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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Good to see taxpayer money funding the magic bucky and methadone tree

I know it's difficult but do try to be less of a twat.

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Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Rumda posted:

If you want run down lovely seaside towns then I've got you beat Southport Blackpool and Morecambe in decreasing distance and increasing levels of crapness.

Southport is slightly redeemed by hosting the Bangface Weekender.

Blackpool is a monument to mans folly.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

DesperateDan posted:

That panorama.

loving hell. :smith:

I feel like I should watch it but genuinely don't want to get too upset and angry. I feel like I'm a few more bad headlines away from throwing bricks as it is.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

ONS have started publishing regional fiscal transfers so how mch each reason either pays or recieves per person and how much revenue per person each place generates and recieves

https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/governmentpublicsectorandtaxes/publicsectorfinance/articles/countryandregionalpublicsectorfinances/2015to2016


1. Main points
  • London, South East and East of England all had net fiscal surpluses in the financial year ending (FYE) 2016 with all other countries and regions of the UK having net fiscal deficits.
  • London had the highest net fiscal surplus per person at £3,070 and Northern Ireland the highest net fiscal deficit per person at £5,440, in FYE 2016.
  • London raised the most revenue per person, in FYE 2016, at £15,750 with Wales and the North East raising the least revenue per person at £7,980 and £8,200 respectively.
  • Northern Ireland and Scotland attracted the highest expenditure per person, FYE 2016, at £14,020 and £13,050 respectively, with the lowest expenditure per person attributed to the South East and East of England at £10,580 and £10,590 per person

i like statistics that confirm my prejudices

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Spuckuk posted:

Bangface Weekender.

Is that some kind of porn periodical?

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Good to see taxpayer money funding the magic bucky and methadone tree

It's not as though a) both places have small populations and this limits economies of scale or b) some things have happened in Northern Ireland over the last wee while which require investment to fix.

(I'd also point out the quite stonking GVA per capita in Belfast)

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

It doesn't solve a problem to people with expense accounts because those people are already sitting in first class or at a table doing work over wifi or 4g so the extra 20 minutes saved it's a big deal
Speaking as a commuter on a line with an iffy mobile signal, train wifi is deeply poo poo. As in "won't even send you to the mandatory sign-in page 80% of the time" poo poo.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I'm sure those figures have absolutely nothing to do with capital accumulation either, no sir

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Zephro posted:

Speaking as a commuter on a line with an iffy mobile signal, train wifi is deeply poo poo. As in "won't even send you to the mandatory sign-in page 80% of the time" poo poo.

Yeah, train wifi is exceptionally bollocks. Supposedly the buses around here have wifi too, but I've not even bothered trying it out.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



OwlFancier posted:

Is that some kind of porn periodical?

Its considerably messier than that.

Basically a big 3 day rave in a Pontins, which is far more fun than I'm making it sound.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Playstation 4 posted:

What is it with you bloody Limeys and tree analogies? Is it just "it's one letter of off tea and we love that poo poo"?
We'd all love to use a different analogy for each occasion but there's no magic analogy tree.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

communism bitch posted:

I know it's difficult but do try to be less of a twat.

autism is no excuse for IFM's posting

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

learnincurve posted:

An none of them will be the poors. If you cannot run the trains you have so people on an average wage can afford them then you absolutely should not be building trains that are more expensive. All you are doing is using the poor to subsidise the rich. That's how much they can hold, how may tickets will actually be sold.

It's like we learned nothing from concord

With that logic you'd never have the London underground

A lot of infrastructure is expensive to build.

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Spuckuk posted:

Its considerably messier than that.

Basically a big 3 day rave in a Pontins, which is far more fun than I'm making it sound.

Aww that just reminded me of how I used to go on holidays to Hemsby Pontins as a kid, then about 6 months ago I found all these urban exploration pictures of it abandoned and trashed and felt so :smith: Pretty sure mum cried when she saw the pictures.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

TACD posted:

We'd all love to use a different analogy for each occasion but there's no magic analogy tree.

lol

Also not true because there's the "magic [blank] tree" analogy that always does the job

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

lol

Also not true because there's the "magic [blank] tree" analogy that always does the job

Would that were the case but there's no magic magic [blank] tree tree

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Spuckuk posted:

Southport is slightly redeemed by hosting the Bangface Weekender.

Blackpool is a monument to mans folly.

Blackpool is a shithole built on a swamp populated by alcoholics and the mentally ill

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Spuckuk posted:

Its considerably messier than that.

Basically a big 3 day rave in a Pontins, which is far more fun than I'm making it sound.

Can confirm, is a stupid amount of fun.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Lifeglug posted:

Can confirm, is a stupid amount of fun.

