GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
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I fixed the OP. I think it is perfect now.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:03

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:25

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Waltzing Along posted:

I also linked http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg into the OP. So you know where to find it. Simply cut and paste.

Now that I think about it, this should be included in every post. I'll add that to the OP. Sometimes I am so smart I scare myself.

put fake sansa on the iron throne :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:04

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

bloom posted:

I love it because it shows just how pointless book 5 was. So much of the book was wasted on Quentyn and the fake Targ dude, yet it turns out they're so inconsequential you can cut them completely.

I think fake Targ will turn out to be real and that's the single point upon which grrm will write the next 2 books around, as far as making it different from the show.

If he writes the books to more-or-less go the way the show has he's a loving moron. Think of the money to be made by letting all the nerds know that "hey the books veer off pretty wildly from the show, BUY AND READ THEM TO FIND OUT HOW!"

also :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Aug 2, 2017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:06

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Kelp Me! posted:

I think fake Targ will turn out to be real and that's the single point upon which grrm will write the next 2 books around, as far as making it different from the show.

If he writes the books to more-or-less go the way the show has he's a loving moron. Think of the money to be made by letting all the nerds know that "hey the books veer off pretty wildly from the show, BUY AND READ THEM TO FIND OUT HOW!"

WTF is this post? Fix your post!

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http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kelp Me! posted:

I think fake Targ will turn out to be real and that's the single point upon which grrm will write the next 2 books around, as far as making it different from the show.

If he writes the books to more-or-less go the way the show has he's a loving moron. Think of the money to be made by letting all the nerds know that "hey the books veer off pretty wildly from the show, BUY AND READ THEM TO FIND OUT HOW!"

For that to happen he'd have to actually write the books, and that just ain't gonna happen.

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http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:09

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

WTF is this post? Fix your post!

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg

fixed, thank you

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:10

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Sand Snake titties were better :colbert:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:14

Bald White Dad: Dec 28, 2004; Just some fag with a computer...on the internets bitch!

If all you Ser Spergs hate the show so much stop watching, Jesus.

Also

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:15

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Bald White Dad posted:

If all you Ser Spergs hate the show so much stop watching, Jesus.

Also

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg

We watch so we can post in this thread.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

And because sometimes you see things like this on the show:

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http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:16

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Sand Snake titties were better

Then post them and we can have a vote and/or add them to the OP.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:17

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

I'm at work, some describe the image of fake Sansa to me.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:18

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I'm at work, some describe the image of fake Sansa to me.

tits

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:20

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

What kind of "permanent" damage was Sansa referring to when she described her experience with Ramsey ? I bet she can't have children now. I'm honestly surprised she wasn't knocked up by all that freaky sex

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:20

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Decebal posted:

What kind of "permanent" damage was Sansa referring to when she described her experience with Ramsey ? I bet she can't have children now. I'm honestly surprised she wasn't knocked up by all that freaky sex

Hemorrhoids from too much anal with not enough lube.

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http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:21

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Missandei's were better

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:34

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Kelp Me! posted:

Missandei's were better

Post those, too.

This thread is about titties.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:38

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

Post those, too.

This thread is about titties.

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QzVUQ8W.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:41

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Decebal posted:

What kind of "permanent" damage was Sansa referring to when she described her experience with Ramsey ? I bet she can't have children now. I'm honestly surprised she wasn't knocked up by all that freaky sex

I think when she was talking with Littlefinger it was so soon afterward that she was just physically sore from all the pounding. She's probably good to go by now.

Also: Would. She's a bad actress but she's attractive and underrated by goons. Fake Sansa is superior in every way - don't get me wrong - I'm just saying I wouldn't throw Sophie Turner out of bed for eating crackers.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:11

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kelp Me! posted:

Missandei's were better

They're fantastic.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/EfdTT3l.gifv :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:14

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Will Arya ever find love ?

they had her interested in fighting/killing only for the whole show now. I get that she doesn't want to be a "lady" but she's still human

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:18

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I hope a giant steps on some more people.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:19

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

It's too bad these are rotting in a dungeon now

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http://i.imgur.com/8XR1O1E.jpg :nws:

e:OOPS

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:20

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Ok, I updated the OP again. Good job guys.

