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magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

https://twitter.com/NYPD106Pct/status/854027898684047361

yes its the eq making things louder

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:04

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:32

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:04

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

jBrereton posted:

What the gently caress did they raid, an antique dealer that ~~sold~~ smokes weed? lmao

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:04

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Fidel Castronaut posted:

here is tha perp!

where does he get those wonderful toys?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:04

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

shiksa posted:

y'all never seen a stash can or

is that like what newman used to smuggle dinosaur cum

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:04

UV_Catastrophe: Dec 29, 2008; Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."; Pillbug

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/856978358780936192

well, if the robot from interstellar says you're a nazi..

i knew that antifa guy reminded me of something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYWwpjfNKsU
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758786

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:05

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

shiksa posted:

y'all never seen a stash can or

I keep my contraband in a mason jar in the laundry room like a civilized person

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

magiccarpet posted:

lol the most dangerous thing in that photo is the cops

I think there's a good argument to be made for the Monster Energy Drink

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:07

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Louisgod posted:

When Dads Discover Twitter

I'm the paint-by-numbers bunny on the wall

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Gringostar posted:

and jesus said gently caress the poor & sick

Yup they literally changed stuff like that to "And Jesus said to venerate the job creator"

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

is that like what newman used to smuggle dinosaur cum

Those were fertilized embryos.

The Dino cum was sprayed onto the little girl when they slept in the tree

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Drunkboxer posted:

https://twitter.com/Chicago_Police/status/854802566827397124

drat can't believe they are remaking the magnificent seven AGAIN

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://twitter.com/NYPD106Pct/status/848922018644987904
https://twitter.com/NYPD106Pct/status/854006730078007296

NYPD: Ruining the future Evel Lnevil's of America. #MAGA

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:08

DogonCrook: Apr 24, 2016; I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

The gun in the chicago pic doesnt even have a trigger

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:09

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/598000667953930240

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:10

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

TheBigAristotle posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/598000667953930240

Broken clock twice a day etc etc etc

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:10

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

tarump

https://twitter.com/ingrahamangle/status/856984300784320513

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:11

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

TheBigAristotle posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/598000667953930240

he's right.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:11

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/856993429900972032

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:12

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/856942781050368000

http://i.imgur.com/eV8pyIB.gifv

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:11

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

magiccarpet posted:

https://twitter.com/NYPD106Pct/status/854027898684047361

yes its the eq making things louder

we're summonsing the owner... bqhatevwr

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:11

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/856993429900972032

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:13

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/jacksonbrutus1/status/856984858199040001

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:12

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

has nite crew watched no holds barred

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:13

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Vertical Lime posted:

tarump

https://twitter.com/ingrahamangle/status/856984300784320513

is laura ingraham off the trump train?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:14

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

I mean if the Repubs manage to gently caress up tax reform of all things with control of Congress and the Presidency it almost makes Trump worth it.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:14

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

no she's making GBS threads on the republican leaders for not inventing a magic wall device

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:15

radical meme: Apr 17, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/856993429900972032

Don't they have to pass a budget or CR by Friday to avoid a shutdown; are they just gonna poo poo something out on Thursday and expect both houses to pass it?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:15

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/856964843424894977

https://www.tedcruz.org/l/build-wall-make-el-chapo-pay/

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:15

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/856966964908052481

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/856969267207708673

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/856969577665896449

This bill will be significantly to the right of the original bill, and will probably have state waivers for pre-existing conditions as well as other things. Reminder that the real problem that forced the bill to be pulled was that it was bleeding the more moderate GOP members left and right [including a committee chair], and there are probably between 15-20 GOP reps who are in record that they will vote no on anything that touches pre-existing conditions.

In other words, they're going to set themselves on fire again.

Charlie Dent has already come out against it, so not looking good on the Tuesday group front.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:15

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/groups-file-ethics-complaints-over-state-department-s-mar-lago-n750846

quote:

An ethics advocacy group has filed a complaint calling for an investigation into the State Department's glowing description of President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago club on its website.

The complaint, filed Tuesday with the Office of Government Ethics by the group Common Cause, is in response to a blog post published on the State Department's ShareAmerica website that referred to Mar-a-Lago as the "winter White House" and noted that it is open to paying members.

Published in early April, prior to a meeting with China's president Xi Jinping at the Palm Beach club, the post detailed the history of Mar-a-Lago and appeared on websites for the U.S. Embassies in the United Kingdom and Albania.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:16

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Vertical Lime posted:

tarump

https://twitter.com/ingrahamangle/status/856984300784320513

maybe she can whinge about it on Fox News

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:17

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

radical meme posted:

Don't they have to pass a budget or CR by Friday to avoid a shutdown; are they just gonna poo poo something out on Thursday and expect both houses to pass it?

Look in your heart

It's gonna be a CR most likely tho

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drunkboxer posted:

https://twitter.com/Chicago_Police/status/854802566827397124

Danny Vermin has fallen out of favor with the Dundee gang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd-0F4v1C54

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Apr 25, 2017

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:19

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/856967034533543940

I wonder if Trump's legacy will be that he taught us the meaning of the separation of powers.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:20

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Shageletic posted:

Look in your heart

It's gonna be a CR most likely tho

Yeah it's def. gonna be a CR and Trump will whine and complain endlessly about it because his loving fence won't be built and he will poo poo all over Republicans and they will lap it up and take it and probably somehow their approval #s will go up.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:21