[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

You can buy it in sheets or a roll

https://www.amazon.com/Crafters-Images-4336982413-PhotoFabric-10601016/dp/B000HUELP8

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 03:42

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Not too long ago I got an idea for a roni mask. I asked twoday if I could use inkjet printer fabric to make a mask using one of his images. They said yes and I did the deed.

And for the backing, this very nice piss-yellow fabric.

Can't wait to wear this to the supermarket or picking up some take out in the near future.

wow this is INCREDIBLE lmao

# ? Jun 17, 2020 23:39

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

twoday posted:

owns!!!

I didn't know that it was possible to print on fabric like that

tag has been made

we want tag

# ? Jun 18, 2020 02:07

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Jun 18, 2020 03:07

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

twoday posted:

that is some awesome constructivist art, good job!

# ? Jun 18, 2020 03:09

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Not too long ago I got an idea for a roni mask. I asked twoday if I could use inkjet printer fabric to make a mask using one of his images. They said yes and I did the deed.

And for the backing, this very nice piss-yellow fabric.

Can't wait to wear this to the supermarket or picking up some take out in the near future.

this owns

twoday posted:

this owns

# ? Jun 18, 2020 03:42

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

twoday posted:

drat

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:02

Raine: Apr 30, 2013; ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER

twoday posted:

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:24

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

dead gay comedy forums posted:

that is some awesome constructivist art, good job!

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:34

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

twoday posted:

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:50

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Should I make that the cover of the book?

I guess I'll have to write "The Book of" on top

twoday has issued a correction as of 04:53 on Jun 18, 2020

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:51

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

twoday posted:

Should I make that the cover of the book?

I dunno it's stylistically a pretty big departure from the apocrypha you modeled a lot of the rest of your work on

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:53

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I dunno it's stylistically a pretty big departure from the apocrypha you modeled a lot of the rest of your work on

This is true, perhaps I will stick to my original plan, the trump carving

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:53

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

stylistically, something with an arabesque pattern could be a good fit, or a parody of a famous frontispiece from a famous old book, like hobbes�s leviathan

# ? Jun 18, 2020 04:58

BlueBlazer: Apr 1, 2010

twoday posted:

This is amazing on its own.

These all have amazing tattoo potential as well.

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:02

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

Gunshow Poophole posted:

I dunno it's stylistically a pretty big departure from the apocrypha you modeled a lot of the rest of your work on

he totally should save it for the new ~~testament~~ book part where cspam splits off after being declared a hivemind of agitation and villainy by the us government, causing the forums to crash as 50k+ people try to see what the fuss is about

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:02

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

twoday posted:

Should I make that the cover of the book?

I guess I'll have to write "The Book of" on top

this seems more like an insignia that would go on a title or dedication page, TOC, something in the front of the book and repeated in places. or on the spine of the book, something like that. the logo, if you will

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:04

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Crusty Nutsack posted:

this seems more like an insignia that would go on a title or dedication page, TOC, something in the front of the book and repeated in places. or on the spine of the book, something like that. the logo, if you will

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:06

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

i love that thing (and constructivist/supremacist/futurist art in general, malevich ftw) but agree with Crusty Nutsack that its more of a cool insignia

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:06

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

Hold onto it in case Verso is publishing it.

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:27

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

lol

# ? Jun 18, 2020 05:30

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

Uranium posted:

Hold onto it in case Verso is publishing it.

verso, repeater, zero... hahaha

# ? Jun 18, 2020 06:10

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

This image was in a BBC article today, and I feel it captures Bolton's soul

# ? Jun 18, 2020 21:54

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twoday posted:

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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

yeah that there is a chapter divider if ever I saw one

# ? Jun 18, 2020 22:07

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

that's the cover of book 2 for trump's next 4 years. all constructivist

# ? Jun 19, 2020 00:56

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Peanut President posted:

that's the cover of book 2 for trump's next 4 years. all constructivist

Hmm maybe yeah

# ? Jun 19, 2020 01:09

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

C splam

# ? Jun 19, 2020 01:37

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

glory be to the booktag

# ? Jun 19, 2020 02:12

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

lor I don�t know what lor is because I don�t listen to Baltimore rap

# ? Jun 19, 2020 02:14

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

This seems worth posting:

Some Guy TT posted:

https://twitter.com/davidcapie/status/1273467716834222080

i too remember ned flanders a fictional character famous for being a policy wonk

# ? Jun 19, 2020 19:33

Nebakenezzer: Sep 13, 2005; The Mote in God's Eye

WW2 ad for dixie cups:

STAND AGAINST THE GALE:

Five images from Gustav Dore:

A prescient illustration of babby tump:

# ? Jun 19, 2020 22:12

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Our recycling center opened today. Wore the mask down there with my trunkload of recyclables. Got a few double takes but nobody commented.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 03:31

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

I'm going to miss this thread.

# ? Jun 24, 2020 12:17

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

still want a copy

# ? Jun 24, 2020 13:50

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

TheHoosier posted:

still want a copy

# ? Jun 24, 2020 14:14

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

TheHoosier posted:

still want a copy

# ? Jun 24, 2020 15:18

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