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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Republican party to its elderly voter base: get in the urn, grandma.

https://twitter.com/WashingtonSRC/status/1254853280812814338

e: Hahaha, those cowards deleted it. It was pointing out that most of the deaths from COVID were among 80+ year olds, which shouldn't mean younger people should have their lives screech to a halt. Literally, "yeah lots of people are dying but they're all old bats so they really don't count".

FMguru has issued a correction as of 01:20 on Apr 28, 2020

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Well...golfing, holding rallys and cycling through a revolving door cabinet in an exhaustive search of sycophants IS hard work, I suppose one could argue.

Wasn't this the dude who constantly bitched about Obama playing golf? This constant "biggest, best, brightest, most terrific, wonderful, outstanding self congratulating 'IN ALL OF HISTORY'" bullshit is a thing you would THINK would turn off conservative voters coming from a rich, New York, white collar, draft dodging spoiled little rich kid who never "worked a real job", but what do I know?

These are the same voters that turned GWB into a cowboy, good ole boy ranch hand that you'd like to have a beer with - who liked to work the earth, tend to his cattle and till soil instead of the draft dodging, coke head, Ivy League rich kid, child of privilege that he was. That cheerleader photo of Bush, had it been Kerry or Gore, would have been paraded on FOX every day.

Imagine Obama calling himself the hardest working and most favorite president ever IN ALL OF HISTORY. I can think of one thing Obama was in all of history and these assholes think it worked in his favor.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
i love to imagine that the guy who said that trump was the first president he voted for that won voted for gore and then kerry in 2000 and 2004.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Shipon posted:

i love to imagine that the guy who said that trump was the first president he voted for that won voted for gore and then kerry in 2000 and 2004.

He voted for David Duke in 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, and 2012.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I'm actually standing up and clapping for this one.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

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Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream


i thought prostitution was already illegal in the states?

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
Ok I've been looking at that guy's twitter for like 20 minutes now and I'm still not sure if it's genuine or masterful parody

https://twitter.com/JimNewton8/status/1254814249601417217

https://twitter.com/JimNewton8/status/1254809569420816386

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

ShadowHawk posted:

Ok I've been looking at that guy's twitter for like 20 minutes now and I'm still not sure if it's genuine or masterful parody

https://twitter.com/JimNewton8/status/1254814249601417217

https://twitter.com/JimNewton8/status/1254809569420816386

Pretty sure he's just a dolt but who can tell anymore?

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Getfiscal honestly couldn't have done any better than this one.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Jim Newton bursts into the benefit dinner for Parkinson's patients. He flips over the nearest table, sending elegant china shattering against the parquet. "What about cancer!?" he screams. "What about AIDS?!"

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

That kid was cute back in the 2000s, but I don’t like what he grew up into.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Why is this sports magazine website making a big deal out of sports!??!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

Bogus Adventure posted:

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...



Pat Robertson doing his best Gilbert Gottfried impression

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Bogus Adventure posted:

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...



It looks like his brain is trying to vacate his skull

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

FMguru posted:

Post Trump campaign officials realizing that their voters are going to die under Trump here

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1254745756549906434

Trump's instincts are right on this one, his base would see it as a sign of strength to reopen the country and won't care if people they know (or themselves) die because of it.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Trollking posted:

Pat Robertson doing his best Gilbert Gottfried impression

lol

Samovar posted:

It looks like his brain is trying to vacate his skull

agreed

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Samovar posted:

It looks like his brain is trying to vacate his skull

lol he has 8 seconds before his head explodes from Hokuto Shin Ken

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bogus Adventure posted:

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...



someone shaved the grand nagus

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
If they actually consistently voted that's kind of impressive, also ideologically bonkers.

I can understand a gradual shift from one party to another, or an epiffany that sends you to the other party, but that is just random bouncing from one to the other.

Born in 1965, turned 18 in 1983. Assuming they didn't vote for fringe candidates, this person would have voted for Mondale, Dukakis, Perot or Bush (definitely Perot), Dole. Gore, Kerry, McCain, Romney, Trump.

Charlz Guybon has issued a correction as of 11:12 on Apr 29, 2020

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Wafflecopper posted:

i thought prostitution was already illegal in the states?

Just a matter of current politics and public morals. Nothing in the constitution about and for most of states during the 18th and 19th century it was legal or the prohibition not enforced. It's currently legal in many of Nevada's less populous counties.

Any state could decide to legalize it tomorrow and aside from political will they would have no problem doing it.

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

Charlz Guybon posted:

If they actually consistently voted that's kind of impressive, also ideologically bonkers.

