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China is sending troops to its first overseas military base in Djibouti. Honestly it's hard for me to imagine this is their first in the world. US, Japan and France already have bases there. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-djibouti-idUSKBN19X049
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Forgot the part where you politely try and tell your Chinese boss that you would prefer separate rooms when banging your KTV girls.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:03 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:Chapter 1 : HALLLLLLLLLLO Lol
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:06 |
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nickmeister posted:Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. None of that bullshit about Chinese culture, Tang Dynasty poets or chengyus lol I'll write this and post it for 300 bucks The Great Autismo! fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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Blistex posted:Forgot the part where you politely try and tell your Chinese boss that you would prefer separate rooms when banging your KTV girls. excuse me, don't you know Asian cultures are all about sharing and the community?! brb got run over by ching-chong going way too breezy
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:15 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:I'll write this and post it for 300 bucks starting a kickstarter Fleta Mcgurn posted:brb got run over by ching-chong going way too breezy nice casual racism
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:16 |
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Tryin' to get a hand breezy!
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:13 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Tryin' to get a hand breezy! Easiest way to get your hand breezy is to stick it out a car window while driving.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:18 |
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ppl in this thread missin a reference nigga wanna hand breezy
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:37 |
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sorry i mean nig-nog tryna get a hand breezy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3TjRxntQk
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 17:41 |
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Haier, you referenced paranormal podcasts and crystals and such, are you a believer in these things and what do the Chinese think of these beliefs?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:32 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:I'll write this and post it for 300 bucks deal
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:44 |
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Is somethingawful on the banned list? I would hate to lose china goons when the vpn ban takes effect.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:46 |
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I believe the forums are already effectively banned as a result of them using CloudFlare.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 18:54 |
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Haier posted:Cat is China, Dog is foreigners doing business in China. http://i.imgur.com/NQn4z1T.gifv The door is China style business in that its totally hosed up and you leave in a hurry
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 20:15 |
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Sten Freak posted:China is sending troops to its first overseas military base in Djibouti. Honestly it's hard for me to imagine this is their first in the world. US, Japan and France already have bases there. keep in mind that djibouti is an overseas base whore; basically anyone who wants a base can get one there because that's basically the entirety of its national economy japan has a base there
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 22:27 |
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Home repair with Chinese characteristics https://twitter.com/owenschurchill/status/885089664708870144
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:45 |
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What about the food in China? There's a Chinese grocery store here where they have strange fruit like spiky things in huge green grapes.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 23:46 |
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canpakes posted:What about the food in China? There's a Chinese grocery store here where they have strange fruit like spiky things in huge green grapes. The food is v exotic. There's even stuff you probably didnt even know existed like duck chins.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:16 |
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nickmeister posted:No, not real life situations. Like I said, that would just be, "Where are you from? What do you think of China? Can you use chopsticks?" For forty chapters. Also, no more tea houses and 北京烤鴨. GoutPatrol posted:Okay, since I know there is a lot of misinformation about how to get an APRC on the internet (partially because they keep changing what they want) I just want to write a big post about it and what I just did to finish my paperwork. If everything is correct you can get all the paperwork and hand it in just 1 morning/afternoon.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:56 |
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That doesn't really seem like that much, at least after living in Taiwan for 5 years.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:06 |
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"Chicken Paws"
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:15 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Is somethingawful on the banned list? I would hate to lose china goons when the vpn ban takes effect. the VPNs will be fine they've said they are cracking down on them for years and nothing ever changes
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:22 |
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someone really needs to have a rest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfB1rjxtOo4
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:07 |
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That reminds me, I've started using "Why don't you have a rest" at work and it makes people mad as gently caress. Thanks thread.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:10 |
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big time bisexual posted:someone really needs to have a rest why did she not bash the tv
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:19 |
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big time bisexual posted:someone really needs to have a rest What happened no more iPhone 7S at the store?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:21 |
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Haier posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS: And with an inexplicable lack of hair, things start to fall apart
