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TotalLossBrain posted:The comments That's some pretty agile mental gymnastics.
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turn off the TV posted:Yeah I mean I'm even on obamacare and I would laugh my rear end off if Trump cut funding to it because a) it would almost certainly be blocked in court and b) the Democratic party would have a super majority in both houses and the presidency by 2020. gently caress, even South Korea knows he's full of lols.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:06 |
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I just wish someone would recognize all of my threats as the accomplishments that they truly are
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:07 |
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My personal list of Trump's top five accomplishments so far: 1. Pretended to drive a truck 2.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:10 |
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turn off the TV posted:My personal list of Trump's top five accomplishments so far: He did bring nepotism to the forefront
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:14 |
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If I posted every time i Loled Trump is president I wouldn't have time for anything else. Sometimes I Lol so much I cry.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:28 |
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my new dog posted:u americans should really try to get some more viable political parties off the ground so that you dont have to choose between evil grandma and demented grampa No. Although, head trauma and sexual shaming as a child are other common factors shared with goons.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:30 |
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america is the middle-west, pass it on
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:34 |
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FuhrerHat posted:america is the middle-west, pass it on I don't get ur new gimmick
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paul_soccer10 posted:
my new dog posted:Well I don't care if you're just thirteen So many lols http://lawnewz.com/uncategorized/president-trump-on-witness-list-in-case-involving-pedophile-billionaire-jeffrey-epstein/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-rape-case_us_581a31a5e4b0c43e6c1d9834 Cosmik Slop posted:I'm trying to think of anything that could possibly make that picture any more "white trash" and failing. Camo curtains, Skoal tin, dog having a litter of puppies under the desk. Nothing. Viruswithshoes posted:Ask and ye shall receive You know, I thought that picture was cropped a little short, so I tried to get one from another angle:
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LordSloth posted:You know, I thought that picture was cropped a little short, so I tried to get one from another angle: So many LOLs I almost missed the flooring. EDIT: Holy crap, I thought the floor had been photoshopped to be tile, but that's just the floor mat for his chair. I can't tell what real and what's not anymore.
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turn off the TV posted:I like this picture because it's pretty easy to see that the bust is leaving one part of Donald's profile out. I can't imagine why. lol they are the same color
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Gianthogweed posted:If I posted every time i Loled Trump is president I wouldn't have time for anything else. Sometimes I Lol so much I cry. What is this it reads like posting in the wrong thread
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:04 |
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That picture of Trump staring at his bust just reminds me of a dog staring at a mirror, confused.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:06 |
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Ted Nugent has pedo rapist eyes
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Burt Sexual posted:I don't get ur new gimmick its been raining all day and im all antsy
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:09 |
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yknow, sometimes, when the world gives you lemons, you shove em up your rear end in a top hat and yadda yadda yadda donald trump is president?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:14 |
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^^ yea, that
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Egbert Souse posted:Ted Nugent has pedo rapist eyes Actual Nuge lyrics: "Well, I don’t care if you’re just 13 You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean... Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine... It’s quite alright, I asked your mama Wait a minute, officer Don’t put those handcuffs on me Put them on her, and I’ll share her with you"
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Also he purposely poo poo his pants. Edit: I just noticed that Nuge has his dirty paws all over Palin in just about every single picture. LOL https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/855261582942777344 TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:The comments The best part of the "threatening" sanctuary cities is that you can't cut funding on random poo poo as punishment. It has to be related to the laws they aren't following. Which of course is relatively small number compared to what is being thrown around. So it is a pretty weak threat overall that will take years of legal battles to actually pull off. loving LOL at how weak trump manages to be while being the President and controlling the Senate and House.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:51 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:The comments Nice! listing anything I do at all as an accomplishment makes me feel much less like a bigly loser. 1. cut off own foot. 2. poo poo pants. 3. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:12 |
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeff-sessions-amazed-that-island-judge-could-block-travel-ban/ Jefferson Sessions amazed to discover some loving island in the pacific actually.... a state? In this country?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:27 |
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quote:“I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and Constitutional power,” he added. "How dare those brown people do this, we gave them honorary status after overthrowing their government and installing one friendly to US interests and they do this?"
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HoboNews posted:gently caress yes I love whenever he visits with leaders of other countries. He always flounders and shows how loving terrible he is at leading and speaking. He's so desperate for approval he just says everyone is his friend and a great person and that he's been there
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:50 |
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LOL. Roger Stone got kicked off twitter after appearing to threaten someone. Donald J. Trump still has two twitter accounts. SAD! LOL. False positive, fake news. I dunno? https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexkantrowitz/twitter-locks-trump-associate-roger-stones-account-again?bftwnews&utm_term=.qiDYMNyPx#.dr0wP03bg https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr Doesn't look locked to me. LordSloth fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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do u know jenny posted:In any just world it would have been the iPhone health care comment that forced him to resign. it would have been where he admitted on air he voted to defund the Libyan embassy defense budget while talking about Clinton being responsible for it
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 08:49 |
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lol that they're having another go at killing obamacare
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 08:51 |
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Accomplishments trump did 1: Killed that dumb trade thing people keep whining about. 2: Normalised Racism. This is good because even though we knew who were the real morons, we now have actual proof. 3: Opened a door several times. 4: Almost remembered an important person's name.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 09:47 |
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Don't forget he gave a shot in the arm for delicious chocolate cake manufacturers (also tomahawks)
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 10:26 |
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If Trump can be President, then bah Gawd King, Kane should be mayor of some podunk shithole! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2703101-wwe-superstar-kane-announces-hes-running-for-mayor-of-knox-county-tennessee
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He blew up all of our tomahawks so they'd have to restock with Trump Tomahawks
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 10:27 |
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it's kind of funny how Roy Cohn (McCarthy's right hand attorney man) became Trump's right hand man and schooled him on everything including being a super rear end in a top hat http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08mb1gb there's a really, really good bbc segment that covers PRESIDENT Trump and is about the best profile i've heard on him. not dancing at studio 54 ( lol) and how cohn influenced him. He probably wants to blow up obama care like he blew up the statues on the real estate he bought just because he can He doesn't have any body as evil and intelligent as cohn to make all of his decisions (because Cohn died of aids from secretly banging teen gays) so we have... Trump of today "Arch manipulator, apostle of disruption Cohn's principle tools were fear mongering and character assassination"
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And now a different Cohn is trump's main adviser despite having been a registered democrat until last year lol
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Drunk & Ugly posted:PRESIDENT Trump this will never not be funny
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retro lolquote:Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him — generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby.
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lmao, Sessions prepares to charge Assange. http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/20/politics/julian-assange-wikileaks-us-charges/index.html quote:Attorney General Jeff Sessions said at a news conference Thursday that Assange's arrest is a "priority."
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Isn't he Pootie Poot's buttboy and one of the connections to Trump? Lol.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 11:36 |
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That's a baffled titter from myself. what happened to loyalty? those leaks helped take down CROOKED HILLARY!! (and Trump won, you know)
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Don't you remember that Trump wants to get rid of the leaks NOW? Assange helped him, but he's still a problem for Trump
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