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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

a.lo posted:



nice meltdown

lol






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

hell yea meltdown may

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

thats chris, duh

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

fore seasons total trumpscaping

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Ben Nerevarine posted:

*eating corn* I love the Natives!

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

screwdy

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Red Baron posted:

happy Mother’s Day to all who celebrate

https://i.imgur.com/TbMBDvU.mp4

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Greg Legg posted:

👍

I think I've had tapas once. It was pretty good.

I can't see Mr. Trump eating them because the portions are too small.

I'm making a "tortilla", which is absolutely not the same thing as a Mexican "tortilla", it's basically a big omelette with potato, onion, zucc, etc

then mushroom sauce on top

and bread

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



THANK YOU sun!!! 🙏

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


'look up tonight mom, that's your only gift from your only grateful soun'

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

auroras in bed? thank you sun!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

:3:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



My Sun remembered :3:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

mfw I am not under consideration for the V.P. slot



need a gifversion of this where a hot dog flies in every 10 seconds

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


if I expose my penis to this screen would it be illegal in both countries or just the side I'm on?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



a.lo posted:

Went into the grocery store today and went into the snack isle to pick of a can of mixed nuts for snacking. I go and check out and as the person rings me up I say, "a can of mixed nuts....sorta like Congress, right?" I then left.

I'm the can of nuts hitting you in the back of the head as you leave

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!



Fuentes was on Alex Jones earlier this week and when asked about Trump’s VP, the only one he mentioned was Vance and how horrible he is. Glad that Vance cannot even muster anything that may make daddy look bad.

edit: also, that radio station can pay me $15K and I will say extremely dumb stuff without delegitimizing the election.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Joe Exotic, star of the hit 2020 Netflix docuseries Tiger King, has ended his presidential campaign.

Exotic’s campaign committee, Joseph Maldonado to Free America, filed a termination report with the Federal Election Commission Thursday. The filing reveals that his campaign has just $1,400 left in funding after raising over $16,000.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I wanna get paid $15k a month talk nonsense on the radio wtf

Life's not fair

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



holtemon posted:

I wanna get paid $15k a month talk nonsense on the radio wtf

Life's not fair

Well get some money that needs laundering and you will

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

the borealis moms crave

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


orange cats are the best

they're so sweet but also dumb as hell even by cat standards. the himbos of the feline world

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Fuckt Tupp posted:

on fox news they have a shot of where trump is gonna speak and there is one of those dumb viking boat carnival rides in the background lol

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

insane clown pussy posted:

orange cats are the best

they're so sweet but also dumb as hell even by cat standards. the himbos of the feline world

https://packaged-media.redd.it/qhis...149828d78f6#t=0

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


insane clown pussy posted:

orange cats are the best

they're so sweet but also dumb as hell even by cat standards. the himbos of the feline world

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

magiccarpet posted:

Lindsay Graham is suggesting Israel nukes Gaza, live on tv

His generation is going to destroy it all on the way out. If they can’t take it with them, no one can inherit it.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Lpzie posted:

STFU buddykins

evergreen post

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





i got Chinese food

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sddrd5m66W1uxwqul.mp4

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


magiccarpet posted:

Lindsay Graham is suggesting Israel nukes Gaza, live on tv

biden has expressed to netanyahu in private that he would strongly consider reconsidering his support for israel if this were to happen

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://x.com/adultswim/status/1789687136913936465

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Impkins Patootie posted:

i got Chinese food

hell yeah

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!


found him

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