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Captain Hygiene posted:They're great, we used to go to the beach every year when I was a kid, and occasionally going out at night and seeing a whole horde of them come on shore was really cool. I thought I'd be scared of them, but they're just a bunch of gentle crawly guys. Gentle crawly guys that eat dead sailors!* *i do not care if this is not true, i choose to believe they eat primarily human corpses
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Canada produces upwards of 170,000 metric tons of mustard seed annually. I love mustard.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Gentle crawly guys that eat dead sailors!* I've eaten my share of crab corpses, so I bear them no ill will
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I had a preserved horseshoe crab on my wall when I was a kid and it was the happiest day of my life when it fell off the wall and broke in half and my parents threw it away. cursed post
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Cocaine Bear posted:Canada produces upwards of 170,000 metric tons of dead sailor corpses annually. I being a horseshoe crab, love dead sailor corpses.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Gentle crawly guys that eat dead sailors!* And you know where the souls of dead sailors go, right? They inhabit the bodies of seagulls. You heard it here.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:And you know where the souls of dead sailors go, right? They inhabit the bodies of seagulls. You heard it here. That's why you don't ever want to leave your ship with out crew while seagulls are about, they can and will steal it and so once again they can go sailing the seas. Also it's just so much easier to catch fish when you a have your own ship with a bunch of fish nets. Those gulls that stole one of those massive fishing trawler that one time got reallll fat.
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there's a job in the navy to kill seagulls with a big special gun. you have to put the bodies in an ancient box from egypt or they will come back
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My rating / rate is Seaguller First Class
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Blue Moonlight posted:Is 100% Canadian tomatoes a selling point? It's nice to eat locally produced food, so they use that as a selling point
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Her face says that she lost a bet
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R.L. Stine posted:there's a job in the navy to kill seagulls with a big special gun. you have to put the bodies in an ancient box from egypt or they will come back
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R.L. Stine posted:there's a job in the navy to kill seagulls with a big special gun. you have to put the bodies in an ancient box from egypt or they will come back Sounds like a good story, Mr. Stine.
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The best crabs are the Japanese ones with the naturally occurring angry faces on their shells
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are they tasty?
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History Comes Inside! posted:The best crabs are the Japanese ones with the naturally occurring angry faces on their shells I found a whole house of those in Ocarina of Time.
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PainterofCrap posted:Her face says that she lost a bet Her face says she knows exactly who this pic is for.
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R.L. Stine posted:there's a job in the navy to kill seagulls with a big special gun. you have to put the bodies in an ancient box from egypt or they will come back DO NOT confuse swans with seagulls, if you kill a swan a mystical curse will be placed on your vessel, and it will meet a tragic fate and sink to Davy Jones' locker.
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Elviscat posted:DO NOT confuse swans with seagulls, if you kill a swan a mystical curse will be placed on your vessel, and it will meet a tragic fate and sink to Davy Jones' locker. Also if you just accidently just killed Zeus at least some of the Greek pantheon will probably also be pretty mad at you.
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Remember Sailor
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R.L. Stine posted:there's a job in the navy to kill seagulls with a big special gun. you have to put the bodies in an ancient box from egypt or they will come back Sounds like it’s time for a rate change.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:And you know where the souls of dead sailors go, right? They inhabit the bodies of seagulls. You heard it here. Seagulls are bastards! I had a seagull try multiple times to steal a slice of pizza from my hands. Although to be fair, this was in Frankston, so the gull was probably on heroin
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:And you know where the souls of dead sailors go, right? They inhabit the bodies of seagulls. You heard it here. Thank you, morrow morn I will rise a sadder and a wiser man
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steinrokkan posted:Thank you, morrow morn I will rise a sadder and a wiser man *nods Iron Maidenishly, some combination of and *
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Horse shoe crabs want one thing only: friendly head boops.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I had a preserved horseshoe crab on my wall when I was a kid and it was the happiest day of my life when it fell off the wall and broke in half and my parents threw it away. Because you had developed deniable aim?
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I hope all the employees remembered to punch in the boss' nuts.
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go back far enough and you'll find some ancient Greeks complain about how lazy their slaves are. Rich assholes never change.
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drat, 130 years of laziness. No wonder this country's falling apart
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I've worked in such an environment before. I've posted about it here, previously, but it was a job where we had an hour removed from our pay per day for "lunch" but were repeatedly instructed that we were not actually allowed to take time away from work for lunch. Mandatory overtime with threats of getting fired if we didn't obey but no pay for that time. That sort of place. My boss was actually blindsided and surprised when I finally told him I was getting the hell out of there.
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Judging about by the length of each complaint, the people complaining in 2022 are the laziest complainers, as all others could be bothered to use at least six words to complain but in 2022 they could only be bothered with five. No one want's to complain lengthy anymore!!! The complainer with the best work ethic was 2014 with a 34 word complaint. How lazy complainers have got in the last eight years. what ever happened to work ethic.
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Catastrophe posted:I've worked in such an environment before. I've posted about it here, previously, but it was a job where we had an hour removed from our pay per day for "lunch" but were repeatedly instructed that we were not actually allowed to take time away from work for lunch. Mandatory overtime with threats of getting fired if we didn't obey but no pay for that time. That sort of place. My boss was actually blindsided and surprised when I finally told him I was getting the hell out of there. lol
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna commit time clock fraud.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 20:03 |
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Everyone should commit time clock fraud. gently caress whoever I work for, I'm gonna take a long dump whenever I need to. making GBS threads on the company's dime is not only fun, I think it's imperative for the working class.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 20:20 |
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It's insane what people come up with nowadays to get reddit outrage upvotes.
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Takes No Damage posted:*nods Iron Maidenishly, some combination of and * deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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“Hi, wanna come to the vending machines and grab a coffee?” “Sure. Just let me go and clock out first, wouldn’t want to be a clock criminal.”
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