Should I keep my name or my fiances name

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Vato: Jan 14, 2018

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

I'm getting sick of all this John Jacob Jingleheimer poo poo.

He didn't say anything abut first and middle names. That's a different ball game.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:05

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# ? May 26, 2024 10:03

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

I'm getting sick of all this John Jacob Jingleheimer poo poo.

What do you mean by this? Do you hate alliteration or people with numerous names? Because I'll fight you on both accounts.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:06

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Mr.Tophat posted:

What do you mean by this? Do you hate alliteration or people with numerous names? Because I'll fight you on both accounts.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:08

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Mr.Tophat posted:

Is the Shrek series seriously risque porn for you? There was even a sequel where Shrek turns into a human and still thinks green skinned ogres are smashable for fucks sake

It's been a while though, I could be misremembering. What I do know is that Donkey definitely hosed a dragon.

Look shrek the movie was never about shying away from the darker parts of life this is true but shrek himself never would venture into such dark territories and that�s shown in your example, he was an ogre his whole life and even when turned to a human, he still was attracted to ogres cause being an ogre was all he knew

donkey on the other hand is a deviant rear end

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:12

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

My Linux Rig posted:

Look shrek the movie was never about shying away from the darker parts of life this is true but shrek himself never would venture into such dark territories and that�s shown in your example, he was an ogre his whole life and even when turned to a human, he still was attracted to ogres cause being an ogre was all he knew

donkey on the other hand is a deviant rear end

lmao

changing my name to "deviant rear end" immediately and so should you

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:15

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

My local real estate agent is named "Richard Power"

Change your name to this.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:17

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Mr.Tophat posted:

What do you mean by this? Do you hate alliteration or people with numerous names? Because I'll fight you on both accounts.

What about...people...who MARRIED...and now their names are alliterative? Don't on their account. They chose their choice.

CHILDREN, however, do not get a say, and that is where it gets crucial. No one cares what two grown adults call themselves. Just don't saddle your kid with something super-weird unless you are raising a super-weird kid.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:17

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Also Shrek got erectile dysfunction from ruining his scrotum while sliding down that stone bridge thing in the first movie while saving Fiona and I think it's a miracle they were able to conceive and release christmas specials

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:19

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Vato posted:

What about...people...who MARRIED...and now their names are alliterative? Don't on their account. They chose their choice.

CHILDREN, however, do not get a say, and that is where it gets crucial. No one cares what two grown adults call themselves. Just don't saddle your kid with something super-weird unless you are raising a super-weird kid.

If two grown adults call themselves, "the aristocrats," you better loving believe I care.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:20

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Mr.Tophat posted:

If two grown adults call themselves, "the aristocrats," you better loving believe I care.

Well, that's a conversation you'll need to have with the other guy, because he said you had decided on "Hat Dude."

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:24

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Vato posted:

Well, that's a conversation you'll need to have with the other guy, because he said you had decided on "Hat Dude."

That name won't work, this is is not a one man show, a rusty venture is impossible with only one person, don't you know anything about show business, gently caress

I'd ask if you knew anything about names but you clearly loving don't owing to the existence of this loving thread!!!

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:28

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Mr.Tophat posted:

That name won't work, this is is not a one man show, a rusty venture is impossible with only one person, don't you know anything about show business, gently caress

I'd ask if you knew anything about names but you clearly loving don't owing to the existence of this loving thread!!!

L'Ristohrhats.

Is that better? This is between you and My Linux Rig. You two have to suss it out. Just decide, together, and it'll be over.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:33

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Mr.Tophat posted:

Also Shrek got erectile dysfunction from ruining his scrotum while sliding down that stone bridge thing in the first movie while saving Fiona and I think it's a miracle they were able to conceive and release christmas specials

THAT is fake news and I�ll have you know shrek ruined both her human and ogre pussy

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:39

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Shithouse Dave posted:

this thread is useless without the actual names

like if you're ramsbottom-heaphy and she's buttman and you're combining to make ramsbutt-heaphy then just pick a new one for all of you.

Jesus cristo

# ? Jan 21, 2018 05:40