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Volcott posted:Nice try Peter molyneux. I would die laughing if he was part of this.
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Elderbean posted:Another terrible looking RPG that's probably 100% 3D clipart. You are making a big RPG, how the gently caress do you write this copy and not think "huh hold on this is a lovely loving plot and also it looks like it was written by a markov generator trained on cliches" quote:Damien Clive, the master Exzore has been betrayed by one of his own men, Devon Allmand. He gets stabbed twice by Devon himself in an ambush. He fails to save his king; to fulfil his primary duty as an Exzore Commander. Upon recovery, he emerges from the death bed and sets off on an adventure to reclaim his honour. He aims to take revenge on Devon and to retake the lost kingdom to hand it over to the rightful King. This is not a simple feat and Damien cannot do this alone! He has to find and regroup the banished Exzores and also get support from factions. During his adventure, he also uncovers the secrets of his ancestors to become a "Legendary Exzore". That's our hero, ladies and gentlemen, and yes, he's a white dark-haired 30-something broody dad.
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quote:Smart Characters and Enemies – Every character in the game has his/her own mind and will develop through the game. Everyone, right from common town folk to your greatest enemies will get smarter and stronger as you level up too.
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Risks/obstacles: after creating hard AI in every NPC in the game, we can't stop them from committing suicide after 21ms when they realize the nature of their existence. Except for one NPC who just stares at the camera no matter what we do.
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I like how the best praise they could get from reviewers was "It kind of reminds me of The Witcher" and "it's basically a game."
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like it's good to see an effort towards tight focus in exactly one facet of it, but still funny that it's all pie-in-the-sky living, breathing world however when it comes to combat mechanics: "You can use a sword or a hammer."
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""The large world of Eogaan* allures to be explored. *actually a tiny island with 3 villages
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BattleMaster posted:""The large world of Eogaan* allures to be explored. The writing of Eogaan allures to be ignored.
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Don't Ask posted:Now on Kickstarter: A portable blinding cube! Blind your kids at home, blind your co-workers at the office! All your blinding needs in a portable, easy to carry cube form! Turns out this isn't just the worst possible idea, it's also likely illegal.
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BattleMaster posted:""The large world of Eogaan* allures to be explored. 
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Honest question: who thinks Zybourne Clock would have been a kickstarter if it'd happened this year?
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If it even got past the planning phase, probably.
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Like that ever stopped anyone before.
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Exzore legit looks like a generic rpg parody you'd see copies of in a real game. Like Chuck Greene would be biffing copies of it at zombies or something.
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Generic? You think their innovative design of non-magical devices identical in function to other games' magical artifacts is generic? Their faction system that probably came from GTA 2? Their watered down take on the crafting from Vagrant Story? Their unique telling of every single revenge/redemption story ever?
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8one6 posted:Turns out this isn't just the worst possible idea, it's also likely illegal.
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It just occurred to me that we live in a world where a well connected gang could hypothetically build laser weapons to blind and burn and while this is a terrifying idea it's also rad as hell. 
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super sweet best pal posted:It just occurred to me that we live in a world where a well connected gang could hypothetically build laser weapons to blind and burn and while this is a terrifying idea it's also rad as hell. Don't they mostly prefer shooting and stabbing? I don't see any way that lasers are an upgrade.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Don't they mostly prefer shooting and stabbing? I don't see any way that lasers are an upgrade. Stabbing takes so much effort, it's way easier and less stressful to just blind someone on the other side of the neighbourhood while you chill on your front porch. You can even grab a snack from the corner store as you make your way across town to rob your victim.
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super sweet best pal posted:It just occurred to me that we live in a world where a well connected gang could hypothetically build laser weapons to blind and burn and while this is a terrifying idea it's also rad as hell. Worse than that, you live in a world where it's pretty trivial to build an automatic blinding weapon that a sufficiently malicious individual or group could set up and just leave somewhere to do its thing. It's not rad at all.
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Just ask airplane pilots what they think of green lasers.
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gschmidl posted:Just ask airplane pilots what they think of green lasers.  Sage wisdom.
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Hey y'all this is BeastUK and today we're doing the Cubiio Challenge
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I'd more expect those crazy Ukrainian guys with the microwave.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:
The sky is grey inside a jail cell.
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:you're referring to A2DP and you can only make a single connection at a time. Did you actually test it out or are you only basing on what you saw on your phone? My iPhone will do this too. It doesn't mean it actually works Late response, sorry - I've got the LG V20, which ostensibly supports A2DP. I'll have to test for sure once I get the thing fixed (tragic drowning accident involving a dish pit).
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One of my coworkers was hawking his dumb kickstarter at work the other day. It's a $45 "travel" shirt made out of eucalyptus.
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Henker posted:One of my coworkers was hawking his dumb kickstarter at work the other day. It's a $45 "travel" shirt made out of eucalyptus. quote:Adam, our founder, even spent five days in a row wearing the Atlas Tee and working up an intense sweat with hour long HIIT and plyometric training sessions, tossing it over the back of a chair to dry then putting it back on and getting anyone willing to give it a whiff the chance to pass the smell test--the response we got the most...“it smells like a t-shirt”, which is a win in our book. Can't imagine why someone might think a goon would be interested in a t-shirt that can be worn 5 days in a row without starting to stink.
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Isn't this a thing that already exists for less money? I have a bunch of t-shirts and underpants that you can wash in the hostel sink and let dry overnight from my days as a cheap traveling young, and I doubt I paid the equivalent of $45 for them at the time.
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This one doesn't need to be washed!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzLoXjFT34 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k Go Smalt yourself.
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On the upside it looks like it's failing, so that's one less piece of pointless garbage in the world.
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They really missed the boat by not marketing it as a cocaine dispenser. Especially with the built-in boombox and light show, it's a party in a can!
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Hey guys check out this cool fan goal.quote:2000 followers on our Twitter account and 250 Retweets on Kickstarter launch: We will reveal the Arch enemy of Damien. Somfin posted:
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzLoXjFT34 A few months back they had a standalone site up with a blog that was just vague home decoration advice on it.
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The repeating piano loop was grating enough to distract me from the smalt itself.
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Did you pay $300 for the promise of a set of earbuds to be delivered at some point in the future? You dumbass. http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/08/26/crowdfunding-disaster-silicon-valley-startup-takes-customers-money-shuts-down/ quote:Music played through the earphones was supposed to change in pace and volume as the user’s heart raced during a workout. Why would you want that to happen?
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Phanatic posted:Why would you want that to happen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjxr952u6kU
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I don't know why you'd go to the trouble of putting that kind of detailed biofeedback tech into earbuds considering that anybody that serious about fitness and gadgets would probably already have a FitBit that could provide the heart rate info to the app that controls your music. You could even fake it pretty well just off of GPS and accelerometer..
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