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Frog Act posted:Live in boyfriend [25M] is unemployed, broke and addicted to gaming, I [19F] am fed up and frustrated. I mean, I guess his supreme lazyness means he won't even muster up the energy to choke her during sex is kind of a positive.
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goethe.cx posted:So her boyfriend doesn’t age, but her age oscillates forward and backward. Wild, I wonder what curse got put on them I saw a profile like that before. Over half a dozen stories explaining in gratuitous detail how awful her boyfriend was and asking for advice to save their relationship, but without consistency in ages. I'm guessing a weird troll who wants to see what kind of advice gets given? It's a strange motivation.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:58 |
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That woman has no loving clue how old she is.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:58 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Fight Man has tried to find love! Well that woman is clearly insane.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:04 |
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Frog Act posted:Live in boyfriend [25M] is unemployed, broke and addicted to gaming, I [19F] am fed up and frustrated. So has she dated a physically different but emotionally similar 25 year old guy every year for three years? Or is she dating a man who has unlocked the secrets of immortality, forever maintaining his age at 25?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:10 |
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The boyfriend has a portrait in the attic that grows ever more genteel, sociable, and respected within the community.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:12 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for killing a butterfly in my office that one of my co-workers believed it was her dead mother? This is totally the start of an office horror movie. He's going to be strapped into a giant wire frame shaped like a butterfly and burned to death by cultists
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:13 |
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Chomp8645 posted:So has she dated a physically different but emotionally similar 25 year old guy every year for three years? Or is she dating a man who has unlocked the secrets of immortality, forever maintaining his age at 25? Live with parents, quit your day job, game all day and drink on the regular, neglect your girl, and maybe you too can be ageless
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:26 |
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Willfrey posted:Live with parents, quit your day job, game all day and drink on the regular, neglect your girl, and maybe you too can be ageless All the drinking preserves your insides!
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:27 |
Embalming my organs to own the Mormons
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:28 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for killing a butterfly in my office that one of my co-workers believed it was her dead mother? Iirc the butterfly thing is from Mexico with the monarch migration.
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Vim Fuego posted:This is totally the start of an office horror movie. He's going to be strapped into a giant wire frame shaped like a butterfly and burned to death by cultists Oh good, a happy ending.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:31 |
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Motronic posted:Seriously. There is this butterfly place in key west my wife and kids wanted to go to and I'm like "yeah, sure....whatever" and I started walking through and a horde of butterflies basically accosted me and I'm like "okay, this place is basically magic I now love it". Who hates butterflies? It's not possible. My hometown was under one of those big butterfly migrations (as is most of the Southwest) and one neighbor put out some bushes specifically for them. It's so cool to walk to the park and see a bush covered with flapping flowers.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:40 |
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Barudak posted:The boyfriend has a portrait in the attic that grows ever more genteel, sociable, and respected within the community. lol
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:41 |
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That dude is an immortal catch. She better marry him ASAP before some other woman without a shred of self esteem steals him away.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:44 |
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I like how fight man has met his nemesis in someone who can't win a political fight in contrast to a physical one.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:51 |
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Tabletop games are a goldmine of weird broke brained dudes. Nice Guy DM Sexually Harasses Me quote:Note: Nice guy doesn't literally mean a nice guy. It's slang for someone that acts like they're nice for female approval, and then flips on you if rejected.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:53 |
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Frog Act posted:My (44/m) family was uninvited from a trip because my son (14/m) is autistic.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:54 |
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quote:He started showing me his giant hentai folders full of characters from popular shows, and he started telling me all about how much he loves big breasts and is turned on by succubi. Don't doxx me.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:54 |
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goethe.cx posted:Having actually slept with a virgin I don’t get that fetish at all toxic patriarchy and hypermasculinity. it makes a lot of sense. if someone has had sex before, *gasp* they might have had better sex than my inadequate inexperienced tiny one-pump dick and have a baseline to compare to! i will always be competing against this imaginary baseline of big dicked masculine men and this triggers my patriarchy-attacks. its unfair that i have to thin kof this! therefore i must justify it, they'll be loose and ruined and will think me bad at sex and that's NO GOOD
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:58 |
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Somehow a woman that had sex with her steady boyfriend hundreds of times has a pristine and tight vagina, but a woman that has had a dozen one night stands had her vagina turned into loose roast beef. It just makes sense, OK?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:01 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Somehow a woman that had sex with her steady boyfriend hundreds of times has a pristine and tight vagina, but a woman that has had a dozen one night stands had her vagina turned into loose roast beef. It just makes sense, OK? Look we all know women upgrade to larger and larger dicks every time they have sex. Why would you sleep with someone with a smaller one after you've had a larger one? That's why you're always the biggest dick she's ever had.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:03 |
