing on earth and of course if you set one down on a magnet it would spell destruction

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

happy anniversary of a bunch of shitheads being shitheads

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/davethul/status/1743642922707210559?s=20

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


I mean there’s still time.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Get back to me when Trump is dating a black man

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

I hope someone plays that in front of SCOTUS during the oral arguments for kicking Trump off the ballots.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

From IOSM:

Flesh Forge posted:

happy autogolpe day everyone


Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Yeah the only people disagreeing that it was an insurrection are Republican operatives and feckless pundits (but I repeat myself)

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP-mlrMv7Ok

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
a maga what taze he own balls
a shameful maga

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

deadeyez posted:

I mentioned in the end of the last thread there is a chud here at work with a TRUMP shirt on who is all pissed off. Turns out he is mad because his trans lady boss gave him poo poo and said something like, "I thought today was a holiday for you people? You look like you're going to cry, do you need to go home early? It's important to have sympathy for others, so if you feel you need to go home, let me know". She asked me politely not to bother him today because she wants to. Lol

On the one hand, it's kinda lovely that he is being bullied by his manager, but on the other hand, lol get rekt

Guy looks like he is gonna have a heart attack, he is upsetti spaghetti

:hmbol::sad::hmbol:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Welp

https://twitter.com/HeatherCherone/status/1743686568827601219?s=20

See you on Jan 6th 2025

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Steadiman posted:

Get back to me when Trump is dating a black man

https://i.imgur.com/K7DVVgy.mp4

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Qanon prayer said in the Senate Chamber by shaman

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Reminder the NYT did an amazing visual breakdown of just how the Capitol was breached and by whom. It isn't quite a lol, but it has inherent lol-ness.

It's a forty minute video and it is excellently sourced:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWJVMoe7OY0

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

SodomizeTheWeak
Apr 20, 2002
I'm going to miss that banana popsicle.
lolmarking

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


LOL, but also I can't count the number of times I heard racist assholes in the south claim they weren't because -- "I cain't be a racist, I'd gently caress a black chick"

It's gross.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Aw man, I missed the ceremonial throwing out of the first probation, didn’t I?

I blame the Deep State.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





caleb posted:

Nussy, nussy, nussy, marijuana.
Nussy, nussy, nussy.

Terracotta pie!

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Happy antifa subversion insurrection day everyone

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


“Help! Trump’s trying to overthrow the government!”
“What? Didn’t he sign the pledge not to?”
“Let me check….. Nope.”
“Well, there’s nothing we can do, it’s all perfectly legal then.”

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


Come on Marge, you're a representative! Head is $100, not $20

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s a new thread

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




:sickos:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

How's he have cash literally lying around if he's in jail?

beerinator
Feb 21, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s a new thread

Many people are saying this.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Stoatbringer posted:

“Help! Trump’s trying to overthrow the government!”
“What? Didn’t he sign the pledge not to?”
“Let me check….. Nope.”
“Well, there’s nothing we can do, it’s all perfectly legal then.”

"But he signed these othe-"
"Nope sorry, he didn't sign them all so nothing we can do about it, let's never talk of this again!"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
All I know about MAGA is this, give me a glass of water, hand it to the MAGA, that’s the end of the MAGA

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

deadeyez posted:

I mentioned in the end of the last thread there is a chud here at work with a TRUMP shirt on who is all pissed off. Turns out he is mad because his trans lady boss gave him poo poo and said something like, "I thought today was a holiday for you people? You look like you're going to cry, do you need to go home early? It's important to have sympathy for others, so if you feel you need to go home, let me know". She asked me politely not to bother him today because she wants to. Lol

On the one hand, it's kinda lovely that he is being bullied by his manager, but on the other hand, lol get rekt

Guy looks like he is gonna have a heart attack, he is upsetti spaghetti

Please keep us appraised

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



trilljester posted:

Wait, that's a real thing? He has no idea what happened at Pearl Harbor? If so, lol lmao even

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2020/01/17/dangerously-uninformed-new-book-says-trump-didnt-know-what-happened-pearl-harbor/?outputType=amp

quote:

A new book claims President Donald Trump did not understand the basic history behind the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor before visiting two years ago.

“He was at times dangerously uninformed,” a former senior White House adviser said in “A Very Stable Genius,” a new book by Washington Post reporters Philip Rucker and Carol D. Leonnig.

In it, they wrote that President Trump asked his then-Chief of Staff John Kelly before a private tour of the USS Arizona Memorial: “Hey, John, what’s this all about? What’s this a tour of?”

There’s also this quote but I can’t find a credible source for it:

quote:

According to General Kelly, while he and Trump were standing on the USS Arizona memorial at Pearl Harbor, Trump asked, "So what happened here?".

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


yep, when trump loses i'm pretty sure there will be a j6 but with guns event

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I'm beginning to suspect that this Trump fellow might be a bit unamerican.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Steadiman posted:

free the first page political prisoners! They were just taking a casual stroll in the new thread, they did nothing wrong! It was antifa

It was also the FBI.

Somehow.

Certainly it wasn't people with a lot of money organizing a bus drive and a "let's keep all of our firearms in Maryland just across the border" conspiracy.

No.

It was Antifa and FBI.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Hazo posted:

Also these are two of my favorites missing from page 1 (Breath of the Wild insurrectionist is my overall fave but that was rightfully in the OP)






This is still my absolute favorite one. Ah memories of a lol since passed. I think of where my balls are these days

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