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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
he had to call ahead to make sure the steak marinated in diet coke

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


clearly little marco needed all that water to help dilute how loving salty he is

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

marco rubio is a huge bitch this is known

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
So whenever Marco has a townhall and is booed it's just because of the organized liberals lmbo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


change my name posted:

if you're paying 36 bux for a burger then you're eating a status symbol. Who cares about the taste at that point

The burger is $5, the other $31 is a fee to ensure you won't see any poors near you

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Kilmers Elbow posted:

Who the gently caress spells it 'catsup'.

Cat soup :catstare:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





not sure if anyone noticed this yet but that reporter is a fella of some meaningful size

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Red Minjo posted:

Any clue why Amash is the carbon copy?

also lol:

https://twitter.com/LMWatsonNV/status/835263046943559680
https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/835360343262035968

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Squizzle posted:

not sure if anyone noticed this yet but that reporter is a fella of some meaningful size

Wears it better than Trumo

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





zegermans posted:

Can we nominate that reporter's chair for DNC because I don't think we'll find a stronger supporter

tracking real close to a Huckabee with that joke imo

also why is the A smaller, kinda superscript, and underlined in FACING SOUTH FLORDIA" idgi

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

cumshitter posted:

i was at carls jr getting lunch earlier and thier beer cheese burger had BUDWEISER logos plastered all over it on the menu and i was like why why are you bragging thtatt your beer cheese is made with this lovely lovely beer

like apparently the whole "beechwood aged" part of the budweiser making process literally sucks the flavor out of it

people that eat carls jr think that Budweiser fancy beer.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Red Minjo posted:

Any clue why Amash is the carbon copy?

imagine being so lazy you copy off of marco rubio lmao

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

dire

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Red Minjo posted:

Any clue why Amash is the carbon copy?

https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/835983717151698944

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

i can see steamboat's willy

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Sir Tonk posted:

people that eat carls jr think that Budweiser fancy beer.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trapezound posted:

tracking real close to a Huckabee with that joke imo

also why is the A smaller, kinda superscript, and underlined in FACING SOUTH FLORDIA" idgi

florida is a land of berserk madness

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Tonetta posted:

Imagine how much that steak cost and how hosed up it came out anyways

I guess someone looked up the restaurant

That was a $54 steak

Well-done with ketchup

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


too bad we won't have another chance to vote him out until 2022

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zeal posted:

florida is a land of berserk madness

dehumanize yrself and face...to south florida!!

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

not sure if anyone noticed this yet but that reporter is a fella of some meaningful size

the producers are playing russian roulette with their anchor's chair selection

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

people that eat carls jr think that Budweiser fancy beer.

Correct people eat Hardee's.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Might as well just order a burger

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Who the gently caress spells it 'catsup'.

catsup to ketchup is what miracle whip is to mayonnaise

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

skaboomizzy posted:

I guess someone looked up the restaurant

That was a $54 steak

Well-done with ketchup




mmmm so...brown

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
for republicans, democracy is something that happens every 2/4/6 years, and in between they get to do whatever they want.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

i dont see a lime

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

dehumanize yrself and face...to south florida!!

oh god if only

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
One bigly mistake, well done.

-DJT

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
was this red catsup or brown catsup?

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004


What is Marco Rubio taking to? What is that?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Leviathan posted:




mmmm so...brown

:prepop:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDtj2bSduM

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

for republicans, democracy is something that happens every 2/4/6 years, and in between they get to do whatever they want.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Is there supposed to be beer in that bottle?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SpaceGoku posted:

too bad we won't have another chance to vote him out until 2022

work to flip the senate to easy d, so rubio can be crammed back to being the shadow chancellor of the select committee of doing bitch-nothing or w/e

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Leviathan posted:




mmmm so...brown

mm dirt

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

that man is a loving monster and we have to do something about it

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Admiral Ray posted:

do you think donald eats vegetables or if he thinks they are gross and weird because he only has eaten them steamed

apparently he is not a fan of vegetables or wheat bread

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Leviathan posted:




mmmm so...brown

That is loving disgusting.

A properly cooked steak will leave your plate looking like you beat several people to death with it.

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