Hard Crew :unsmith:

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Big Vince has just confirmed he's going for the Lib Dem Leader belt, bah gawd how is Norman Lamb going to come back from this?!

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

learnincurve posted:

An none of them will be the poors. If you cannot run the trains you have so people on an average wage can afford them then you absolutely should not be building trains that are more expensive. All you are doing is using the poor to subsidise the rich. That's how much they can hold, how may tickets will actually be sold.

It's like we learned nothing from concord

UK trains are actually really cheap compared to other countries when booked in advance and used off-peak. They're only more expensive when you book for today and travel in peak hours.

The UK government has been making money off the train operating companies the past few years (p5). The lines which currently cost the government the most per km travelled are Northern, Merseyside, Wales and Scotland (p8). Conversely, the lines which make money for the government are in richer regions.

Most of the government money spent on rail goes directly to Network Rail, which is already nationalised. NR costs £8bn a year though, and since these stats indicate that the top 20% of earners make 40% of all rail trips, that makes it look like rail services are only for the rich. Thing is, the top quintile makes up 50% of government revenues (3.3), so it works out as a net rail subsidy for the other 80%.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Spuckuk posted:

Its considerably messier than that.

Basically a big 3 day rave in a Pontins, which is far more fun than I'm making it sound.

So it's like All Tomorrow's Parties before they turned into a shambles unable to run a festival, & with techno (sorry, this is me being an old man, I know techno is a certain type of music but all dance music is techno to me, PS don't you dare confuse blackened crust & blackened death metal, these are very different things & only an idiot couldn't tell the difference between them) tunes instead. Though I see Atari Teenage Riot are on this years bill. ATR are good fun. Saw Alec Empire live, never seen the full ATR though, for shame.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


coffeetable posted:

UK trains are actually really cheap compared to other countries when booked in advance and used off-peak. They're only more expensive when you book for today and travel in peak hours.

gently caress off. Yes, UK trains are can be really cheap but only if you don't book too early, because the expensive tickets go on sale before the advance tickets, and only if you don't book too late. And there's a very limited number of them. So good luck. I mean sure, I've been able to get £20 return to Glasgow from Inverness, but usually I'm lucky if it's under £35. And god forbid you decide 2 weeks out that you want to go on a trip to the city, you're looking at £55. It's loving awful. The ticketing system is a labyrinthe nightmare which exists to ensure you can't loving buy the cheapest tickets. When I was in Glasgow I saw £10 single to London on Virgin advertised but I assure that not once did I ever manage to buy one of these mythical loving tickets.

Buying train tickets is a nightmare and gently caress privatisation for making it so. Sometimes I want to just wake up & on a whim take a day trip to Kyle of Lochalsh or Aberdeen without having to pay through the roof.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Spuckuk posted:

Its considerably messier than that.

Basically a big 3 day rave in a Pontins, which is far more fun than I'm making it sound.

Huh, this does look a lot of fun. Some decent artists this year too.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

learnincurve posted:

Oh now. You have literally no idea what beeching did to everywhere outside the Home Counties if you throw that argument back at me. What we need is all the little towns and villages connected to each other and to major cities, if not by train then the bus service must be improved to compensate. I would complain about Derbyshire being split into two and it taking 4 hours to travel 20 miles by train, but then I look at wales and think "poor bastards".

Building new tracks between major cities does not solve that problem. It does however solve a major problem for people who have expense accounts. Now they can get to London from Birmingham 20 mins quicker and all of the plebs will be on the other slow train so they won't have to worry about encountering them. Huzzah, three cheers for the Tory party.

how do you expect to connect the little towns and villages to major cities when the rail lines into the cities are at maximum capacity already?

what you raged against - "Build next stage of HS2 from Midlands to the North West" - has nothing to do with the Home Counties? the whole HS2 line when completed will run the entire length of the country, barely even touching the Home Counties except to cross Buckinghamshire and clip a corner of Middlesex.

there are already differently priced fast (Virgin) and slow (Midland) trains from Euston to Birmingham.
but again you are repeating without thinking a NIMBY slogan - that the HS2 is for people to get between London & Birmingam a bit faster - but that's obviously stupid as soon as you realise the line doesn't terminate there.

Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 6, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

gently caress off. Yes, UK trains are can be really cheap but only if you don't book too early, because the expensive tickets go on sale before the advance tickets, and only if you don't book too late. And there's a very limited number of them. So good luck. I mean sure, I've been able to get £20 return to Glasgow from Inverness, but usually I'm lucky if it's under £35. And god forbid you decide 2 weeks out that you want to go on a trip to the city, you're looking at £55. It's loving awful. The ticketing system is a labyrinthe nightmare which exists to ensure you can't loving buy the cheapest tickets. When I was in Glasgow I saw £10 single to London on Virgin advertised but I assure that not once did I ever manage to buy one of these mythical loving tickets.