Well some of you.

Some of you don't understand the point of this thread. It's no longer about spoilers cuz the mods suck. It's about titties now.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/QzVUQ8W.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/EfdTT3l.gifv :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/8XR1O1E.jpg :nws:

Also, post spoilers if you got em.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:21

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

proof of concept posted:

I hope a giant steps on some more people.

Didn't you get probated for this?

Maybe you should just post titties instead?

Or change it up to something like:

I hope a giant steps on some titties.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/QzVUQ8W.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/EfdTT3l.gifv :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/8XR1O1E.jpg :nws:

See how it's done?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:23

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

http://i.imgur.com/RYnzZkh.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:24

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I hope a half giant dong steps on some more people.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/SpgNXPj.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:27

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ElGroucho posted:

Sansa is the worst loving character, imo. She's basically a mean girl that discovered the popular dude was a psychopath. I don't remember the books as well, but I do think that in some way she is responsible for the whole goddamn mess with her dad getting found out.

Also, she hosed over the wolves somehow, can't remember the details.

I don't remember about the wolves but in the books she goes to Cersei and directly tells her that her dad is about to try and gank on her because she's ~in love~ with Joffrey.

Kelp Me! posted:

jon sentenced a small child to death by hanging

Yo gently caress that kid though.

bag em and tag em posted:

well...... he's a pirate..... on a ship.... over water.....

(yeah yeah books have him in full plate yadda yadda)

Drowned men shouldn't fear drowning. :black101:

yeah I eat rear end posted:

if I was the enemy and I saw some jabroni in full plate armor I'd think he was just a coward and topple his rear end overboard. That kind of bullshit works a lot better in text than on television where it would look really stupid and everyone would be asking "why doesnt anyone just tackle him".

'Cuz Victarion Greyjoy plants an axe in your skull if you try lol

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Aug 2, 2017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:27

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

COMRADES posted:

Yo gently caress that kid though.

"Waaah! I don't like the people who killed and ate my parents! WAAAH!"

Like why don't you be more accepting of other cultures, bigot.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:31

El Padrino: Dec 24, 2005; No es nada personal, solo negocios.

These titties are nice and all but who's the character?

Also,

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

E: gently caress phoneposting

El Padrino fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Aug 2, 2017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:33

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Updated the gently caress out of the OP:

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http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/QzVUQ8W.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/RYnzZkh.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/SpgNXPj.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/EfdTT3l.gifv :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/8XR1O1E.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:34

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Waltzing Along posted:

Also, post spoilers if you got em.

Don't do this. It's a trap and GBS hates fun.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QzVUQ8W.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RYnzZkh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SpgNXPj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EfdTT3l.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/8XR1O1E.jpg
:nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:37

EPIC fat guy vids: Feb 3, 2011; squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!; Lipstick Apathy

Needs more Mellisandre but I'm at work so

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[url]http://i.imgur.com/MKZOOpq.gif :nws:

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# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:39

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Which one of those is the 400 year old version of Mel, asking ~~for when I get home.~~ for a friend.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:45

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

I went looking for Ros but instead I found master schemer Peter "Littlefinger" Carcetti making the same face I've had while watching the past two seasons: :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/DfOixYx.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 18:45

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

"Waaah! I don't like the people who killed and ate my parents! WAAAH!"

Like why don't you be more accepting of other cultures, bigot.

lol yeah but he sucks

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:04

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

bloom posted:

I went looking for Ros but instead I found master schemer Peter "Littlefinger" Carcetti making the same face I've had while watching the past two seasons: http://i.imgur.com/DfOixYx.jpg

http://imgur.com/zVaSQP2 :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:09

remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

I hope a giant steps on some titties.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:17

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

remigious posted:

I hope a giant steps on some titties.

what about giant titties?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:21

Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

Melisandre's are making all the others look second rate, frankly. I'd like to give an honourable mention to the small but perky crew, ginger wildling and Ramsey's psycho hose-beast.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:58

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:25

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

mike12345 posted:

what about giant titties?

If a giantess wears an A cup are they still giant titties?

makes you think.

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http://i.imgur.com/mkYam8T.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:02

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