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Blue Train posted:That's just the tryptophan. It's converted to estrogen when eaten, hence the slang name for turkey, tofurkey 
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Colonel Cancer posted:I want an emotional support hyena. I'll pet it and feed it raw chunks of meat and teach it to do tricks, and I will name it Chuckles and it will be my best friend. I can only recommend. Here's me and my buddy Rex. He really helps me cope when my boss starts busting my rear end.
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Feb 6, 2018 16:02
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A hyena would be great on a plane. No one would sit next to you and it can also kill thwart possible terrorist attacks
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Feb 6, 2018 16:34
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mobby_6kl posted:I can only recommend. Here's me and my buddy Rex. He really helps me cope when my boss starts busting my rear end. That's a large hyena. I think. I really have no idea.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:That's a large hyena. I think. I really have no idea. It looks like, from a quick Google, the spotted hyena can weigh up to 190 lbs. The females tend to be the big ones. I think the striped hyenas are the ones we usually see documentaries on and striped hyenas only weigh up to 90lbs.
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Of course. I feed Rex well so he's strong and can Anyway, there's an article on bbc about this as well. I liked the last line: quote:But Delta has faced requests to carry "comfort turkeys", possums and snakes. And it says staff have faced biting, growling and barking animals, as well as urination and defecation.
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Blue Train posted:That's just the tryptophan. It's converted to estrogen when eaten, hence the slang name for turkey, tofurkey Please change my soyboy av to turkey jerky
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A timely article. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...m=.81a73273532d
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as long as infants are allowed on airplanes nobody has any grounds to complain about any support animal on the plane
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poverty goat posted:as long as infants are allowed on airplanes nobody has any grounds to complain about pretty much any animal Ban infants as well imo
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Feb 8, 2018 15:19
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This makes me want an ESA Bobbit worm
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"I didn’t have any other options," says Belen Aldecosea, so she opted for a pretty awful one: She flushed her dwarf hamster down the toilet. The 21-year-old Florida woman says she was compelled to do so because of Spirit Airlines, which she says verified twice on the phone that she'd be able to bring Pebbles on her Nov. 21 flight from Baltimore to Fort Lauderdale. The Miami Herald reports that when she got to the airport, she says Spirit had changed its tune and wouldn't let the pet aboard. Aldecosea says she was stuck: Her nearest friends were hours away in Chambersburg, Penn., at Wilson College, a school she was leaving in order to have a painful but benign neck growth removed at home. The medical issue created a time crunch. She says a Spirit rep had a suggestion: flush Pebbles. And so Aldecosea says she spent 10 minutes crying in the stall where she did the deed. She says she's considering suing Spirit over losing Pebbles, who she says was classified as an emotional support animal.
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Feb 8, 2018 19:13
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The hamster provided her with the emotional support she needed to actualize as a murderer.
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Blue Train posted:The noble turkey has an intelligence quotient on par with a dolphin (the smartest avian) and, frankly, makes dogs look like the literal drooling retards they are I didn't know dolphins were so stupid cause turkeys are dumb as hell
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I just can’t believe that there was really no other option but to flush the hamster. That’s absurd!
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Blue Train posted:The medical issue created a time crunch. god drat that is stone cold lol
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mobby_6kl posted:Of course. I feed Rex well so he's strong and can Im glad at least one airline is calling bullshit on these fakers. Go BA!
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veiled boner fuel posted:It was probably 5 seats behind me so I never really saw what was going on, but I assume (hope) a seat had to be purchased for it. I've been starting to wonder if the explosion of emotional support animals on flights is a scam to get the seat next to you for free. stretch out a little bit, not have to deal with someone next to you. bring a little fat pot-bellied pig with you so you don't have to deal with a big fat pot-bellied person. 
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Klyith posted:I've been starting to wonder if the explosion of emotional support animals on flights is a scam to get the seat next to you for free. stretch out a little bit, not have to deal with someone next to you. And if the airlines won't let you on, you can always butcher the pig in the bathroom and have free bacon!
