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From the "poo poo You Just Figured Out" thread, aka The Temple of False Etymology:ToxicSlurpee posted:Morrowind is a unique, insane gem in gaming history. It definitely shows its age but the game had things like insane, ancient wizards living in weird mushroom towers, a city built in and around the shell of an ancient, gargantuan crab, and "dwarves" that weren't really dwarves or even that small. They were rather normal elves that a race of giants started calling "dwarves" and it stuck. They were insanely advanced and left behind artifacts that people are still trying to figure out. Nobody can replicate their weapons or armor so it's valuable partly as a curiosity and partly because it's stupidly good. Ferrule posted:I just figured out you have never been laid. Edgar Allen Ho posted:Theres mods for that Jerry Cotton posted:Not once you're past a certain age.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 10:57 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Jesus the former director of the FBI has fully embraced the sad staged photos of the mid 2000s. Someone take away his burned Dashboard Confessional CD-R.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 15:38 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:OP slips face first into the urinal and accidentally pulls the flusher on his way down, washing his entire face in piss. Blindly grasping around for something to dry his face, he grabs what he thinks is a paper towel, but is in fact the hairy dong of a big burly lumberjack-type Character. OP wipes his face off on the irate guy’s dick before slowly looking up in horror.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 17:31 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Every panel he gains a baguette Stoatbringer posted:That's to show the pain increasing.
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 20:43 |
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By popular demand posted:hippos are intensely territorial and waaaaay faster than most tourists expect. Aramoro posted:I think people tend to be surprised how slow people are, Hippos can run at 30km/h for short bursts. M_Sinistrari posted:Hippos are also very determined and grudge holding. I remember reading some years back that some guy ticked off a hippo and it tracked him down for miles to get even. Milo and POTUS posted:I read this as hippies at first Proteus Jones posted:Don't let those flowers and scent of patchouli fool you, an enraged hippie will stalk and kill like a terminator. By popular demand posted:Well the Manson family was a thing. Alternate ending: Captain Hygiene posted:He slept with my wife, also calling me that is very hurtful
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# ? Apr 19, 2019 20:46 |
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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:Seems counterproductive to include a pussy in that thing. Al! posted:ha ha, good one punchy
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:24 |
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I'm way behind I'm the r/relationships thread but this little exchange of classic goonlore made me smile.PHIZ KALIFA posted:And the strapon was Frankenstein? And the divorce is Frankenstein's Monster? CannonFodder posted:Only if the strapon is purple. Beachcomber posted:Frankiestein
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:57 |
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Shai-Hulud posted:I think someone on this forum once did the math and figured out that those tits would have to move a hypersonic speed to do that. Platystemon posted:The bullet is moving easily half the speed of sound, so if the tits are moving at least twice as fast as the bullet (they are), they’re breaking the sound barrier. Kennel posted:Bra was invented to prevent constant constant sonic booms when jumping on a trampoline. Karate Bastard posted:I awoke to the thundrous clapping of tits in the street. chitoryu12 posted:"I'm trying to kill these zombies, but my chest is dummy thicc and the sound of my tits clapping is alerting them!" darthbob88 posted:I'd guess that's more like Mach 2.5-3.5, going off usual muzzle velocities for .223-.308 caliber cartridges, so those tits are flopping around at Mach 5-7. Although I think that's the wrong way to think about it; they're oscillating 1 complete cycle in the time it takes that bullet to cross her chest, so they're vibrating in the low kilohertz range. She should be emitting a piercing whine, possibly two given that this can't be pleasant. The Lone Badger posted:That'd make a pretty effective weapon. Anything coming into contact would be pulverised instantly. Methylethylaldehyde posted:3-5 pounds of anime tit-meat striking something at ~5k ft/sec would indeed pulverize anything smaller than an Abrams. The shrieking 8Khz tone vaguely reminiscent of tinnitus would be loud enough to cause permanent hearing loss at a truly alarming distance, to say nothing of the constant, oscillating sonic booms they would produce. Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear! solarNativity posted:Now I know exactly how I want to die.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 21:29 |
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Does anyone have the old forums quote about Slavos Zizek dressed up as a dog mauling two people in an elevator shaft?
