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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Kaiser Mazoku posted:

what's the lore behind the rolling sheep

Wouldn’t ewe like to know

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Applewhite posted:

Then again...



There is an option to make ladies hella buff

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Max Facedata is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BomcpM8SCYs

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's actually a binary toggle

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I wanted to play as a fat lady with a greatsword but you cant make your guy fat so she's just swole now

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I just remembered how the weapon degradation in DS1 and 2 was inextricably tied to frame rate so when the 60fps versions got released weapons degraded twice as fast and it wasn’t patchable :allears:

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
They coulda just given the weapons double durability, never understood why that was so hard.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


neato burrito posted:

Have you played Breath of the Wild yet? Plenty of chilling and exploring in that one. It's good enough to buy a Switch just for that one game alone.

this, op

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I just remembered how the weapon degradation in DS1 and 2 was inextricably tied to frame rate so when the 60fps versions got released weapons degraded twice as fast and it wasn’t patchable :allears:

dark souls 2 extremely sucks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Doctor Dogballs posted:

dark souls 2 extremely sucks

Lol it’s also the only one I’ve actually beaten.

E: I’ve beaten Bloodborne too but not the real ending.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol it’s also the only one I’ve actually beaten.

this is a terrible thing to admit

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol it’s also the only one I’ve actually beaten.

E: I’ve beaten Bloodborne too but not the real ending.

if you aren't a slug you don't count as a real gamer

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Also all souls games have a pause button just go hit "Quit" and it'll save your progress.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i can feel someone responding sincerely rn

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/c6MW-qdNoYA

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The story is really overbusy in this game and told real badly, and also features powerful GRRM energy so I sided with the people who want to blow it up.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'd rather be playing Wingspan, an award winning card game about birds :smugbird:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
you can offer to help other people fight their boss in this game, which is cool and good, but because having 1 or more human cooperators trivializes a great deal of the challenge, the boss gets more health when you summon a cooperator

joining as a coop dude is free, you can do it as often as you like. when you go back to your world you're right where you left off, nothing lost if you died

if you do die, the boss keeps its ~double sized health bar





there's no rule against practicing against bosses this way, even while getting a pretty good buzz on

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
you might die instantaneously, but it's not your problem anymore

its in the past now

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

naem posted:

try fingers, but hole

heh heh

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
furled fingat

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
thinking about playing Illusion of Gaia for the first time :thunk:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Elden ring is good but I think I prefer Sekiro. Combat was more fun.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Elden Ring sets unrealistic relationship standards that if you beat up her mom and give her a nice ring while she sits on a bloody throne made of a dead emissary of god, a girl will agree to marry you.

On the other, other, other hand she doesn't care what you look like only that you're loyal to her.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The Protagonist posted:

you might die instantaneously, but it's not your problem anymore

its in the past now

*respawns, places summon sign in a slightly different spot*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

Elden ring is good but I think I prefer Sekiro. Combat was more fun.

I really enjoyed the combat mechanics and was hoping that would be the soulslike standard going forward. It breaks up the monotony of dodge rolling and makes every battle an exciting contest of reflexes and stamina.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When you hit the timing just right and see that red spot *chef's kiss*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I feel like Elden Ring punishes you for relying on just rolling or just blocking. Side rolling especially. The back step seems to be the most reliable way of not getting hit.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I feel like Elden Ring punishes you for relying on just rolling or just blocking. Side rolling especially. The back step seems to be the most reliable way of not getting hit.

i find jumping more effective than the back step dont forget you have a jump button now!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
also the shield-counter is sekiro stuff

you can just crouch under a silly amount of attacks too

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Protagonist posted:

also the shield-counter is sekiro stuff

you can just crouch under a silly amount of attacks too

The “get off horse” button being mapped to L3 is my only real gripe with the game. I tend to panic press in on the stick accidentally a lot leading to some oh poo poo moments as I flail through the item switcher to resummon Torrent.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Mounting and dismounting has tons of iframes so there's that at least... I wouldn't know about the rest I use m+kb :smuggo:

naem
May 29, 2011

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:barf:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Try holding with both hands :unsmith:

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






I took the hug but lol if you just walk around with her hug herpes the rest of the game

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

sure okay posted:

I took the hug but lol if you just walk around with her hug herpes the rest of the game

If you keep the debuff the entire game and beat the story she shows up in a special cutscene and basically becomes your waifu.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
gross

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
eschew compassion, return to fingat

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The hug gives a debuff? poo poo

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