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Blue Train posted:"I didn’t have any other options," says Belen Aldecosea, so she opted for a pretty awful one: She flushed her dwarf hamster down the toilet. The 21-year-old Florida woman says she was compelled to do so because of Spirit Airlines, which she says verified twice on the phone that she'd be able to bring Pebbles on her Nov. 21 flight from Baltimore to Fort Lauderdale. The Miami Herald reports that when she got to the airport, she says Spirit had changed its tune and wouldn't let the pet aboard. Aldecosea says she was stuck: Her nearest friends were hours away in Chambersburg, Penn., at Wilson College, a school she was leaving in order to have a painful but benign neck growth removed at home. The medical issue created a time crunch. I have a hard time believing this account. My understanding is if the animal can fit in a carrier under the seat then it can fly. She murdered Pebbles of her own free will.
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:I have a hard time believing this account. My understanding is if the animal can fit in a carrier under the seat then it can fly. She murdered Pebbles of her own free will. Because she is dangerously, mentally ill. Bam. Good thing she didn't have an infant on the flight that started crying and embarrassing her.
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Feb 8, 2018 21:00
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This is what happens when government closes down all the insane asylums.
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Feb 8, 2018 21:02
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I don't give a poo poo tbh if people can bring annoying rear end screaming babies on planes there's not much worse anyone else can bring Like what the turkey is gonna gobble once in a while who cares
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:I have a hard time believing this account. My understanding is if the animal can fit in a carrier under the seat then it can fly. She murdered Pebbles of her own free will. nope, all pets in the cabin are totally up to the airline, with the exception of service animals. some planes don't let you take any pets in the cabin. I know southwest allows cats and dogs if they fit under the seat, but also only a limited number of animals per flight. and they add a surcharge. (I took transported my mom's very old cat by plane when she moved from NY to north carolina.) and in the case of emotional support animals, the official FAA guidelines say they can or even should require "current documentation (i.e., not more than one year old) on letterhead from a mental health professional" that they need a support hamster.
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Feb 8, 2018 21:21
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‘I rely on this animal for support so much I will murder it to avoid missing my flight/losing out on money’
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Klyith posted:nope, all pets in the cabin are totally up to the airline, with the exception of service animals. some planes don't let you take any pets in the cabin. I know southwest allows cats and dogs if they fit under the seat, but also only a limited number of animals per flight. and they add a surcharge. (I took transported my mom's very old cat by plane when she moved from NY to north carolina.) Still, how hard is it to carry a hamster on board? Once you get through the TSA security checkpoint, no one gives a gently caress about your bags. They only care if it's obviously too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin. As long as it's not obviously barking, meowing or squeaking I d on think they'd give it a second glance. I still think she had other options than flushing her hamster, but chose the easy and inflammatory way out.
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I couldn't fathom flushing a live, innocent animal down a toilet to catch a flight...much less an animal that's supposed to be 'medically important' to me. gently caress, that poor rodent
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Feb 8, 2018 22:00
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Press F to pay respects to Pebbles
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I hope she got dinged for animal cruelty, this is some serial killer poo poo.
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Feb 8, 2018 22:22
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I'd bring a little lizard on the plane. I like lizards and snakes a lot, they help me remain calm in the face of almost certain death.
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Feb 8, 2018 22:30
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Klyith posted:I've been starting to wonder if the explosion of emotional support animals on flights is a scam to get the seat next to you for free. stretch out a little bit, not have to deal with someone next to you. Most od the time, the ones with the animals are the pot bellied people
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Feb 8, 2018 22:35
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numberoneposter posted:i bring a little snake everywhere i go
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Cerebral Mayhem posted:Still, how hard is it to carry a hamster on board? Once you get through the TSA security checkpoint, no one gives a gently caress about your bags. They only care if it's obviously too big to fit under the seat or in the overhead bin. As long as it's not obviously barking, meowing or squeaking I d on think they'd give it a second glance. I still think she had other options than flushing her hamster, but chose the easy and inflammatory way out. She wants hush money
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:She wants hush money Bit late for that.
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Sinteres posted:Bit late for that. No, flush money. And why couldn't they sell her a little box? Let her put it in her purse? Have her get a poo poo purse from the overpriced giftshop? And finally, why didn't it screw up the plumbing & toilet?
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