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 21:31 |
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dialhforhero posted:I tried this as a kid after watching Mary Poppins.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 22:07 |
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Keru posted:Does anyone have the old forums quote about Slavos Zizek dressed up as a dog mauling two people in an elevator shaft? quote:Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 02:51 |
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I feel about Zizek as Obama felt about Geodude
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 05:35 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I feel about Zizek as Obama felt about Geodude
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 06:01 |
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Coincidentally (or not) about Zizek, and it's not even from here, but it is a celebration of the English language
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 08:08 |
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Phy posted:Coincidentally (or not) about Zizek, and it's not even from here, but it is a celebration of the English language Some good replies, lol. https://twitter.com/negaversace/status/969724762623758336 Yes, that does explain a few things.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 15:39 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:In the US do you not usually sit in the front? In Costa Rica they ask you to sit in the front, because Uber is technically illegal here. So it looks more like two regular friends in a car, and less likely to get harassed by the official legal taxis. MarcusSA posted:Hey I was just there! They never once asked us to do that? Did something change recently? ante posted:I wouldn't want you sitting in the front with me, either, laws be damned
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:45 |
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gender illusionist posted:Red One goes faster
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 19:50 |
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Nessus posted:What do you say to greet a wheat-based protein talking about the hard truths regarding IQ and human biodiversity on a cruise full of trafficked Ukrainian hookers?
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 20:03 |
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Someone's going to have to unpack this for me.
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 21:43 |
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drat this is the best post I've ever seen from the best SA poster:
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:06 |
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Outrail posted:Someone's going to have to unpack this for me. Seitsn is a wheat-based meat substitute Heil is what nazis say The trafficked human cruise thing?I have no insight into
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# ? Apr 21, 2019 23:13 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Seitsn is a wheat-based meat substitute I think maybe this as well: https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/ An insightful story about a woman spending time on a bitcoin-themed cruise ship. It also includes such excerpts as: quote:By midnight on day three, the booze-infused insecurity is dialed up to 11. There is a pirate-themed ‘Russian dance party’ on deck. A hallucinogenic light show pulses over the black Mediterranean all around us, to the frantic heartbeat of music that sounds like a robot toddler having a tantrum in a trash bin. Models waft around listening to shouted explanations of Ethereum; investors spasm vaguely across the deck and neck drinks that were as free as they were, meaning that someone else had paid. Let us never speak of this dance party again. It is a very good read
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 00:41 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:drat this is the best post I've ever seen from the best SA poster: Really envious of that guy right now.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 00:50 |
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EorayMel posted:I think maybe this as well: https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/ Holy poo poo yes it is, thank you much
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 00:54 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:drat this is the best post I've ever seen from the best SA poster: you son of a bitch how dare you make me cry
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:55 |
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Not bothering to fix the background color on that to match the even/odd numbered post CSS
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 03:14 |
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From QCS:EorayMel posted:While jumping from forum to forum via the bottom menu, there is this: klafbang posted:You mean you don't get this?
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 05:23 |
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For the record, the forum has this AIDS tag.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 05:54 |
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Thanks, why!
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 10:17 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Thanks, why! Radium hosed it and didn't use protection
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 10:22 |
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Mooey Cow posted:I used to message with a girl who also casually dropped that into the conversation after I showed a picture I'd taken of a lake nearby or something and there were some contrails I guess Infinite Karma posted:Sounds like a really simple breakup. She was planning on ghosting him.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 13:40 |
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Pirate Radar posted:okay but... now show me a graph of it over the last 8 years Tunicate posted:Weird request but okay
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 18:10 |
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Yup, that trend spiked for exactly the reason I thought it did.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 18:24 |
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Ugh. Misread. Explain whatever you like.
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# ? Apr 22, 2019 18:46 |
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Failson posted:Telsa board: "Okay, it was a rough weekend. A model S exploded in Shanghai, the refurbished Crew Dragon blew up during a test. We REALLY need to keep Elon from saying something stupid toda..."
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# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:01 |
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"Elon, stock prices are dropping rapidly don't tweet the lyrics to Dragula" @elonmusk: DEAD I AM THE ONE
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# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:12 |
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https://gfycat.com/HarshBriefAntarcticfurseal Except it’s Elon hitting the autopilot
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# ? Apr 23, 2019 03:35 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:"Elon, stock prices are dropping rapidly don't tweet the lyrics to Dragula" CFO (on earnings call): conquering the worm
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Baron von Eevl posted:"Elon, stock prices are dropping rapidly don't tweet the lyrics to Dragula" sebmojo posted:CFO (on earnings call): conquering the worm lmao
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