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i would not want to be like this rescue dog we used to have, pepper: the gentlest creature i've ever met, but used to piss herself, was scared of shadows, and died of seizures. probably had brain damage from physical abuse. dumb as hell. sweetest thing.
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nomadologique posted:i would not want to be like this rescue dog we used to have, pepper: the gentlest creature i've ever met, but used to piss herself, was scared of shadows, and died of seizures. probably had brain damage from physical abuse. dumb as hell. sweetest thing. I remember as a kid this old lady on our block had this ancient old cat and one day our dog took a run at it and the cat was so scared it suffered a prolapse. I remember my mom saying how absurd it was being asked to pay to have this cat's butthole stuffed back in.
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Feb 11, 2017 00:00
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ra tehuti posted:heres me with him
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Toadvine posted:I took a buzzfeed quiz that said if I was a dog I'd be a German Shepherd surprise surprise 
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ra tehuti posted:heres me with him 
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The worst is with kids. I've seen this interaction about a hundred times in public with my brother and his cattle dogs: "Hey those are weird looking dogs, my kid wants to pet them!" "Sorry, they're both old ladies and they don't like children in their face." "No, they'll like my kid, everyone loves my kid!" The person then shoves the kid up to the dog and whips out their phone. Depending on which of the dogs is closest, the kid will either get bopped in the face with a paw by the bigger dog, or have the smaller one lean in, put her muzzle to the kid's ear, and let out a long, quiet growl that I swear reminds me of an MTI whispering a threat into your ear while you're screwing around in formation at boot camp. Then the person yanks their kid away and says "Those dogs aren't friendly!"
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Feb 11, 2017 05:33
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dogs biting kids is pretty funny but it would be much better if the dogs didnt have to be put down after
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if your dog bites an idiot after due warning and is likely to get killed, just smash their phone and take your dog home imo. flash a gun at any witnesses
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Feb 11, 2017 05:49
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basic hitler posted:if your dog bites an idiot after due warning and is likely to get killed, just smash their phone and take your dog home imo. flash a gun at any witnesses just tell police you bit the kid and tge dog is innocent
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Feb 11, 2017 05:51
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As a fan of animals I think it's p dumb to get up in their space without asking the owners first but at the same time theres like bajillions of dogs available maybe don't have ones that are hostile at slight provocations.
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Feb 11, 2017 05:58
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Lets meet people half way and force people with bad dogs to make the dog wear a bright yellow "THIS DOG IS A DICKHEAD" signage around their necks, so when some dipshit shoves two year old brayjay in his face that the dog and owner are absolved of any liability
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Feb 11, 2017 06:11
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basic hitler posted:Lets meet people half way and force people with bad dogs to make the dog wear a bright yellow "THIS DOG IS A DICKHEAD" signage around their necks, so when some dipshit shoves two year old brayjay in his face that the dog and owner are absolved of any liability Someone actually found and gave my bro a pair of velcro patches that say "MEAN DOG" in big red letters as a joke but I'm not sure if he ever found tactical dog vests with morale patch holders.
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Feb 11, 2017 06:27
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basic hitler posted:if your dog bites an idiot after due warning and is likely to get killed, just smash their phone and take your dog home imo. flash a gun at any witnesses versatile advice tyvm
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1500quidporsche posted:This is the dog in question See, your dog is a cute dog and I AM A SPECIAL DOG-LOVER so it's worth the risk to verify that I have a knack for charming problem dogs because I am the exception! - - People who are still putting their hands to your dog after a verbal warning from you are probably dog people and as such they figure your dog is too small to draw blood.
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Feb 11, 2017 08:08
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I have a non-garbage dog so this isn't isn't a problem for me 
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basic hitler posted:if your dog bites an idiot after due warning and is likely to get killed, just smash their phone and take your dog home imo. flash a gun at any witnesses See I was wondering what line of work this guy has where it's okay to walk around in public with a dog that is known to bite people and this is all well and good. Gangster kingpin? Mob enforcer? If you're literally Crazy Eight from Breaking Bad, yeah, it just comes with the territory. But around here when your dog bites people you have to talk to the police and then Animal Control comes to your house and you have to go find some stray and tell them this is your dog that bit the person then they take that dog to the pound and gas it.
