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Notax
May 14, 2014

In recent news, computer janitors uncovered an 800hp dune buggy terrorizing the streets of San Diego




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70OSJLzISL0

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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Notax posted:

In recent news, computer janitors uncovered an 800hp dune buggy terrorizing the streets of San Diego




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70OSJLzISL0

The shithead who did this is up for a long list of criminal charges. I'm all for this kind of poo poo as long as the general public isn't still, you know, using the roads you're treating as a race track.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





IOwnCalculus posted:

The shithead who did this is up for a long list of criminal charges. I'm all for this kind of poo poo as long as the general public isn't still, you know, using the roads you're treating as a race track.

I hope that every single property owner who had to pay to repair all the landscaping he tore up sues the poo poo out of him too. I'm surprised that the damage to private property wasn't included in the charges.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Why on earth wouldn't he cover up his license plate? I'm not supporting the guy at all, I just don't understand why he would do all this poo poo with a direct line to his name and address stuck on the back. What a moron?

I mean, if the police couldn't find the 800 horsepower flat grey dune buggy that says WILKEY on the side.

e: ahahahahahahhaahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaha the guy's name is Blake Wilkey. He literally has his loving name on the side.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


razorscooter posted:


V8 powered 911 from the 70s




http://www.engineswapdepot.com/?p=1881
Today i learned that the world's first V8 swapped 911 actually survived to this day instead of immediately oversteering into a wall and bursting into flames


Sagebrush posted:

e: ahahahahahahhaahahahhahahhahahahahhahahaha the guy's name is Blake Wilkey. He literally has his loving name on the side.

If he doesn't put his name on the side for everyone to see how will everyone know how badass he is in his illegal street racing videos?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

razorscooter posted:


If he doesn't put his name on the side for everyone to see how will everyone know how badass he is in his illegal street racing videos?

nah man they were in mexico its fine

Neo Mara
Apr 20, 2005


Don't chase P cars with waterfall hoods, please stick to the Civics with wraps that you're used to.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




IOwnCalculus posted:

The shithead who did this is up for a long list of criminal charges. I'm all for this kind of poo poo as long as the general public isn't still, you know, using the roads you're treating as a race track.

quote:

Do fun, wild, crazy things my friends just don’t let them be illegal or if they are don’t post them on the Internet!
Congratulations, apparently you did both.

Also, what an rear end in a top hat:

quote:

#thankyouforyourtaxdollarstheyarebeingusedverywell

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I'm ok with my tax dollars being used to prosecute that guy.

Douche guy: you're welcome I guess?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Random minidump.

Starting with a mini moke.







Old stuff



This was in my Facebook saved pics folder but don't remember if I saw it posted here.



angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Ozz81 posted:

I present to you...the Rocket II Trike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNLMN_RqSI

Hah! That guy is a world-renowned glass sculptor. And that is another ridiculously awesome Blastolene machine.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Um... :catstare:

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
I did a double take on this one. What's the context?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I did a double take on this one. What's the context?

car go fast, wing go down, wing stop go down, car go up

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I still maintain that the dune buggy guy just read my tumblr a little too closely.

Neo Mara posted:

Don't chase P cars with waterfall hoods, please stick to the Civics with wraps that you're used to.
:golfclap:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I did a double take on this one. What's the context?

Little hot into that last turn, eh Nigel?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I did a double take on this one. What's the context?

samir you are breaking the car

The Bandit
Aug 18, 2006

Westbound And Down

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I did a double take on this one. What's the context?

Aston loses brakes, takes flight at Mid Ohio


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hl2UUunlI2Q

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
Thank you all for the memes but the winner is:

atomicthumbs posted:

samir you are breaking the car

And...

The Bandit posted:

Aston loses brakes, takes flight at Mid Ohio


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hl2UUunlI2Q

Heavy lols at the little box at the bottom saying he flew further than the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk. Maybe in another hundred years I'll be able to fly to London backwards in an Aston!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

It longed to join it's CLK-GTR brother in heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h5twfENvgg

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

atomicthumbs posted:

samir you are breaking the car

LISTEN TO DE CALLS

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

man yall made me watch it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FymE2Vu-7lc

and of course the palate cleanser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30dxrwd0Kss

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Since no one answered, google "Ford DOHC Sherman Tank"

also

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Hey, I'm not much of an AI poster, but I went to the Amelia Island Concours D'Elegance Cars and Coffee today (and going tomorrow, for the main show), is this where I'd put my snaps? Amelia is pretty rad. Going to be a lot of rare Cord stuff out tomorrow, it's a featured class. For now, have some car mascots.

http://imgur.com/a/yb4pW

Oh, and in case you're bored, here's all the pictures I took in 2013, becuase they all happen to be on imgur. http://imgur.com/a/L3TSi

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Mar 13, 2016

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

HawkHill
Aug 15, 2015

Sherman tank engine swap: http://jalopnik.com/5262849/bow-to-the-fury-of-a-sherman-tank-engined-1970-mustang

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

14 INCH DEVITO posted:

Random minidump.






Even after a reverse GIS search, I have no idea what this is (50's-60's Mopar maybe?). But oh man do I want one now :stwoon:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Root Bear posted:

Even after a reverse GIS search, I have no idea what this is (50's-60's Mopar maybe?). But oh man do I want one now :stwoon:

looks like a '57-58 Plymouth Fury to me.

Otherwise known as Christine :getin:

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
57 Plymouth Fury, aka Christine.

edit: beaten

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Yeah overheating is common in those cars.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Where there's a will, there's a way...

Killstick
Jan 17, 2010
I don't understand what i'm seeing here, someone is fueling his passenger side air vent? What are those handles? Huh that green thing looks like the seat of a-

WTF O_o

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
He probably did a fuel door delete and the fuel receptacle is dangerously right by the passenger seat.

I'm a dumbass, there's a motorcycle of some kind in there. That's a bigger mindfuck.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
that's not a picture of a motorcycle burnout inside a car doing a burnout :colbert:

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
I also fit an XR50 in the passenger side of my 240sx... and another in the hatch.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

http://www.allpar.com/racing/missile/aero-testing.html

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
So, Singer finished a couple more cars.





Jalopnik's got more of each one.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Ozz81 posted:

I present to you...the Rocket II Trike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNLMN_RqSI

Old news. son!
The Rocket 3 is the new hotness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4j2iZkAHU

(the Rocket II is still beyond awesome.)


"Sami, what are you doing? loving hell."
"Shut up, don't tell me how to drive."

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