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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ungratek posted:

This is what the holidays are all about. Three guys sitting around, chewing gum

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

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ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

Ginette Reno posted:

A perfectly sane food to eat

No, no, no, no, no! This man is not insane. Now, there's nothing wrong with it or you.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
What a spanking button! :monocle:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Demon Of The Fall posted:

What a spanking button! :monocle:

See, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high. It's in no man's land, you look like you live with your mother.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

See, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high. It's in no man's land, you look like you live with your mother.

...haven't we had this conversation before?

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
So, anybody here from cell block D?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Roark posted:

...haven't we had this conversation before?

He's crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

ZekeNY posted:

So, anybody here from cell block D?

I have cancer!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

It's so cozy. I'm ensconced in velvet.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Coffee And Pie posted:

I have cancer!

Ah yes, freckles' ugly cousin.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Coffee And Pie posted:

I have cancer!

I was bald!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
:aaaaa: I always thought this was a meat-packing plant.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

:aaaaa: I always thought this was a meat-packing plant.

Well I've, uh, I've changed my mind. I think I'll build a roller coaster instead.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sash! posted:

I'm a man

Well, I'll do it as long as there's no other girls around.

I mean, I wanna be a man, too! :smith:

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

potee posted:

Well I've, uh, I've changed my mind. I think I'll build a roller coaster instead.

Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

TMMadman posted:

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
It's a lot of gum! :supaburn:

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Cage posted:

It's a lot of gum! :supaburn:

Woah! That is a lot of potatoes!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Roark posted:

Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?

Roark, that's in Sweden. :confused:

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


That's a pretty big matzoh ball hanging out there

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Cage posted:

It's a lot of gum! :supaburn:


I have gum in my hair...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
She took off her hat, and there she was!

HELLO!

It was like looking at myself in the mirror.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
La la la!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Shima Honnou posted:

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
La la la!

I'm not going to look up if you're doing that voice!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
You know, Ginette Reno, when someone yells "heads up," you're not really supposed to actually look up.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Woah! That is a lot of potatoes!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

HEY, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Red posted:

HEY, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

EVERYONE OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm not going to look up if you're doing that voice!

This is going to be a shame.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Red posted:

HEY, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

potee posted:

Roark, that's in Sweden. :confused:

Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. No...wait...that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
What's going on over there with you and vegetable lasagna?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Coffee And Pie posted:

Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies.

I think it moved.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Roark posted:

Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. No...wait...that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

ROARK YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONVERSION RATE

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

TMMadman posted:

I think it moved.

TMMadman, do you remember your dream where you have a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet
She knew who I was. She saw me in a club one time. My first date ever with the Pacific Rim. I'm very excited.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

ZekeNY posted:

What's going on over there with you and vegetable lasagna?

This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Roark posted:

This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me.

She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. Wouldn't waste a sponge on me!

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Shima Honnou posted:

She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. Wouldn't waste a sponge on me!

Well, would you go out with a 66 year-old woman?

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Doubtful Guest posted:

Well, would you go out with a 66 year-old woman?

She can't do that! She's on a very fixed income! STOP THE SHOW!

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