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Black Noise posted:Why would the elite communicate exclusively like they are in an ARG Because it's a cult, and cults use unique linguistics to keep members in.
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pak choonie unf
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Boxturret posted:And despite these guys very publicly decoding the messages they never attract the attention of the bad guys. cryptic memes are this one weird trick that both protects the prophet from those who would do him harm and cloaks r/gmeme in an impenetrable veil of secrecy
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credit to RC for selling his cryptic messages in picture book form, though. gotta respect the hustle
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I've seen responses ranging from evading the detection of the deep state to plausible deniability from the SEC, because orchestrating a short squeeze is in fact illegal. That kind of illegal market manipulation is OK when their billionaire is the one doing it, obviously.
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dr_rat posted:That's just how super, super smart people communicate 100%. I was thinking it might be fun having a thread where everybody communicates this way, but after thinking about it for another 5 seconds, it just sounded exhausting.
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Hello Sailor posted:cryptic memes are this one weird trick that both protects the prophet from those who would do him harm and cloaks r/gmeme in an impenetrable veil of secrecy That is so not how you spell stupidity. I mean, yes, it starts with an s.
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cruft posted:I was thinking it might be fun having a thread where everybody communicates this way, but after thinking about it for another 5 seconds, it just sounded exhausting. a thread? cspam has a whole subforum!
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Fate Accomplice posted:GME's gotta announce dilution soon, yeah? not only did they announce dilution but terrible Q1 results
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quote:May 17 (Reuters) - GameStop (GME.N), opens new tab expects first-quarter net sales to drop from a year ago, as customers transition to buying video games and collectibles online, while the retailer largely relies on brick and mortar stores. But how could they have predicted the new trend of customers transitioning to buying video games and collectibles online?!
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Big rear end On Fire posted:But how could they have predicted the new trend of customers transitioning to buying video games and collectibles online?! I believe you'll find they offer some very online collectibles
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Big rear end On Fire posted:But how could they have predicted the new trend of customers transitioning to buying video games and collectibles online?! If only they had, say, bought a site that had an excellent reputation among extremely online people for selling cool, weird poo poo to nerds with more dollars than sense.
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if you want real excitement dabble in a double leveraged natural gas bear/bull ETF the "gasino" as it were
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numberoneposter posted:if you want real excitement dabble in a double leveraged natural gas bear/bull ETF Oh you want to play with the widowmaker? KOLD and BOIL
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i have to use HNU and HND for canadian dollars which really dont have the same ring
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FFIE the new meme widowmaker r/ffie looking like 2021 r/superstonk
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Fate Accomplice posted:FFIE the new meme widowmaker They’re all over the place and I wish they could be contained into r/ffie. It’s amazing how they say the exact same poo poo as the first meme run, after seeing how it turned out then and somehow they think it will go differently this time.
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Red Lobster is filing for bankruptcy. Moon???
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Red Lobster is filing for bankruptcy. They're gonna merge with TEDDY and become REDDY. A Red Lobster/Bed Bath and Beyond/Gamestop mega-corp that will trigger MOASS and lead to wife changing money
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Red Wrath and Reyond
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Now airing on disney plus
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Tunicate posted:Red Wrath and Reyond The Something Awful Forums › Main › General Bullshit › Meme Stock Madness: Red Wrath and Reyond
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Tunicate posted:Meme Stock Madness: Red Wrath and Reyond
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Tunicate posted:Red Wrath and Reyond ![]()
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Me, a genius ape: sitting in my gamer chair, streaming a GMErica/Blockbuster movie, eating my Red Lobster Gamer Fuel Meal ![]() Hedgies: ![]()
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makes sense that they'd be out of money, red is the opposite of green
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Neito posted:Meme Stock Madness: Red Wrath and Beyond
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Red Lobster is not a publicly traded company. Darden Restaurants is, but I don’t think it’s a meme stock in any sense.
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Ariong posted:Red Lobster is not a publicly traded company. If this thread teaches us anything it’s that apes would see this as a relatively minor obstacle.
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Their parent company, Thai Union, is publicly traded on the Stock Exchange of Thailand, let’s loving goooo
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punched my v-card at camp posted:Their parent company, Thai Union, is publicly traded on the Stock Exchange of Thailand, let’s loving goooo Apparently it's very likely that the unlimited shrimp deal that helped drive Red Lobster into bankruptcy happened specifically because that parent company (who also had a business selling shrimp) realized the best way to extract value was to have Red Lobster buy as much shrimp as possible from them. From yesterday's Money Stuff newsletter... Matt Levine posted:Ultimate endless shrimp
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LanceHunter posted:Apparently it's very likely that the unlimited shrimp deal that helped drive Red Lobster into bankruptcy happened specifically because that parent company (who also had a business selling shrimp) realized the best way to extract value was to have Red Lobster buy as much shrimp as possible from them. From yesterday's Money Stuff newsletter... this sounds ridiculous, but having read the bankruptcy filings, it seems like what the lenders (who now control the company and are, uh, mad) believe
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evilweasel posted:this sounds ridiculous, but having read the bankruptcy filings, it seems like what the lenders (who now control the company and are, uh, mad) believe If it is true, then it's probably the closest we'll get this decade to a corporate version of a mafia bust out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuPvjngCcOg
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The permanent shrimp promotion didn't help but there are bigger factors at play. The first private equity firm that bought RL sold the real estate that the restaurants were on in order to help finance the purchase and then leased them back, which immediately caused revenue to plummet with the addition of these expenses leases. The more long term problem is that post COVID no one wants to go to a loving Red Lobster for dinner. The brand is garbo. https://www.businessinsider.com/red-lobster-endless-shrimp-bankruptcy-private-equity-debt-real-estate-2024-5
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The permanent shrimp promotion didn't help but there are bigger factors at play. The first private equity firm that bought RL sold the real estate that the restaurants were on in order to help finance the purchase and then leased them back, which immediately caused revenue to plummet with the addition of these expenses leases. The more long term problem is that post COVID no one wants to go to a loving Red Lobster for dinner. The brand is garbo. Oh yeah, it's not like they would have survived if not for the endless shrimp promotion. It's just funny that their owners realized that they the business was hosed anyways, and decided that pulling the copper out of the walls to pay for more shrimp (that the owners were conveniently selling to them) was the easiest way to get money from the business before it went bankrupt.
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https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1792970117204287992 RFK Jr just threw in with the apes.
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Meme Stock Madness: Ape Retail Rebellion
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ryde posted:https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1792970117204287992 Pfffhahahahahaha Jesus loving Christ
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RFK proving that there's no conspiracy too dumb for him not to believe in
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Has he thrown in with flat-earthers yet?
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