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motherfucker now i cant get past the part in wall street kid where you need to buy your wife a diamond tiara. gently caress this game is hard
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cumshitter posted:C'mon man, give me a break. I was adjusting to my first day on the job. Like they literally had ash trays in the men's room stalls in case you needed to smoke and poo poo. I was not prepared for the old man power levels I met, and on top of that I was meeting them on their home turf. That is fair, with the ashtray right next to the customary business hole it can be hard to a focus. That being said while MUFF took a pounding they really tightened their game.
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:That is fair, with the ashtray right next to the customary business hole it can be hard to a focus. like apparently a lady who was the girl in charge of stock trades spent every afternoon for a decade before she retired passed out on the couch in the wonen's restroom. every day, getting paid for it the mens room never had a couch. we couldnt even dream of a couch. our need to compete precluded the existence of a couch. even in this moment i would kill and murder and crack skulls open just so i could telll peoiple how much they should love the couch cumshitter has issued a correction as of 13:07 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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BabeLincoln420 12h My stepfather (60) with a compromised immune system is going back to work amid the virus currently. He’s a hardcore MAGA person and thinks this is all just a hoax and nonsense quote:As said above my stepfather is a diabetic with a compromised immune system who is going back to work Monday. He thinks the virus is a bunch of BS and doesn’t expect to get it, even after the local government predicts 75% of my local population to get it. Me and my mother are preparing for quarantine as she could very easily get the virus. How do we convince him this is more serious than he actually thinks it is ??? (Note: he only believes in what Fox News/trump says and that’s it)  The profile seems like a real person too. Dehumanize yourself and face to respiratory failure. Butter Activities has issued a correction as of 13:15 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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Mar 22, 2020 13:13
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the US government built me up and tore me down and turned me into an interior designer who kills without a moment's hesitation., these are your tax dollars at work *kisses biceps*
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:BabeLincoln420 12h At this point its hard to completely blame Trump/FN for this sort of behavior, because they've totally changed their tune on the seriousness of the virus. Folks like these aren't zombies that believe whatever Trump tells them, its more like Trumps initial reaction on an issue just crystalizes in their mind forever? I dont get it, its not pure slavish authoritarianism, they just never update their position, even if their Strong Daddy tells them to.
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People are devoted to Trump in large part because they already agree with what he says when he's riffing off the cuff ("he tells it like it is") vs. reading low-energy prepared speeches. They ignore the latter because it doesn't fit their worldview.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:its hard to completely blame Trump/FN for this sort of behavior 
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One More Fat Nerd posted:At this point its hard to completely blame Trump/FN for this sort of behavior, because they've totally changed their tune on the seriousness of the virus. Folks like these aren't zombies that believe whatever Trump tells them, its more like Trumps initial reaction on an issue just crystalizes in their mind forever? I dont get it, its not pure slavish authoritarianism, they just never update their position, even if their Strong Daddy tells them to. These sorts will process the change in tone as "Poor Trump/Fox are being forced to say this by the globalists! See? Watch the blinking! That's Morris code for "don't listen!""
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ChipNDip posted:They ignore the latter because it doesn't fit their worldview. Grape posted:These sorts will process the change in tone as "Poor Trump/Fox are being forced to say this by the globalists! See? Watch the blinking! That's Morris code for "don't listen!"" yeah, they listen when he says what they already agree with, and when he says something to the contrary they've been taught hundreds of different ways to justify / dismiss / ignore what's being said. "oh he has to say XYZ because otherwise he'd get in trouble with the PC police and they'd send him to jail" *conveniently ignores all of the racist/sexist/etc. poo poo he says every hour, on the hour with no repercussion"
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Trump's whole deal during the campaign was saying tons of contradictory stuff so people could basically read whatever they want into him.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:At this point its hard to completely blame Trump/FN for this sort of behavior, because they've totally changed their tune on the seriousness of the virus. Folks like these aren't zombies that believe whatever Trump tells them, its more like Trumps initial reaction on an issue just crystalizes in their mind forever? I dont get it, its not pure slavish authoritarianism, they just never update their position, even if their Strong Daddy tells them to. Trump and Fox News always got their influence from telling boomers what they wanted to hear, because they won't listen to anything else. Actively trying to make the virus worse out of idiot spite towards Big Scientist trying to to tell them what to do isn't some rightwing conspiracy, it's the basic mean old piece of poo poo instinct innate to the population that the rightwing simply harnesses to political ends.
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boostraps, Rand. Bootstraps.
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as a wealthy white man, i thought nothing trump could do would affect me
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He's missing part of a lung too btw, lmao
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Epic High Five posted:He's missing part of a lung too btw, lmao Is that a result of his neighbour tackling him in a dispute over grass clippings?
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lmao hopefully this fucker gets the roni
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Epic High Five posted:He's missing part of a lung too btw, lmao I hope Rand Paul dies.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I hope Rand Paul dies. So does the neighbor who bodyslammed him... Is that you?
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I hope Rand Paul dies. He's asymptomatic. He'll probably use that to claim it's no big deal and delay even more help.
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mellifluous posted:Is that a result of his neighbour tackling him in a dispute over grass clippings? Yep! He flew to Canada to have the operation performed there under their socialized healthcare system
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Zeroisanumber posted:Who the gently caress was dumb enough to think that Trump would ever be anything more dignified than a carnival barker? My dad unironically gave me the "Don't worry, he'll mature out of respect for the office" lecture when I visited him in Christmas of 2016 lol Trazz has issued a correction as of 05:49 on Mar 23, 2020 |
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I get baffled too when motherfuckers in a position of responsibility spout ridiculous horseshit like this, but maybe giving it such a calm and gentle "...okay, but-" response is part of the problem. "it's the fastest growing news network-" you know what? You have the critical thinking skills of a dog, leave your things by the door and go home, maybe we can find a parking lot you won't gently caress up sweeping, you colossal smoothbrain.
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davidspackage posted:I get baffled too when motherfuckers in a position of responsibility spout ridiculous horseshit like this, but maybe giving it such a calm and gentle "...okay, but-" response is part of the problem. excuse me, that so-called "smoothbrain" is a duly elected official of some swampland in southern florida
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lol go and google "chloroquine fish tank" top three results are the new york post, fox news, and daily mail all but telling their idiot audiences to stock up on fish tank cleaner to fight the corvids 
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Dustcat posted:lol go and google "chloroquine fish tank" Crows never forget
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I'm all in on boomer death by fish tank
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One comforting thing about living in hell is that Trump voters are right here with us.
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Elephant Ambush posted:One comforting thing about living in hell is that Trump voters are right here with us.
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Casimir Radon posted:Yeah, but they're enjoying it. I want them to be miserable. No I mean the ones dying and in the hospital. They are not enjoying it
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Elephant Ambush posted:One comforting thing about living in hell is that Trump voters are right here with us. shouldn't be news that Hell has demons
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Elephant Ambush posted:No I mean the ones dying and in the hospital. They are not enjoying it I'M A HOSPICE NURSE. I SNEAK INTO THE ROOMS OF MAGA PATIENTS AND TELL THEM THAT DONNIE GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN A JAR OF HONEY AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. THEN I LAUGH AT THEM WHILE THE LIGHT LEAVES THEIR EYES.
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There's a very good chance these two geniuses don't even have the drat virus.
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Powered Descent posted:There's a very good chance these two geniuses don't even have the drat virus. One of 'em definitely doesn't
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