I can understand a gradual shift from one party to another, or an epiffany that sends you to the other party, but that is just random bouncing from one to the other.

Born in 1965, turned 18 in 1983. Assuming they didn't vote for fringe candidates, this person would have voted for Mondale, Dukakis, Perot or Bush (definitely Perot), Dole. Gore, Kerry, McCain, Romney, Trump.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He voted for David Duke in 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, and 2012.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Charlz Guybon posted:

If they actually consistently voted that's kind of impressive, also ideologically bonkers.

I can understand a gradual shift from one party to another, or an epiffany that sends you to the other party, but that is just random bouncing from one to the other.

Born in 1965, turned 18 in 1983. Assuming they didn't vote for fringe candidates, this person would have voted for Mondale, Dukakis, Perot or Bush (definitely Perot), Dole. Gore, Kerry, McCain, Romney, Trump.

It's epiphany btw

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

sebmojo posted:

It's epiphany btw
I had just finished a bottle of

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He voted for David Duke in 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, and 2012.

alternate possibility: 30 years of writing in “donald j trump”

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

BiggerBoat posted:

These are the same voters that turned GWB into a cowboy, good ole boy ranch hand that you'd like to have a beer with - who liked to work the earth, tend to his cattle and till soil instead of the draft dodging, coke head, Ivy League rich kid, child of privilege that he was. That cheerleader photo of Bush, had it been Kerry or Gore, would have been paraded on FOX every day.

lol, you reminded me of this from when we were all just a gleam in our daddy's eye:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bogus Adventure posted:

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...



This motherfucker looks like someone took a pin to him and the air is going out.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Bogus Adventure posted:

Joe doing his best Pat Robertson impression...



dude doing megamind dirty

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

The Sausages posted:

I ended up looking into that rabbit hole, there's a summary of the handful of media articles about that cruise about halfway down this blog post. One of the skeptics who attended the cruise went on to write a book that I haven't read but seems to cover the link between the rise in widespread conspiracy theorizing and Trump supporter brainworms, inspired in part by the insanity they encountered on the cruise.

Thanks for finding this. I've been thinking about how Matt Christman said something along the lines about how conspiracy theories usually come along as ways that people with no class analysis come up to explain how lovely the world is. I'll check this book out to see how well that tracks.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


i see 3 mouths in this pic

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
this thread used to be amusing back when it was just occasional individuals being hoisted by their own petards but it’s kind of banal now that thousands of trump voters are going straight to the mass graves (if they aren’t already there) and the remainder are just buckling you their suicidal vests for the next week..:toot:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Throatwarbler posted:

this thread used to be amusing back when it was just occasional individuals being hoisted by their own petards but it’s kind of banal now that thousands of trump voters are going straight to the mass graves (if they aren’t already there) and the remainder are just buckling you their suicidal vests for the next week..:toot:

I am completely fine with mass open chud death.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Pugh Urghh Arrrrgggghh
Jurm MacNucci, 57 years old, dry coughs into a napkin in the direction of the kitchen from his counter seat.
Uhhh I gotta get back to the ole’ ball and chain, great to see you guys open again and God bless
He shambles out as fast as noodly legs under a barrel frame can allow, but not before he leaves $13 on the counter by his half eaten entree, a $15 T-bone steak that’s been seared black and is bone dry, fork still embedded. No tip.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Throatwarbler posted:

this thread used to be amusing back when it was just occasional individuals being hoisted by their own petards but it’s kind of banal now that thousands of trump voters are going straight to the mass graves (if they aren’t already there) and the remainder are just buckling you their suicidal vests for the next week..:toot:

:killing::corona::killing:

Hell yeah I crave more Chud Boomer Death

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I am interested to see if those rallies result in a lot of poo poo olds coughing up their lungs. It's honestly all that I have to look forward to for the next couple weeks. Heading into dark days.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I gotta say it was pretty incredible to see how the complete chaotic half assedness of the initial covid response temporarily freed conservatives to have independent opinions on stuff due to the lack of a party line, and some were actually able to muster up a rational fear response, but now that our corporate overlords have collectively decided it's imperative to murder people for money the MAGA people are following their marching orders without question. It's unbelievable how well trained they have them.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I bet Matt Gaetz is glad he bought that comedy gas mask now.

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LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Zeroisanumber posted:

I am interested to see if those rallies result in a lot of poo poo olds coughing up their lungs. It's honestly all that I have to look forward to for the next couple weeks. Heading into dark days.

the cool thing is that by the time the spike is obvious they will have infected a bunch of others, so while the protest CHUDs will likely be able to get treatment, their essential-worker victims in the second wave will likely exceed surge capacity in places.

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