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Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

quote:

Prior to his endorsement from evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. in January, Trump told CNN's Jake Tapper that he does not "like to have to ask for forgiveness. And I am good. I don't do a lot of things that are bad. I try to do nothing that is bad."

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/trump-forgiveness-god-224068

i am good because i don't do the bad things

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/740626175836487680

Man everyone's having to clarify statements today huh

Also, good article on the Dump Trump chances: Basically the people talking about it have no authority to do it, and the people who would say "no".

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

^^ Grassley is one of the schmucks holding out on Obama's Supreme Court nominee. The last thing he wants is for his inherent racism to come out. This is delicious.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

reince preibus looks at the screen

"oh, word?" he says

I love how Trump's plan to cut costs is 'I'll just take whatever interview they give me.' Because you know the same media that cut you off at the knees for the last five days will surely give you free, unquestioned, positive airtime. That is literally the plan for the Republican nominee who just got his leash yanked by the RNC: "I don't need money, I'm going to do it for free."

Every single reporter has a free pass at him for the next four months to get a scoop and create a YouTube sensation. Open the goddamn floodgates.

shiksa posted:

"And I resented him for it"

"I pissed in everything he consumed, filthy accepter of the less-than-pasty-white!"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
"A raging racist boner, however..."

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/740625590823358464

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Why, It's that boy.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/740626175836487680

Man everyone's having to clarify statements today huh

Also, good article on the Dump Trump chances: Basically the people talking about it have no authority to do it, and the people who would say "no".

Since Grassley brought up Sotomayor, it does raise an interesting question: would a President Trump demand Sotomayor recuse herself from any cases about his executive actions?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

A gigantic racist posted:

"And I saw him working with everybody -- you know, the Hispanics, the blacks, the foreigners. I mean, he would talk with any of them, all of them."
I see Trump's Brown Relations bar is currently set at "Engages in banter," which admittedly is slightly higher than "Doesn't assault on sight."

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
When he gets called out by his own former students, or by his own employees … what does Trump do at that point? Does he man up and take his licks? Does he offer people their money back? No! No, no. He whines about the press, he whimpers about the students, and he complains that the judge doesn’t like him. Well Donald, it’s time to stop sniveling and put on your big boy pants because this is what accountability feels like!

:patriot:


(http://wonkette.com/602656/youll-need-a-cigarette-after-watching-elizabeth-warrens-latest-donald-trump-nad-stompin)

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



DaveWoo posted:

Since Grassley brought up Sotomayor, it does raise an interesting question: would a President Drumpf demand Sotomayor recuse herself from any cases about his executive actions?

Uh, yes? Pretty clear he'll demand everyone do everything he wants when he wants it.

Now what he GETS besides impeached at some point is one for the alt-history folks to write up in 10 years.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

On Jan. 7, Cheri Jacobus, a Republican consultant and pundit who is suing Trump for defamation and has been harassed by Trump supporters, tweeted, “The green frog symbol is what white supremacists use in their propaganda. U don’t want to go there.”

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

prefect posted:

When he gets called out by his own former students, or by his own employees … what does Trump do at that point? Does he man up and take his licks? Does he offer people their money back? No! No, no. He whines about the press, he whimpers about the students, and he complains that the judge doesn’t like him. Well Donald, it’s time to stop sniveling and put on your big boy pants because this is what accountability feels like!

:patriot:


(http://wonkette.com/602656/youll-need-a-cigarette-after-watching-elizabeth-warrens-latest-donald-trump-nad-stompin)

wow, loving collateral burn on Scott Brown there

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

i see it. i see the holy donald

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

On Jan. 7, Cheri Jacobus, a Republican consultant and pundit who is suing Trump for defamation and has been harassed by Trump supporters, tweeted, “The green frog symbol is what white supremacists use in their propaganda. U don’t want to go there.”

drake is now a border wall advocate

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Trump: "I'm a big boy."

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

prefect posted:

When he gets called out by his own former students, or by his own employees … what does Trump do at that point? Does he man up and take his licks? Does he offer people their money back? No! No, no. He whines about the press, he whimpers about the students, and he complains that the judge doesn’t like him. Well Donald, it’s time to stop sniveling and put on your big boy pants because this is what accountability feels like!

