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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

emfive, vim and pfc and plinkey and I are all CONFIRMED gun owners. I also have a katana so im a rank higher above them.

any gun/blade questions, don't be afraid to ask. but do it in the appropriate thread or via pm. this thread is about Trump .

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I don't know about you guys but I got a free gun with my American passport is that not normal

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Lpzie posted:

emfive, vim and pfc and plinkey and I are all CONFIRMED gun owners. I also have a katana so im a rank higher above them.

any gun/blade questions, don't be afraid to ask. but do it in the appropriate thread or via pm. this thread is about Trump .

do you pull the trigger before or after the blade contacts your foe?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

vim fuego, that's a funny comic. I do that same thing but with 1 dollar tweezers. I have a few in every room. I kinda wonder if Trump does something like that too, but with what.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

theres a glock on sale at my local pawn shop

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
glocks are european. woke guns

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

mustached foe, I'm not sure. I haven't done any practical practice or training with either the gun or blade yet, much less together. but if my imagination is correct, it would depend on distance to the villain for which happens first. Trump might have a better response though .

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


All pistol development in the past twenty years was basically just ripping off Glock adding serrations here or blobs of plastic there. Glock is the crab of handgun evolution

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

ohio chain i think



piztse piztse

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

There was a guy at work who put a protected by Glock sticker on his car and liked to brag about it. I asked him if it caused more break-ins since if he wasn't in the car it meant there was a free gun in there to steal. He looked like he'd never considered that before then took the sticker off.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




are firearms posters called gūns and if not why not

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Zeriel posted:

There was a guy at work who put a protected by Glock sticker on his car and liked to brag about it. I asked him if it caused more break-ins since if he wasn't in the car it meant there was a free gun in there to steal. He looked like he'd never considered that before then took the sticker off.

I had a coworker with the custom plate GLOCK23 and his car got broke into and they stole his handgun.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Join me today, LIVE at 5:00PM Eastern in Wildwood, New Jersey. Will be on @RSBN, @NewsMax, @OAN, @realamericasvoice, and Donald J. Trump @Rumble, among others. BIG CROWD—MAGA!!!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Squizzle posted:

are firearms posters called gūns and if not why not

guns don't kill people, gūns kill people.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that's right zeriel. I never put stickers on my car or on myself or wear any jewelry for that same reason . to all outside lookers, I look homeless and poor. that's what I prefer. of course, at some point, you're making enough money that you can swing the other way and start looking like Trump since crime can never happen to you anymore.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Join me today, LIVE at 5:00PM Eastern in Wildwood, New Jersey. Will be on @RSBN, @NewsMax, @OAN, @realamericasvoice, and Donald J. Trump @Rumble, among others. BIG CROWD—MAGA!!!

always a big crowd

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that's a good point squizzle. let's start that trend. go post it in the peace thread. they would like it.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Putting a "protected by scorpions and centipedes" sticker on my car to prevent break-ins

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

mexi posted:

imagine dragon deez nutz over your face lmmao gottem

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Buddykins posted:

*pat benatar voice* hit me with your laptop

lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

rock out with your glocks out

:blastback::blaster:
  :yeeclaw:

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






:(

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/trumpdailyposts/status/1789329651648885163?s=46

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the milk machine posted:

Don Potus Trumpenson

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Zeriel posted:

There was a guy at work who put a protected by Glock sticker on his car and liked to brag about it. I asked him if it caused more break-ins since if he wasn't in the car it meant there was a free gun in there to steal. He looked like he'd never considered that before then took the sticker off.

I decided long ago I would never put bumper stickers on my vehicle in case I'm wanted for a crime

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


When I want to learn about people, there's only one source I trust.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Elephanthead posted:

Imagine thinking you can out argue a porn star, lol. You think you're tougher then someone that climbed to the top of cum mountain? Lol.

The rich and powerful are under the same preconceptions about the lower class as the old monarchy. If you're not rich you must be stupid unwashed masses, and it couldn't possibly be because wealth today is 90% determined by what vagina you pop out of.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Lpzie posted:

vim fuego, that's a funny comic. I do that same thing but with 1 dollar tweezers. I have a few in every room. I kinda wonder if Trump does something like that too, but with what.

Do a lotta pluckin?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

*pat benatar voice* hit me with your laptop

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Lpzie posted:

that's a good point squizzle. let's start that trend. go post it in the peace thread. they would like it.

I'm thinking we need forums webrings. Threads that join together. The Trump thread & the peace thread f'rinstance

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Webring deez nuts LOL

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


mfw I am not under consideration for the V.P. slot

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol it's gone be Noem

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


holtemon posted:

Lol it's gone be Noem

It was a test and trump was impressed how she refused to apologize and went "yeah I'd loving shoot my dog again!!!"

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749633930062418166

Lol how have I never seen this

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

yes vim. removing the unibrow, cleaning up the eyebrows, outer ear hairs, etc. when im in a room and I find a hair I have to destroy it right away or i cannot rest. so there needs to be a tweezer within reach at all times. millions of Trump lovers can relate im sure.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Buddykins posted:

theres a glock on sale at my local pawn shop

glocks are nice

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

buddykins buy the Glock

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Oglethorpe posted:

ohio chain i think



piztse piztse

Our son's school district does a Marcos pizza night fundraiser every few weeks. It's pretty good.

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

using weed everyday is much healthier than getting drunk everyday right? I mean drat

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