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All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.
I work with a girl who named her son Harley Mallory. Which of course are real names, but Mallory as a boy's middle name? And no, I don't work at ISIS.

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

All on Black posted:

I work with a girl who named her son Harley Mallory. Which of course are real names, but Mallory as a boy's middle name? And no, I don't work at ISIS.

I'm terrible at talking and would end up saying Harley Marley more often than saying the correct name.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

sweeperbravo posted:

I'm terrible at talking and would end up saying Harley Marley more often than saying the correct name.

This is actually another reason why I hate the name. I can't stand when someone has two names that end with the same sound, it just hits the ear wrong and is sometimes hard to say.

Silly Hippie
Sep 18, 2007

All on Black posted:

I work with a girl who named her son Harley Mallory. Which of course are real names, but Mallory as a boy's middle name? And no, I don't work at ISIS.

Mallory was originally a surname and then more commonly a boy's name, if I recall correctly. I knew twin boys named Shannon and Mallory, once. I think the fact that the French version means "the unlucky one" is more unfortunate.

Silly Hippie has a new favorite as of 19:56 on May 30, 2013

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Silly Hippie posted:

Mallory was originally a surname and then more commonly a boy's name, if I recall correctly. I knew twin boys named Shannon and Mallory, once. I think the fact that the French version means "the unlucky one" is more unfortunate.

A lot of names have like weirdly insulting meanings though if you look them up in a baby book. Some are like that because of a biblical reference, but some are just like that for whatever reason someone wanted them to mean that, I guess. There's a lot of "small," "weak," "lame," "jealous," "sad" connotation names.

But yeah, a lot of lad names crossed over into lass names, at which point it becomes taboo to cross back unless the name endures across both genders like Sam or Alex. At least in the U.S., you will probably never come across a dude named Lynn, Kelly, or Brooke. (There's an H name too that used to be given to boys but now is given to girls, but I can't remember)

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

sweeperbravo posted:

A lot of names have like weirdly insulting meanings though if you look them up in a baby book. Some are like that because of a biblical reference, but some are just like that for whatever reason someone wanted them to mean that, I guess. There's a lot of "small," "weak," "lame," "jealous," "sad" connotation names.

But yeah, a lot of lad names crossed over into lass names, at which point it becomes taboo to cross back unless the name endures across both genders like Sam or Alex. At least in the U.S., you will probably never come across a dude named Lynn, Kelly, or Brooke. (There's an H name too that used to be given to boys but now is given to girls, but I can't remember)

I knew both a male and a female named Brooks in high school, but I don't think I've met a Brooke with an e of either sex. And I about fifteen female Ashleys and one male.

My mom's name is Leslie, which is definitely a unisex name, although not terribly common for either men or women. I've only met two other Leslies over the years, one male and one female.

Vonder
May 8, 2007

They've got a spider baby!
I went to high school with both a Richard Dick and a Richard Cox. I also knew a boy named Kelly Greene.

A friend of mine worked at a daycare and the saddest name belonged to a boy who was the product of rape. His name was Natas...Satan backwards. :smith:

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

sweeperbravo posted:

But yeah, a lot of lad names crossed over into lass names, at which point it becomes taboo to cross back unless the name endures across both genders like Sam or Alex. At least in the U.S., you will probably never come across a dude named Lynn, Kelly, or Brooke. (There's an H name too that used to be given to boys but now is given to girls, but I can't remember)

Tracy, Stacy, Hilary, Morgan, Sharon, Ashley, Kay, Meredith, Vivian, Whitney, Lindsey, Kimberly

Pretty soon there won't be any boys names left

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Florida Betty posted:

Tracy, Stacy, Hilary, Morgan, Sharon, Ashley, Kay, Meredith, Vivian, Whitney, Lindsey, Kimberly

Pretty soon there won't be any boys names left

Actually went to school with a family, 4 boys Ashley, Mckenzie, Courtney, and Tyler. And my uncle's middle name is Lynn

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.
I'm pretty sure I need to move to a new city and meet some new people because I am contributing to this thread way too much. I recently met someone named Randyn who has a sister named Waverly.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

sweeperbravo posted:

A lot of names have like weirdly insulting meanings though if you look them up in a baby book. Some are like that because of a biblical reference, but some are just like that for whatever reason someone wanted them to mean that, I guess. There's a lot of "small," "weak," "lame," "jealous," "sad" connotation names.

But yeah, a lot of lad names crossed over into lass names, at which point it becomes taboo to cross back unless the name endures across both genders like Sam or Alex. At least in the U.S., you will probably never come across a dude named Lynn, Kelly, or Brooke. (There's an H name too that used to be given to boys but now is given to girls, but I can't remember)

I know two different dudes named Kelly or Kelley.

13stitches
Mar 13, 2012

You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.
I don't know what's worse: The German casting horror show "Germany's Next Topmodel" or the name of this years winner's name: Lovelyn. I don't follow the show and that's why I don't know if theres a deep meaning behind the name, but it's horrible nonetheless.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

kastein posted:

I know two different dudes named Kelly or Kelley.

Hence why I said "probably." Of course there are exceptions. I've never met someone named Mazzylin, to just look up the page here, and most other people "probably" will not. But obviously some people will, because there is now someone out there named that.

No. 3 - The Calhoun
Oct 13, 2004

Everyone loves a slow loris!

