[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

"I will continue to update the book of c-spam until the next election"

*finger on monkey paw curls, twoday is forced to write the book for the rest of his life*

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:44

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:07

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

twoday posted:

"I will continue to update the book of c-spam until the next election"

*finger on monkey paw curls, twoday is forced to write the book for the rest of his life*

lol you're gonna be the wandering cspammer, roaming the wastelands for three thousand years

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:46

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

mlmp08 posted:

https://twitter.com/operatormaid/status/1245156355754901507?s=21

I�m the penultimate nuclear strike that barely succeeds in rebounding down to conventional war before the conflict then hits nuclear escape velocity.

twoday has issued a correction as of 04:19 on Apr 6, 2020

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:08

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

twoday posted:

lol

# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:09

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Just realized that there was a second even more insane version of this and tried to cram in all of that stuff too:

https://twitter.com/OperatorMaid/status/1245154580054319105?s=19

twoday has issued a correction as of 05:07 on Apr 6, 2020

# ? Apr 6, 2020 05:04

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

fighting war the warfighter way

# ? Apr 6, 2020 05:09

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

you may dislike Bush but at least repelling the armies of Gog and Magog was a warfighting escalation philosophy you could wrap your head around

# ? Apr 6, 2020 05:19

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday has issued a correction as of 23:16 on Apr 9, 2020

# ? Apr 9, 2020 23:08

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

twoday posted:

I mean, I would expect Japanese folk to have one of the highest % of bidet users, but if it works, it works

# ? Apr 10, 2020 20:59

Ansar Santa: Jul 12, 2012

a future dark age scholar after finding the book of c-spam:

i hath conſultede an ancient tome, that i might gleam wiſdom from the ſages of auld, and in the undertaking i hath learned that thiſ plague, which hath tormenede our folk and vex'd our moſt learnt ſcholarſ, can be preventede by the regular imbibing of the ſmoke generatede from the burning of the hempe flower

Ansar Santa has issued a correction as of 02:32 on Apr 14, 2020

# ? Apr 14, 2020 02:27

Ayin: Jan 6, 2010; Have a great day.

I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Also,

facetoucher cat posted:

Anyone who knows symbolism want to interpret the asphalt fix as seen from my new balcony? Because with the plague, locusts, soon falling of the United States of America, I'm just a little wary

# ? Apr 15, 2020 00:01

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:29

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Holy poo poo, I was too slow

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:57

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:15

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

got to 'that's pretty powerful', dead from the lmao

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:19

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

this book practically writes itself

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:42

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

the presdient is beautiful. twoday you are beautiful. the entire world is beauty. beauty and sorrow. and lies. and jagged knives. and 20 million tons of crude oil. and a fire.

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:45

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

you too, friend

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:50

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

lmao

# ? Apr 24, 2020 03:52

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

twoday posted:

Ha
Fast!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 05:06

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Two-day you should have a page where in blood red ink is just "WHERE THE gently caress IS MY MONEY"

# ? Apr 24, 2020 05:08

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SardonicTyrant posted:

Two-day you should have a page where in blood red ink is just "WHERE THE gently caress IS MY MONEY"

# ? Apr 24, 2020 05:44

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

lmao

# ? Apr 24, 2020 05:47

Orange DeviI: Nov 9, 2011; by Hand Knit

twoday posted:

lmao

this didn�t age well

# ? Apr 24, 2020 05:53

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:

A knockout!

"Does a number on the lungs" is such a great phrase, it's true of covid-19 and chlorine

# ? Apr 24, 2020 17:58

DMCrimson: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

# ? Apr 24, 2020 17:59

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

twoday posted:

LMAO

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:26

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

twoday posted:

# ? Apr 24, 2020 19:39

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

twoday posted:

# ? Apr 25, 2020 09:40

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

twoday posted:

lol

# ? Apr 25, 2020 11:51

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Twoday when do you think the book will be finished? I'd love to give this to a friend for a wedding gift.

# ? Apr 26, 2020 03:08

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Well it's running out of pages already but my plan was to keep it going till the election on loose paper if I have to. That seems like a natural point

# ? Apr 26, 2020 09:41

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

When the book gets finished it should be copied and buried into a time capsule to help to explain to future generations what happen in Trump's America.

# ? Apr 26, 2020 15:03

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

time for a spine extension

# ? Apr 26, 2020 15:06

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

The CSPAM version of a Canticle for Leibowitz

# ? Apr 26, 2020 15:14

blacksocks: Feb 20, 2007

I feel like the lead up to the election, and the meltdowns immediately after, will have a slightly different flavor.... Maybe two volumes then?

# ? Apr 26, 2020 16:51

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

The Book of CSPAM: Revelations?

# ? Apr 26, 2020 16:52

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

eh, time to expand the horizons

go for a full testament

# ? Apr 26, 2020 16:53

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

I'm worried that i'll forget some of the references as time goes on. Like right know I get that the trump signature with the big straight line is the unemployment spike, but like 10 years from now when i find the copy of the book again, and start going through it maybe i wont remember. on the one hand i could see a codex or joke explainer might ruining the fun a bit, but maybe it'd be good. idk

# ? Apr 26, 2020 19:28

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:07

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

as a codex it should be mysterious, scholars of the future will devote countless hours to trying to understand the references, I ain't gonna make it easy for them

# ? Apr 26, 2020 19:37

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