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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what if angels...were ALIENS :wth:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

What if God...was ONE OF US :wth:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

the only way i would watch this movie is if it was set in america and it starred keanu reeves shooting people in the head

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Son of Rodney posted:

Gonna watch this movie, cyberpunk is cool as gently caress and there's too little of it recently.

Also I stand by my claim that besides the ghibli stuff there are a handful of good animes, which are basically:

- Ghost in the Shell
- Cowboy Bebop
- Akira
- Grave of the Fireflies
- Tekkon Kinkreet
- Magical Princess Strawberry Panty Explosion Mark IV

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Son of Rodney posted:

Gonna watch this movie, cyberpunk is cool as gently caress and there's too little of it recently.

Also I stand by my claim that besides the ghibli stuff there are a handful of good animes, which are basically:

- Lupin III
- Lupin III part 2
- Cromartie

fixt

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i watched Black Lagoon and it was pretty rad

then it got REALLY anime :chloe: :yikes:

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
The only good anime is Redline, you gaggle of retards.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

What's the one with the arns dealer named Koko that's good

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It's called jormungand black lagoon is good too

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Son of Rodney posted:

Gonna watch this movie, cyberpunk is cool as gently caress and there's too little of it recently.

Also I stand by my claim that besides the ghibli stuff there are a handful of good animes, which are basically:

- Ghost in the Shell
- Cowboy Bebop
- Akira
- Grave of the Fireflies
- Tekkon Kinkreet
- Magical Princess Strawberry Panty Explosion Mark IV

season 1 of psychopass is really, really good. season 2 is okay.

patlabor the movie 1 is good, patlabor 2 is really good, a very smart political thriller (with occasional giant robots). unfortunately some new company got the rights for english distribution a few years ago and redid the original dubs, which were loving perfect.

vampire hunter d bloodlust is a good fantasy film. it was written in english so the dialogue isn't quite as awkward as many animes.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I like that one Monster Magnet music video. That's a good anime. One of the good ones you might say.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Professor SJW posted:

also all the other roles are played by burger pug

Just wanted to say that I would definitely watch a live action cowboy bebop where all the characters are dogs, in case any studio execs are listening

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

scuba school sucks posted:

I like that one Monster Magnet music video. That's a good anime. One of the good ones you might say.

i really like monster magnet and it pains me to hear they were associated with anime in any way :(

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Where's the loving live action Akira with Keanu

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

poo poo I might have to watch it now

angels of varying grotesqueness, including a 2 dimensional shadow without a third dimension, a tetrahedral prism, and giant fish - all have dna identical to humans. thats how they built the robots. they arent robots they used the angel dna to build giant angels and then put people inside of them, because they have their same dna?

anyways, the main character's robot is also a clone of his mom? also his main love interest is also a clone of his mom? also his dad orchestrated all of this but somehow not as a longform con to create a clone of his wife to bang her again because that would make too much sense. his goal is actually to eradicate all of humanity by having his son basically gently caress his mom except its like religious symbolism about the rapture

its a bad show, holy gently caress

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

nigga crab pollock posted:

angels of varying grotesqueness, including a 2 dimensional shadow without a third dimension, a tetrahedral prism, and giant fish - all have dna identical to humans. thats how they built the robots. they arent robots they used the angel dna to build giant angels and then put people inside of them, because they have their same dna?

anyways, the main character's robot is also a clone of his mom? also his main love interest is also a clone of his mom? also his dad orchestrated all of this but somehow not as a longform con to create a clone of his wife to bang her again because that would make too much sense. his goal is actually to eradicate all of humanity by having his son basically gently caress his mom except its like religious symbolism about the rapture

its a bad show, holy gently caress

Son of a bitch I def have to watch

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

Where's the loving live action Akira with Keanu

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

Son of a bitch I def have to watch

except its anime so its like the worst possible execution of that possible

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
theres a very specific artefact of bad writing when the writer knows that they need to get from point A to B to C but really don't have it thought out so they shoehorn in a usually incredibly specific throwaway mcguffin to bridge from A > B. then later when they've done that a few times they need to move the plot from B to C but realize theres all these bad explanations for why things are happening and it's becoming too convoluted - so to fix it they just take a previously used mcguffin and shoehorn it into the plot again. efficiency!

some people call this 'world building' but if you're not a self-proclaimed bioware or anime fan you might call this 'bad writing'

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Blue Train posted:

Where's the loving live action Akira with Keanu

he woulda been a great spike in a cowboy bebop movie but he's like 50 now, even if he dont look it

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

nigga crab pollock posted:

angels of varying grotesqueness, including a 2 dimensional shadow without a third dimension, a tetrahedral prism, and giant fish - all have dna identical to humans. thats how they built the robots. they arent robots they used the angel dna to build giant angels and then put people inside of them, because they have their same dna?

anyways, the main character's robot is also a clone of his mom? also his main love interest is also a clone of his mom? also his dad orchestrated all of this but somehow not as a longform con to create a clone of his wife to bang her again because that would make too much sense. his goal is actually to eradicate all of humanity by having his son basically gently caress his mom except its like religious symbolism about the rapture

its a bad show, holy gently caress

i summed it up better:

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Anime is bad but this movie will be good I guess, because anime dorks will get extremely mad over minuscule differences

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's a stupid anime thing so who gives a gently caress

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the only good anime is a dead anime, or akira

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Akira was pretty good

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
A ghost? In the shell? This I gotta see!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

as a person with an extreme amount of disdain for anime and those that enjoy it, would i like this movie

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
There was no in-universe excuse OP because back when Ghost in the Shell was made people weren't retarded about that kind of thing and enjoying titties was something you didn't need an excuse for.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

bill cosby's ghost dad in the machine

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Stay safe Cosby Ghost :ohdear:

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Applewhite posted:

There was no in-universe excuse OP because back when Ghost in the Shell was made people weren't retarded about that kind of thing and enjoying titties was something you didn't need an excuse for.

Problem with this: gits is anime, too obscure for western people to have given a poo poo about, and in japan it was only made illegal to possess child porn in 2013. So the absence of cries against the tits is indicative of nothing

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I don't know much about Japan but I think it's safe to assume the country that invented anime is megefukt in the head

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Professor SJW posted:

what if angels...were ALIENS :wth:

thats the plot of evangelion

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nigga crab pollock posted:

angels of varying grotesqueness, including a 2 dimensional shadow without a third dimension, a tetrahedral prism, and giant fish - all have dna identical to humans. thats how they built the robots. they arent robots they used the angel dna to build giant angels and then put people inside of them, because they have their same dna?

anyways, the main character's robot is also a clone of his mom? also his main love interest is also a clone of his mom? also his dad orchestrated all of this but somehow not as a longform con to create a clone of his wife to bang her again because that would make too much sense. his goal is actually to eradicate all of humanity by having his son basically gently caress his mom except its like religious symbolism about the rapture

its a bad show, holy gently caress

Why is there a penguin

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
evangelion is about depression, but it doesn't have anything interesting to say about the subject.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
so she's like a ghost? that's stupid.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
is this a republican or democrat movie

i need to know if i can see it or not

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
anime loving sucks except for this one anime I like, it's the exception, no it doesnt count as anime it's better than that poo poo

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I just saw a trailer for that new power rangers movie

all I got to say is...ay yi yi yi yi

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

eonwe posted:

thats the plot of evangelion

i know thats why i posted it

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