:patriot:


(http://wonkette.com/602656/youll-need-a-cigarette-after-watching-elizabeth-warrens-latest-donald-trump-nad-stompin)

is this a parody of the most insufferable writing imaginable or does it do that on purpose

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

paranoid randroid posted:

wow, loving collateral burn on Scott Brown there

She made a tiny hands joke

SHE MADE A TINY HANDS JOKE

I can't wait to see Trump's inevitable Twitter tantrum

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wh..what's that creaking sound?
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/740621423429947393

Lysandus
Jun 21, 2010

Montasque posted:

Trump is the best at being a Republican ever. #1.

https://twitter.com/MarkSimoneNY/status/740589936924086272

Wouldn't this data need adjusted for population count/number of eligible voters, etc. to be accurate?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
#NeverTrump is right! If only the GOP dropped this hideous racist and instead ran with a clear eyed conservative like Jeb--

https://twitter.com/7im/status/740631721968730112

LOL

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Montasque posted:

#NeverTrump is right! If only the GOP dropped this hideous racist and instead ran with a clear eyed conservative like Jeb--

https://twitter.com/7im/status/740631721968730112

LOL

This Jeb might have won some fuckin primaries.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

zoux posted:

This Jeb might have won some fuckin primaries.

this was early in the primary

sept 2015

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Montasque posted:

#NeverTrump is right! If only the GOP dropped this hideous racist and instead ran with a clear eyed conservative like Jeb--

https://twitter.com/7im/status/740631721968730112

LOL

:cripes:

Hi, I'm Jeb Bush and I lived under a rock between 2004 and 2016.

E: poo poo, didn't see the date on the article.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

mannerup posted:

this was early in the primary

sept 2015

Well, obviously he shouldve doubled down.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I think we've found Trump's running mate!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Mega64 posted:

I think we've found Trump's running mate!

He won't be laughing when Hillary makes Green Man her running mate.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Montasque posted:

#NeverTrump is right! If only the GOP dropped this hideous racist and instead ran with a clear eyed conservative like Jeb--

https://twitter.com/7im/status/740631721968730112

LOL

He's not wrong.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Fullhouse posted:

is this a parody of the most insufferable writing imaginable or does it do that on purpose

Wonkette was one of the first politics sites where the editorial writers figured out they can just be extremely snarky and say gently caress instead of making points and people would love them for it.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Alter Ego posted:

He won't be laughing when Hillary makes Green Man her running mate.

She already has, man!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Hannity is playing clips from Trump's victory speech last night and it sounds much better on the radio than it played on TV.

Also TALK RADIO note: As we enter the GE my patience with Talk-Radio will be very low as this poo poo gets VERY hard to listen to when their not clowning on other Republicans.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Montasque posted:

Hannity is playing clips from Trump's victory speech last night and it sounds much better on the radio than it played on TV.

Also TALK RADIO note: As we enter the GE my patience with Talk-Radio will be very low as this poo poo gets VERY hard to listen to when their not clowning on other Republicans.

Listen to more Steve Deace, he's still desperately clinging to the hope of a delegate coup at the convention. That and calling everyone globalist cuckholds since he somehow didn't discover that word until the primary ended.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Yes but Trump has a total clusterfuck of a "team" so...

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

MaxxBot posted:

Listen to more Steve Deace, he's still desperately clinging to the hope of a delegate coup at the convention. That and calling everyone globalist cuckholds since he somehow didn't discover that word until the primary ended.

Beck and Deace are fun because of their constant meltdowns about Trump and the state of the GOP and their precious MOVEMENT.
Hannity was always bad, but during the primary he had a steady stream of guests including all of the GOP candidates.
Rush is on vacation most weeks and seems to have given up.
Levin is screaming about a convention of states and repealing the 17th and is drooling about Cruz 2020.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Three Olives posted:

Yes but Trump has a total clusterfuck of a "team" so...

Just means they are meeting with TRUMP!

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Montasque posted:

Also TALK RADIO note: As we enter the GE my patience with Talk-Radio will be very low as this poo poo gets VERY hard to listen to when their not clowning on other Republicans.
Please keep fighting the good fight, I really appreciate your updates.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

shiksa posted:



in all fairness to eric trump, he's dropped a ton of weight, so now he's got more of a evil skeleton with skin stretched over it thing going on

I think he was good in Saving Private Ryan.

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx

someone post that trump tweet about begging for koch money

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

shiksa posted:



in all fairness to eric trump, he's dropped a ton of weight, so now he's got more of a evil skeleton with skin stretched over it thing going on

Count Freebasie posted:

I think he was good in Saving Private Ryan.
He was better in Deep Space 9.


E:

Louisgod posted:

lmao Permabanned user Arrrrchimedes. And like 20 other accounts. Nice try though.

hope you can see this because big loving surprise here huh

Louisgod posted:

Bernice Anders, the not at all mentally ill poster that defended Trump that definitely wasn't a rereg, turns out to be a mentally ill rereg permabanned user........... shocking turn of events
:monocle:
How completely unexpected and not foreseeable at all.

fade5 fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jun 8, 2016

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

RACHET posted:

someone post that trump tweet about begging for koch money

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/626542911409287169
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/627841345789558788
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/703974892237135873

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
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