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I'm getting sick of my [29F] husbands [33] self centred attitude and his lack of empathy.quote:We've been together for 7 years and married for 1.5. We make each other so happy which is probably why I thought we could work through anything together but I'm beginning to doubt this. as Xaris astutely noted, toxic hypermasculinity is basically at the center of like 75% of the things posted here, even ones like this where the dude has a processing disorder that is compounded by internalizing stupid notions of paternity and responsibility
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:04 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Somehow a woman that had sex with her steady boyfriend hundreds of times has a pristine and tight vagina, but a woman that has had a dozen one night stands had her vagina turned into loose roast beef. It just makes sense, OK? That's the difference between the tender loving a man makes when in holy matrimony blessed by God, versus the barbaric plundering one is subjected to when consorting with the Rape Beasts of Tinder.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:04 |
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My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home.quote:My husband and I have been married for two years and he's been unemployed for six months. I think the unemployment has taken a toll on him because he's now regressed to doing stupid things like feeding the wildlife in our backyard instead of doing productive things like finding a job. In particular, he's taken a liking to a little squirrel that he consistently is feeding and has named. I told him that the squirrel is cute, sure, but he NEEDS to stop feeding him ASAP and instead of spending the entire time he has in the backyard playing with this thing to get out there and find a job. i know i've been posting a lot of content in here today but i can't not post this one lmao
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Frog Act posted:My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home. One of my old roommates did poo poo like this. It's the unemployment. Dude was a perpetually unemployed/underemployed layabout kept above the financial water by his rich parents. He didn't have much of a social life either, so he would just always be trying to engage with the dumbest bullshit that no person who had things to do in their lives would entertain.
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Frog Act posted:My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home. Oh yes, please stop posting funny actual content!
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Elderbean posted:Tabletop games are a goldmine of weird broke brained dudes. Table top games, not once.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:17 |
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Frog Act posted:My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home. Tony and his drat ducks
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:21 |
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Time to get a cat.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:21 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Fight Man has tried to find love! Bootstraps!
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:27 |
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Frog Act posted:I'm getting sick of my [29F] husbands [33] self centred attitude and his lack of empathy. "I tried to break up with him." LOL. We keep coming back to the Seinfeld episode where George's Fiancee refuses the breakup, stating that is like launching a nuclear missile; you both have to turn the key. Frog Act posted:My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home. You good bro.
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Frog Act posted:My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home. They're carriers of the black plague. Happy to help!
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Frog Act posted:My (30/F) unemployed husband (32/M) has begun feeding a squirrel in the backyard, refusing my requests that he stops and won't get another hobby. It's now invading our home. My dad is this. Except recently retired. The squirrels don't beg too much in the summer. But I can see it happening by the winter.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:40 |
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They're going to wind up in the ER one day with the squirrel up his rear end and the most incredible "Can you believe it?" story.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:47 |
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Unemployment does make otherwise normal people do weird things. You're depressed and paralyzed by the constant rejection. There's really no guaranteed end. It can even be hard to socialize because there's often no good answer to "what have you been up to lately" That said, feeding squirrels is very cool
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:51 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Table top games, not once. They're my favorite hobby, tabletop RPGs are so much fun once you find the right system and are playing with the right people but they become a loving nightmare if just one person is a shithead and it's a hobby that attracts a lot of shitheads. Although DnD has exploded in popularity over the last few years and people are becoming way less tolerant of creeps. It's hilarious because the creeps seem to think they are the alpha nerds since they have been playing for 10-20 years and have an encyclopedic knowledge of the rules but it turns out that the best players are just normal people with social skills. I'll take a "normie" who only knows the basics over some smelly neckbeard who is arguably more passionate about the hobby but has zero self-awareness. Elderbean fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Aug 27, 2019 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Unemployment does make otherwise normal people do weird things. You're depressed and paralyzed by the constant rejection. There's really no guaranteed end. It can even be hard to socialize because there's often no good answer to "what have you been up to lately" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jqKiVHS6x4
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My [45F] wife goes out boozing until 3.30am when travelling for work.quote:My 45 yo wife regularly travels for conferences and such, she is a lawyer and tells me it is normal for lawyers to go out and booze until late hours. This weekend she is in NY, and she was out until 3.30am drinking and dancing in a karaoke/club bar. This happens regularly. It makes me very uncomfortable, it is not what I would deem as normal in a commited relationship, and certainly not what I would do myself. 46 [M4F] Nice 46yo looking for similarly aged female(self.londonr4r) submitted 9 months ago quote:Happy days!
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Arsenic Lupin posted:A lot of towns closed down their public pools after they were forced to integrate. Seriously. Therefore black and poor people are disproportionately unlikely to have access to pools and swimming lessons. That's loving sad as hell. I grew up poor but everyone learned to swim because so many people drown every year in the desert. Kinda have to teach kids to swim early or they're going to be a risk all summer. Boatman needs to learn this very valuable life skill because at some point his wife is going to get tired of his poo poo and throw him overboard.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:01 |