[Trump] I don't kiss men, but I kiss him.

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

full point posted:

MAGGIE CHIP DAY was also Scaramucci day (chip bag at 0:50)

https://i.imgur.com/oGrl8ow.mp4

lol

# ? May 17, 2024 13:44

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:50

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

full point posted:

alternate angle (for the freaks)

https://i.imgur.com/xKZuLbG.mp4

lmao

# ? May 17, 2024 13:45

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

happy 70th anniversary of the Brown v Board of Education decision which ended school segregation in America

a thing that definitely ended

# ? May 17, 2024 13:46

Leroy Diplowski: Aug 25, 2005; The Candyman Can

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

Friday mornin', 3 day weekend coming up. It's perfect picnic weather, the mosquitoes season ain't quite here yet, birds are everywhere, turtles are in the river, cheese is on sale at the iga, my bike is all fixed up. Bills aren't due for two weeks. life is extremely good.

I have nothing but peace and blessings and TMRPS in my heart.

# ? May 17, 2024 13:51

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Joementum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc

# ? May 17, 2024 13:54

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

Stupid Boxes posted:

was gaming and felt a paw on my leg

Stupid Boxes posted:

looked down minutes later

# ? May 17, 2024 13:54

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

happy 70th anniversary of the Brown v Board of Education decision which ended school segregation in America

a thing that definitely ended

that reminds me, I need to ask my friend if he's still getting mailers from Stephen Miller trying to ignite a race war between Blacks and Asians over school funding

# ? May 17, 2024 13:55

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Stupid Boxes posted:

was gaming and felt a paw on my leg

Give me the controller! 🤣

# ? May 17, 2024 13:57

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

President Trump might be gagged but I AM NOT

rabble rabble rabble

# ? May 17, 2024 14:00

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://x.com/goofxist/status/1791177379999777125?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

hell yeah president Xi knows to slay the dragon you must go for the heart(land)

# ? May 17, 2024 14:10

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

Stupid Boxes posted:

was gaming and felt a paw on my leg

it�s her(?) turn!!!

# ? May 17, 2024 14:10

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

kaleedity posted:

# ? May 17, 2024 14:21

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

My girlfriend is gonna draw that lil cat

# ? May 17, 2024 14:29

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Uppercut feels big cat-like for some reason. Her fur reminds me of like a cougar or a jaguar or something.

# ? May 17, 2024 14:33

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

This is incredibly lame, Pope Francis. Effectively, this means that, if I claimed that my posts in this thread were authored by Jesus or Mary, I could no longer get an affirmative Vatican judgement that I was telling the truth; I could just get a bland statement that my posts were helpful!

quote:

On Friday, the Vatican rolled out a new expedited procedure for vetting alleged Marian apparitions or other spiritual phenomenon, ruling that they will no longer deemed supernatural, but simply that nothing stands in the way of encouraging devotion.

In an introductory presentation of the new norms, Cardinal Víctor Manuel Fernández, prefect of the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith (DDF), said one of the biggest novelties is that, in order to prevent delays in the vetting process for alleged apparitions, the discernment process will end “not with a declaration of ‘de supernaturalitate’ (of the supernatural).”

Rather, six different “prudential conclusions” will be given, depending on the case, he said, insisting that “as a rule,” these conclusions “do not include the possibility of declaring that the phenomenon under discernment is of supernatural origin – that is, affirming with moral certainty that it originates from a decision willed by God in a direct way.”

https://cruxnow.com/vatican/2024/05/in-new-vetting-process-for-apparitions-vatican-nixes-supernatural-label

Eli, eli, lama sabachtini?!

# ? May 17, 2024 14:39

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

It'd be funny if Saint Peter or some other big saint was out there blasting his face onto trees and pizzas etc all the time, but nobody notices because unlike Jesus and Mary there aren't any photos

# ? May 17, 2024 14:46

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Basebf555 posted:

Uppercut feels big cat-like for some reason. Her fur reminds me of like a cougar or a jaguar or something.

lol i was thinking the same

# ? May 17, 2024 14:49

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Buddykins posted:

lol i was thinking the same

I think its the paws, she's got those thick paws that look like they could swipe half your face off.

# ? May 17, 2024 14:49

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

to the tune of 'Lollipop' by the Chordettes:

Uppercut, Uppercut, oh upper Uppercut
Uppercut, Uppercut, oh upper Uppercut
Uppercut, Uppercut, oh upper Uppercut
Uppercut! *meow*
boom-boom boom boom boom

# ? May 17, 2024 14:55

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Take those kids to Shen Yun (China before communism)

# ? May 17, 2024 14:56

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the milk machine posted:

to the tune of 'Lollipop' by the Chordettes:

Uppercut, Uppercut, oh upper Uppercut
Uppercut, Uppercut, oh upper Uppercut
Uppercut, Uppercut, oh upper Uppercut
Uppercut! *meow*
boom-boom boom boom boom

aww

# ? May 17, 2024 14:56

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

College kids get rough handled by police for peaceful protest and the public seem find with it?
Pro golfer gets arrested for not following simple traffic instructions and suddenly the police have gone too far?

# ? May 17, 2024 15:03

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1791446927621419222?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

# ? May 17, 2024 15:07

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

I am tired of these wapplehouses

# ? May 17, 2024 15:09

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

That's how all billionaires should be drawn lol

# ? May 17, 2024 15:10

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1791471631400943890 if his second POTUS run doesn't work out he can always try for Canadian PM

# ? May 17, 2024 15:12

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1791471631400943890 if his second POTUS run doesn't work out he can always try for Canadian PM

haha my brownfaced prez

# ? May 17, 2024 15:16

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

I think Trump would be handsome as a pale older gentleman. Unfortunately, his sense of manliness won't allow him to be seen in public that way.

There's this picture from 2017 where he's kissing his grandson and he looks like a normal dude in his 70s.