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:33 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:brb got run over by ching-chong going way too breezy
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big time bisexual posted:someone really needs to have a rest My favourite part is when they tell her, "we bought the AC unit, you break it we're calling the cops", like everything up to that point was totally acceptable.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:29 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:don't blame me, I'm doing my absolute best to poo poo up the d&d thread If you can out-poo poo the unironic D&D posters, I'll be impressed. Not before.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:03 |
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Blistex posted:My favourite part is when they tell her, "we bought the AC unit, you break it we're calling the cops", like everything up to that point was totally acceptable. Do they ever mention why she's doing all this, and why everyone, woman included, is so calm and collected about it? If I was filming a person going on a slow motion rampage with a cleaver like that, I either wouldn't stay this close to them, to the point of walking right up to them, or I would try to take the cleaver away when they set it down on the bed to tear that cover with both hands.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Do they ever mention why she's doing all this, and why everyone, woman included, is so calm and collected about it? If I was filming a person going on a slow motion rampage with a cleaver like that, I either wouldn't stay this close to them, to the point of walking right up to them, or I would try to take the cleaver away when they set it down on the bed to tear that cover with both hands. I'd turn it around so it was more effective. the fact that it's not how you know this is just a face tantrum, or "facetrum" like that crazy dude in the video the other day, choppin at people - you can bet he was using the sharp side
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 07:43 |
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Are you talking about the dude with the ax that was posted a while back, attacking women on a bicycle and then the old lady that tried to intervene? He was using the blunt side of the ax, for some reason, but it was still brutal. Anyway, back to this video. Sorry I was unclear, I understand she may be throwing some sort of very calm temper tantrum. But she is armed with what looks like a pretty dangerous meat cleaver. I value my life much more than my property and, in this situation, if I was to film her I would do so from afar. It goes double if it's not even my property she's destroying, she doesn't look very mentally stable and there's nothing to gain by existing within range of her. Yet the person filming clearly does not think this way. It appears that they are not afraid of the woman. They cross paths with her at some point in the video, but they make no attempt to stop her in any way. That's what I don't get. If you think she's a danger, steer clear, but if you think she's harmless, why not stop her?
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Are you talking about the dude with the ax that was posted a while back, attacking women on a bicycle and then the old lady that tried to intervene? He was using the blunt side of the ax, for some reason, but it was still brutal. That's what I was thinking of, must have misremembered it HerStuddMuffin posted:I value my life much more than my property pfff, look who doesn't have cool stuff
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hakimashou posted:There's even stuff you probably didnt even know existed like duck chins. Stick it on my bill thanks
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The Great Autismo! posted:the VPNs will be fine they've said they are cracking down on them for years and nothing ever changes yeah. Actually blocking VPNs would cause a huge shitshow with every business here that does anything outside of China, plus to actually make VPNs not work would cripple the Chinese internet way beyond the level it already is. The likely outcome is a combination of A) nothing and B) VPNs giving China backdoor access in exchange for being left alone, which I'm sure already happens. That's bad for dissidents and stuff but for those of us with foreign passports just using a VPN to shitpost on the internet and watch cat videos on Youtube they don't care. Cracking down on Chinese citizens with VPNs would be more likely, that does concern the government.
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Grand Fromage posted:yeah. Actually blocking VPNs would cause a huge shitshow with every business here that does anything outside of China, plus to actually make VPNs not work would cripple the Chinese internet way beyond the level it already is. This is the same bunch of jokers that have repeatedly blocked github & then DDOS'd it as a demonstration, so the world could witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational great cannon.
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Mad Hamish posted:Haier, you referenced paranormal podcasts and crystals and such, are you a believer in these things and what do the Chinese think of these beliefs? My biggest gripe is how Christian Americans try to tie every single thing and event back to Biblical this and that. I know some people enjoy listening the callers on these shows, but that's always when I turn them off because the first call is just going to be "The Bible said..." I also completely avoid anything with Zecharia Sitchin's bullshit translations and annunaki business. I used to be keen on crystals, but one geology class straightened that up for me. I hate the smell of sage (hippie armpits during summer). Most Chinese people are scared of ghosts, whether they want to fully admit it or not. I heard Taiwan is really paranoid about that. I have mentioned UFOs and other things to people here, but they are clueless. This kind of stuff (outside of the topic of ghosts) has never really reached the general population in the way it did in the Americas and Europe when they had their decades of sightings and guys saying they were part of some military experiments and stuff. Chinese exposure came from Western movies and things, so like religion they are always in that "I don't know, I never thought about it" mode. Mameluke posted:I believe the forums are already effectively banned as a result of them using CloudFlare. HerStuddMuffin posted:If you think she's a danger, steer clear, but if you think she's harmless, why not stop her?
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Haier posted:I have mentioned UFOs and other things to people here, but they are clueless. This kind of stuff (outside of the topic of ghosts) has never really reached the general population in the way it did in the Americas and Europe when they had their decades of sightings and guys saying they were part of some military experiments and stuff. Think about it, mainlanders know - why should UFOs land in china?
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