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I missed that update, glad the op was there to save that poor loving kid as a palate cleanser here's a little story about me and my weiner son in law My (39M) FIL (66M) is a disgusting, utterly repulsive man whom I have grown to despise over the years. I refuse to suffer through another traumatic holiday with him, wife (37F) is begging me to come with her for the visit this year. quote:I've been married to my wife for almost 11 years. We have one child. I'll get straight to the point.
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china bot posted:bonus update: i dumped a jar of spiders down her soon to be ex-husband's rear end in a top hat Centipedes, on the other hand
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:53 |
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you shouldn't be required to hang around a guy who shits on the floor
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:53 |
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Themata posted:Im [25 F] seriously considering breaking up with my boyfriend [25 M] of a year over a video game i feel like the first time somebody did any one of those things to me it would be the last time i ever hang out with that person this poor girl and her total lack of self esteem. why did she even start dating this guy in the first place? A Wizard of Goatse posted:I missed that update, glad the op was there to save that poor loving kid honestly I was rolling my eyes at this guy's mostly harmless racist FIL and wondering "Why can't this guy just put up with it for a couple of days?" until I saw this: quote:-pooping on the carpet, first trying to blame it on ME, and then trying to blame it on the dog who was outside all night
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:54 |
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Mirthless posted:honestly I was rolling my eyes at this guy's mostly harmless racist FIL Nah, his father in law sounds like a disgusting piece of poo poo.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:55 |
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it is a god drat family tradition for grandpa to pin down all the children, belch in their faces, and call them niggers, Paul, and so long as you are in my house you will respect our traditions!
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:56 |
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Gaunab posted:Nah, his father in law sounds like a disgusting piece of poo poo. being gross and rude is one of the least intolerable intolerable things an in-law can do i'm just saying when I hear "dread spending the holidays with my father in law" I'm imagining dad on the lawn with a handgun screaming about some way you slighted him five years ago, not "dude who stinks bad and is rude"
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:57 |
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J's birth family sound like subhuman filth but his soon-to-be-ex-family-in-law seem cool and good and that poster is a saint.
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Yawgmoth posted:Centipedes, on the other hand
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:59 |
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Pedophiles! You're all pedophiles!
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:00 |
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Here's a cheating story to lighten the moodquote:Me [32 M] with my Wife [30 F] of 7 years, have been married almost 7 months and found out she has been making out with a coworker at a bar frequently.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:01 |
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Mak0rz posted:J's birth family sound like subhuman filth but his soon-to-be-ex-family-in-law seem cool and good and that poster is a saint. Yea, most people would have noped out of there for their own sake without doing anything resembling helping J.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:02 |
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It's always white people who think a family member casually saying the n-word isn't that bad and should just be ignored
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Mirthless posted:being gross and rude is one of the least intolerable intolerable things an in-law can do
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Gaunab posted:Here's a cheating story to lighten the mood Should I lawyer up asks area man while setting land speed record for dead marriage.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:04 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:It's always white people who think a family member casually saying 'friend of the family' isn't that bad and should just be ignored I didn't say that... Yawgmoth posted:If you don't put "making GBS threads on the goddamned floor and then trying to blame it on you" in the highest tier of gently caress No then you must have a really pleasant smelling house. that... that was literally what I did...???? Mirthless posted:honestly I was rolling my eyes at this guy's mostly harmless racist FIL and wondering "Why can't this guy just put up with it for a couple of days?" until I saw this:
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:05 |
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Mirthless posted:I didn't say that... Mirthless posted:mostly harmless racist
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:It's always white people who think a family member casually saying 'friend of the family' isn't that bad and should just be ignored Mirthless is his own special turd blossom and (hopefully) not representative of anyone I hadn't realized Frank from Always Sunny was the sanitized inoffensive version until I heard about Bob
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:08 |
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...To him. Mostly harmless, to him. Everyone has gross family members with lovely opinions about things. When that person is the father of your wife it's hard to make a big deal of every lovely thing they do.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:It's always white people who think a family member casually saying 'friend of the family' isn't that bad and should just be ignored Look, grandpa comes from different era where that word wasn't offensive and people shat on the floor all the time. You should show him a little more respect and be less uppity.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:It's always white people who think a family member casually saying 'friend of the family' isn't that bad and should just be ignored there is a not insignificant proportion of the country that thinks everyone uses that word and we're just barred from doing so in polite company these people are scum
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:09 |
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i may be fat and have bad hair, thinks man, but at least my skin is a frosty white . i am the better man .
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Mirthless posted:I didn't say that...
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Yawgmoth posted:And then immediately downplayed it to "being gross"? Burping is kinda gross. Not washing your clothes/body regularly is gross. making GBS threads on the floor goes beyond gross into "needs to be put in a home" and definitely not "the least intolerable intolerable thing". In fact I would put that as the most intolerable thing, in a tie with getting physically violent and breaking my poo poo. I didn't downplay anything about the making GBS threads on the floor. I was saying "He just came off as a mostly harmless gross racist right up until he poo poo on the floor". I am doing the exact opposite of the thing you said. I have had grandpas and uncles who fart all the time and think racism is great (go to a family reunion, you probably do too) and it sucks but i'm not going to avoid christmas because of it. I have never had a family member poo poo on the floor and that is definitely grounds for NC
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Mirthless posted:...To him. Mostly harmless, to him. eleven years, he's been "not making a big deal" out of the racist odorous floor-shitter for ELEVEN YEARS
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Yawgmoth posted:And then immediately downplayed it to "being gross"? Burping is kinda gross. Not washing your clothes/body regularly is gross. making GBS threads on the floor goes beyond gross into "needs to be put in a home" and definitely not "the least intolerable intolerable thing". In fact I would put that as the most intolerable thing, in a tie with getting physically violent and breaking my poo poo. I think terrorizing children is worse, which he does.