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Girls like bad boys so if tell them your dog will support them emotionally and be nice and carrying they won't want anything to do with him.
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scuba school sucks posted:See I was wondering what line of work this guy has where it's okay to walk around in public with a dog that is known to bite people and this is all well and good. Gangster kingpin? Mob enforcer? If you're literally Crazy Eight from Breaking Bad, yeah, it just comes with the territory. But around here when your dog bites people you have to talk to the police and then Animal Control comes to your house and you have to go find some stray and tell them this is your dog that bit the person then they take that dog to the pound and gas it. I think it depends on the situation though. It's one thing if there's a dog lunging at everyone it passes, you might want to drive it out to the country for private walks. But some people, adults and children, don't know how to pet a dog. Growing up we had a bull terrier and people used to go to the other side of the street when they saw him, so it was never an issue, even though he was friendly as hell. But I babysat my brother's dogs while he was out of town once, and I had three different adults ask to to pet them and instead of petting them, they knelt down in front of the dog and pulled on their ears or tails. I don't know how you do that without thinking a dog is going to bite you.
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wuffles posted:Also OP, you're responsible for your free dog so maybe sign up for some training to desensitize the dog or change the association of having a strangers hand in its face into something positive instead...by I dunno, having someone(s) he doesn't know offer him an amazing treat he never gets otherwise until he looks forward to it? Dogs are pretty simple man. I hope you read this, op, because it seems like some fantastic advice.
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Feb 11, 2017 18:35
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gently caress all dogs imho.
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ra tehuti posted:gently caress all dogs imho. Now I'm confused I thought this guy was Gurf am I getting him mixed up with Morally Inept?
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Feb 11, 2017 18:55
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sorry I thought this was the bestiality thread.
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what type of dog is this? this dog looks like my kind of dog.
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Feb 11, 2017 19:10
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he was everyone's type of dog. boxer/shepherd/maybe part pit named him Amos and loved him till I had to give him up.
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Feb 11, 2017 19:15
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People are stupid with animals but also OP seems WT as gently caress right now. Why do you have a dog that just bites people all the time?
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Feb 11, 2017 19:50
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all dog owners are nerds.
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ra tehuti posted:seriously how can a dog be a dick I'm kind of upset? *Runs into to the room, covered with sweat and a barely contained boner* "Someone mention dog dicks?"
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Feb 11, 2017 22:29
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I remember when I was a kid of being bit by my dog (Greyhound) and in hindsight I deserved it 💯 of the time.
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The moral of the story is to get a Greyhound and not a Maremma because a Greyhound can not devour small children. (Greyhounds are cool and good and need good homes) 
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I'm failing to see how greyhounds are worse than pitbulls.
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ra tehuti posted:I'm failing to see how greyhounds are worse than pitbulls. Higher center of gravity = not good at wrestling
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Dreddout posted:Higher center of gravity = not good at wrestling This is false. Unless combining the pit with long legs cancels out the effect, because I've yet to see this dude lose a wrestling bout. 
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wuffles posted:This is false. Unless combining the pit with long legs cancels out the effect, because I've yet to see this dude lose a wrestling bout. Reported for
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Here is a picture of my doggo right now... Rate my dog. 
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Feb 12, 2017 05:14
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im drunk and will fist fight all pf these dogs right now
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PyPy posted:Here is a picture of my doggo right now... cute/10 A misanthrope posted:im drunk and will paw fight all pf these dogs right now
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PyPy posted:Here is a picture of my doggo right now... I give it a DogSCORE (TM) of eleventy trillion
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im sober now and im sorry i said i would fist fight all the dogs itt. pls tell the dogs i am sorry.
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