Vonder posted:


A friend of mine worked at a daycare and the saddest name belonged to a boy who was the product of rape. His name was Natas...Satan backwards. :smith:

Apparently Natas is a Lithuanian name and also the name of a famous skateboarder, so maybe that is the reason behind the name. :unsmith:

Cunty McKooze
Jun 16, 2009
I used to work at a staffing agency in Hawaii...came across a few interesting names. I should have wrote a list, because there were soooo many more than this and I can't remember some of the last names either:

Easter Areola
Twinkle Joy
Juicy
as a first name
Raine Bowman I MEAN REALLY
Precious Love which is just so :keke:
and my sister, who got placed in a job by my agency, worked with a woman named Fanny Fiesta. I'm not sure if Fanny was short for anything, but saying that name always makes me smile.


I worked with a Vietnamese guy whose name was Minh Ho. That's not the weird name, his uncle was Mai Phuc Dong which is just sort of unfortunate in an English-speaking country.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Apparently my dad & uncle went to elementary school with a kid named Richard Kiss. That's just unkind.

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly
I entered a prescription order for a woman named Rhoda Wiener today.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Space Cob posted:

I entered a prescription order for a woman named Rhoda Wiener today.

Large quantities of painkillers?

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

SimianNinja posted:

Large quantities of painkillers?

I don't remember. But since I enter orders for nursing homes for a living, from experience I can say "probably out the rear end."

Also, Harry Hand.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
I knew a Brooke with an e. My Dad's friend was Lyn.

Yesterday, at the store, a woman was calling for her daughters-- Naturelle and Sullivan. I'm guessing at the spellings.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Saw an account at work yesterday for a girl called Jerrica - I can only assume she was born in the mid-80s and her parents were young idiots, because I'm pretty sure that name didn't exist before 1985.

Sigma_Bark
Jun 1, 2013
I poo poo you not, I once had a supply teacher who was called Christopher G. Rape. Yep, Mr. Rape.
This was a handful of years ago so I obviously found this funny at the time (I would have been 12 maybe... not sure), but thinking back at it now, it must have been incredibly difficult to get a job in teaching knowing that you'll be referred to as Mr. Rape.

I think I remember him saying how his family was French and that his surname was to be pronounced 'Rapé', which would make sense I suppose, but either way.
So all credit to him. Can't remember too much about him as a person since, as I said, he was a supply teacher and therefor only had him the once.

I swear to God this IS true.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Sigma_Bark posted:

I poo poo you not, I once had a supply teacher who was called Christopher G. Rape. Yep, Mr. Rape.
This was a handful of years ago so I obviously found this funny at the time (I would have been 12 maybe... not sure), but thinking back at it now, it must have been incredibly difficult to get a job in teaching knowing that you'll be referred to as Mr. Rape.

I think I remember him saying how his family was French and that his surname was to be pronounced 'Rapé', which would make sense I suppose, but either way.
So all credit to him. Can't remember too much about him as a person since, as I said, he was a supply teacher and therefor only had him the once.

I swear to God this IS true.
I can believe you.

Amelia Song
Jan 28, 2012

Khazar-khum posted:

I knew a Brooke with an e.

....and? That's a really common way to spell Brooke. It was ranked 102 on the Social Security name list in 2012.

Lolitas Alright!
Sep 15, 2007

This is your friend.
She fights for your freedom.

TheKennedys posted:

Saw an account at work yesterday for a girl called Jerrica - I can only assume she was born in the mid-80s and her parents were young idiots, because I'm pretty sure that name didn't exist before 1985.

I dated a girl born in 1988 named Jerrica. Yes, there were never-ending Jem and the Holograms jokes. I never got a chance to ask her folks whether it was because of the show or not.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
Indalecia, nicknamed Indy.

Beardless
Aug 12, 2011

I am Centurion Titus Polonius. And the only trouble I've had is that nobody seem to realize that I'm their superior officer.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

Indalecia, nicknamed Indy.

What exactly is wrong with that name? Uncommon and hard to pronounce, sure, but it's not terrible, just unfamiliar.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Beardless posted:

What exactly is wrong with that name? Uncommon and hard to pronounce, sure, but it's not terrible, just unfamiliar.

Makes me think of Star Ocean 2, but that's only because my knowledge of Spanish Socialists from the 20th century is relatively sparse- that is to say, nonexistent until I googled "Indalecio" because I couldn't remember what game it was from.

Also, being called "Brook" with no E would be weird.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

My friend is naming her son Dameian Xzayver. Actual spelling.

SmileShot!
Jan 29, 2011
Wish I remembered the whole thing but this one woman I was helping out had the "lets cram a bunch of names together!" Affliction. She had at least 5 names but the two I remember are "osama" and "Monday". I remember thinking that her parents must have hated her. :saddowns:

On the flip side I met a woman named Elizabeth Royalty. At least not all unique names are bad.

The wife also helped out a man named Rick Roll. Would have thought it a joke had it not been on his drivers license.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
My dad has a co-worker named Ziggy as a friend on Facebook. And he is proud that, yeah, he is named after that Ziggy.

His last name is not Stardust but I am really hoping his middle name is.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

bulletsponge13 posted:

My friend is naming her son Dameian Xzayver. Actual spelling.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I thought the name was Mayo Onion Pickle.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Girl at Royal Farms was named X-Ceall. Her mother named her excell spelled wrong.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Naming her excell spelled right would also qualify for this thread.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
PYF Terrible Names you've Encountered: Maylee, Maylee not

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

CJacobs posted:

PYF Terrible Names you've Encountered: Maylee, Maylee not

PYF Terrible Names you've Encountered: Call Me Maylee

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

1. Get tenth-grader pregnant
2. Play Boggle at her baby shower
3. This is the result

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RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.

From an article on Zooborns about twin baby gorilas:

quote:

Surprised keeper Wilco Limpers explained what he saw that morning.

That sure is a name.

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