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Pick posted:I think terrorizing children is worse, which he does. if he's not molesting them or hitting them it's not worse than making GBS threads on the floor
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:eleven years, he's been "not making a big deal" out of the racist odorous floor-shitter for ELEVEN YEARS And he's going to be the father of his wife for the rest of his life, which probably isn't going to be that much longer since he's old and obese.
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Mirthless posted:if he's not molesting them or hitting them it's not worse than making GBS threads on the floor Um yeah actually, it is worse.
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Mirthless posted:And he's going to be the father of his wife for the rest of his life, which probably isn't going to be that much longer since he's old and obese. Hot take- if the wife is okay with exposing their child to this over and over, maybe he should rethink how he views her too e: also that ^^^^^^
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:16 |
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Mirth, I feel like you've been backing the wrong horse a lot lately. What happened that one day that you were totally on point? Were you just exceptionally well-rested or something?
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wasn't expecting that one to start a thread argument but in retrospect i for one am entirely willing to believe that Bob wouldn't be an exceptional participant around the Mirthless family dinner My [M19] girlfriend [F20] makes me wear lifts when we go out. Is this something I just have to deal with? quote:We've been together for a bit over a year. We have a pretty good relationship. We generally stay in, but we go out every now and again. When we just get dinner or any kind of casual outing, she's fine with me wearing whatever shoes I want, but if we go to any kind of formal event she insists that I wear 2" lifts with thick soled shoes.
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Mirthless posted:I didn't downplay anything about the making GBS threads on the floor. Mirthless posted:i'm just saying when I hear "dread spending the holidays with my father in law" I'm imagining dad on the lawn with a handgun screaming about some way you slighted him five years ago, not "dude who stinks bad and is rude"
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fruit on the bottom posted:Mirth, I feel like you've been backing the wrong horse a lot lately. What happened that one day that you were totally on point? Were you just exceptionally well-rested or something? I'm not backing anyone, a bunch of goons in a hurry to post about my posting wildly misinterpreted what i wrote A Wizard of Goatse posted:wasn't expecting that one to start a thread argument but i for one am entirely willing to believe that Bob wouldn't be an exceptional participant around the Mirthless family dinner It's really gotta suck to be a short guy. imo, if she's too embarassed to be seen with somebody the same height as her this can only get worse
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Yawgmoth posted:So how am I supposed to take this? "stinks bad and is rude" sure looks like minimizing "poo poo on the loving floor and terrorized the kids while being fantastically racist" to me. Because I said "I didn't think this guy was that bad until I read he poo poo on the floor" literally one post before that Just so we're clear: He's clearly awful and intolerable. Worth not wanting to be around. An awful person. A combination of universally terrible traits. My only argument was "I don't think he's necessarily worth burning a familial tie over" and that was literally only up until we found out about him making GBS threads on the floor and it was clear at that point that this isn't just a reddit poster overblowing how terrible somebody is, it's just a uniquely terrible individual. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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Pick posted:I think terrorizing children is worse, which he does. It's only a couple days out of the year, they can put up with it. Smelling like gut rot, belching in children's faces while holding them so they're crying and can't escape, shouting racial epithets and pedophilia accusations doesn't tear that family apart, but you know what might? Pizza. Me [18 M] with my sister [22 F]: She always wants to buy less pizza than is possible quote:Every single time we go to order a pizza, my sister tries to buy the least amount for £20. Pizza Hut is by far the most value for money, giving two large pizzas for £20, but she always insists, to the point of argument, on going for the Domino's offer of £20 for one large pizza and some dough balls.
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Having been a remote, senior executive (250-person org, 500M user product), I'd say that the guy in question is out of bounds. If you can't keep your chill with your family, or at least quickly apologize when you snap at your wife, get another job. That poo poo wouldn't play with a peer at the office, it doesn't play at home.
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Mirthless posted:Because I said "I didn't think this guy was that bad until I read he poo poo on the floor" literally one post before that making GBS threads on the floor is not even close to the worst thing he does. Is that what makes you feel like an upright fella, that you don't poo poo on the floor?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [30 M] of one year, he's essentially a walking hurricane Don't gently caress Mr. Bean. I don't even know where to start with "Bob," who appears to be some kind of being of elemental wretchedness. The fact that the whole family puts up with him is alarming. PTSD/mental illness can be terrible (and there's no way this dude isn't some level of mentally ill), but... what, did his time in 'Nam give him a phobia of shirts or of ever not smelling like a swamp?
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Yawgmoth posted:So how am I supposed to take this? "stinks bad and is rude" sure looks like minimizing "poo poo on the loving floor and terrorized the kids while being fantastically racist" to me. Yawgmoth do you really want to hear about how Mirthless' in-laws made a nest in his living room out of garbage and roadkill between hunting humans for sport, but HE toughed it out through the holidays,?
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