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May 4, 2018

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Here's hoping his chud followers just take xanax when struggling to breathe from the roni https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Yo bill what's your docs name? They taking new patients?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

Here's hoping his chud followers just take xanax when struggling to breathe from the roni https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

Wait he had an anxiety attack and says it's a pulmonary embolism? Because that's how I'm reading this.

Reminds me of when I was sure my lungs were failing but turned out I had anaemia from drinking too much milk.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

the governor of Alabama also said precisely that lol

It was also the immediate response from the head of the Alabama RNC finding out about the allegations, which is especially terrible because the fact he didn't dispute it indicates he already knew.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wait he had an anxiety attack and says it's a pulmonary embolism? Because that's how I'm reading this.

Reminds me of when I was sure my lungs were failing but turned out I had anaemia from drinking too much milk.

It reminds me of when I thought I was impregnated by a facehugger alien in my sleep and it was trying to get out my rear end, but I had just ate Taco Bell for dinner that night. :shrug:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wait he had an anxiety attack and says it's a pulmonary embolism? Because that's how I'm reading this.

Reminds me of when I was sure my lungs were failing but turned out I had anaemia from drinking too much milk.

He's setting up the backstory for another gofundme

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/SpiroAgnewGhost/status/1257443918402240512

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I absolutely don't believe anyone who voted for TPRUM and claims they won't vote for him again. They're all lying pieces of poo poo.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Elephant Ambush posted:

I absolutely don't believe anyone who voted for TPRUM and claims they won't vote for him again. They're all lying pieces of poo poo.

Yeah, but at least now after they say they've come to realise that he's a lying grifter they can't follow that up with "but you can't argue with the stock market results!"

Babies in dog cages but have you seen The Number?!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


he will 100% vote for him

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trump has never even made an attempt to hide that he's a bullshitting conman lol

dude knew that going in

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
but he wasn't supposed to con me, just those other people!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


When Trump signed the CARES Act pretty much outright said he was going to steal as much of the money as possible and these guys are ready to give him more lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol, I feel like if he had said he'd be voting for Biden they would've mentioned it

I think Lincoln Project is becoming the libs' new right wing hero now that Comey, Meuller, and Fauci have failed to deliver

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


angry far-right racists saying they won't vote Trump is the new hipsters in a coffee shop whispering about how great Trump is

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Epic High Five posted:

lol, I feel like if he had said he'd be voting for Biden they would've mentioned it

voting for biden to own the libsMeToo movement

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Tesseraction posted:

Here's hoping his chud followers just take xanax when struggling to breathe from the roni https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

Taking a benzo while already suffering from respiratory depression doesn't seem like a terribly smart thing to do.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
he was having a panic attack

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1257718269793927180
evangelicals realizing the last shred of their credibility is dying under trump

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1257718269793927180
evangelicals realizing the last shred of their credibility is dying under trump

this would be a tiny bit more admirable if it wasn't for the fact that erick broke free from the chains of the Never Trump movement recently.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Mr Interweb posted:

this would be a tiny bit more admirable if it wasn't for the fact that erick broke free from the chains of the Never Trump movement recently.

i know, but that’s what makes it so funny

https://mobile.twitter.com/aetiology/status/1257695478512332800

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



ah, that's my favorite amendment, the "you aren't the boss of me" amendment

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




gonna show up with a mask but no shirt or shoes and see what they say

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Typo, they want you to check out the USS Constitution, quite a boat that

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


promoting the general welfare is a fake idea

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

puttin a big ol "CATCH IT HERE" sign on my restaurant window to attract chuds

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Makes me wonder what their health inspection records look like

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
No Shirts?
No Shoes?
No, Service!

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Knight posted:

No Shirts?
No Shoes?
No, Service!

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

ah, that's my favorite amendment, the "you aren't the boss of me" amendment

Right after the "I'll do what I want to do and come up with plausible rationalizations later" amendment

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Bold marketing to brag about how your restaurant isn't clean but play on, playa

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1257718269793927180
evangelicals realizing the last shred of their credibility is dying under trump

https://mobile.twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1257632173634568192
brother erickson has backslidden :ohdear:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

It's like if cockroaches went to roach traps on purpose because they needed to show that ONE MAGGOT WHOS REALLY IN CHARGE OF THE GARBAGE PILE!

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


Erickson complaining on Twitter about having to walk three quarters of a mile is the funniest poo poo ever

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I am not worried in the least about the economy rebounding

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Tesseraction posted:

Here's hoping his chud followers just take xanax when struggling to breathe from the roni https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

he should throw some percocets and stiff drink on top of that

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Bill knows how to party

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I think Bill is having a mental break.

Well, more than his usual.

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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Tesseraction posted:

Here's hoping his chud followers just take xanax when struggling to breathe from the roni https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

he had a pulmonary embolism and didn't die? those things are like coin flips

thanks obama

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