Buying train tickets is a nightmare and gently caress privatisation for making it so. Sometimes I want to just wake up & on a whim take a day trip to Kyle of Lochalsh or Aberdeen without having to pay through the roof.

Why would you ever willingly visit Aberdeen jfc

I will admit train prices are a joke. I was lucky to get a return Nairn-Aberdeen for less than £35 if I booked close to the travel time. That's only an 80 mile trip each way. At least the wi-fi on Scottish trains is marginally better than on English, which by that I mean I'm not convinced there is wi-fi on trains down here.

Whimsicalfuckery fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Jun 20, 2017

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

forkboy84 posted:

gently caress off. Yes, UK trains are can be really cheap but only if you don't book too early, because the expensive tickets go on sale before the advance tickets, and only if you don't book too late. And there's a very limited number of them. So good luck. I mean sure, I've been able to get £20 return to Glasgow from Inverness, but usually I'm lucky if it's under £35. And god forbid you decide 2 weeks out that you want to go on a trip to the city, you're looking at £55. It's loving awful. The ticketing system is a labyrinthe nightmare which exists to ensure you can't loving buy the cheapest tickets. When I was in Glasgow I saw £10 single to London on Virgin advertised but I assure that not once did I ever manage to buy one of these mythical loving tickets.

Buying train tickets is a nightmare and gently caress privatisation for making it so. Sometimes I want to just wake up & on a whim take a day trip to Kyle of Lochalsh or Aberdeen without having to pay through the roof.

This. Fuckin' this. I don't care if I have to pay a little more than the advance-but-not-too-advance price now if I can pay a lot less for a closer date. Just a bit of consistency and flexibility in pricing would make life so much easier, and it'll mean no longer having to turn people down for gatherings and events I'd really like to attend because I flat out can't afford a train ticket without a month and a half's notice

Cancelbot
Nov 22, 2006

Canceling spam since 1928

On trainchat - we had the vice president of Samsung visit us. This man has been driven about during his entire term there and knows not of public transport and is basically Korean royalty, so we got a kick out of the fact that he had to get on a Virgin train from loving Wigan so he could get to Scotland. The sweet scent of pies, special brew, and piss filling his nostrils as he boarded.

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003
David Davis started Brexit talks by gifting a book by Maurice Herzog https://twitter.com/jonathangaventa/status/876860329854197761
It's about his stubborn journey and the book is definitely not comparable to Brexit in any way. The linked tweet thread gives the synopsis.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Maw posted:

Huh, this does look a lot of fun. Some decent artists this year too.

I saw Aphex Twin one year at the weekender and it completely blew my mind*, easily the best thing I've ever seen live.

Really fun thing really, tends toward the harder end of stuff, full of mad lovely europeans and almost entirely dickhead free. This year had the delightful bonus of seeing some complete Tarquin being escorted off the premises as I arrived, shouting to no avail 'My fathers a lawyer you know'.







*I was, not by coincidence, astonishingly off my face.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Spuckuk posted:

Its considerably messier than that.

Basically a big 3 day rave in a Pontins, which is far more fun than I'm making it sound.

Holy gently caress, the line up for this is amazing. Shobaleader One, Clark, Luke Vibert, The Black Dog, Ceephax Acid Crew, Wisp...wish I'd known about it earlier. One to save up for for next summer, I think...

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Spuckuk posted:

I saw Aphex Twin one year at the weekender and it completely blew my mind*, easily the best thing I've ever seen live.

Really fun thing really, tends toward the harder end of stuff, full of mad lovely europeans and almost entirely dickhead free. This year had the delightful bonus of seeing some complete Tarquin being escorted off the premises as I arrived, shouting to no avail 'My fathers a lawyer you know'.







*I was, not by coincidence, astonishingly off my face.

Ahaha. Sounds ace.

Alan G posted:

David Davis started Brexit talks by gifting a book by Maurice Herzog https://twitter.com/jonathangaventa/status/876860329854197761
It's about his stubborn journey and the book is definitely not comparable to Brexit in any way. The linked tweet thread gives the synopsis.

It's good how brexit is being negotiated by a bunch of stubborn old people tbh.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



What a lovely day to have a fire alarm go off. Currently sat on a green in Canary Wharf :frogc00l:

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

forkboy84 posted:

gently caress off. Yes, UK trains are can be really cheap but only if you don't book too early, because the expensive tickets go on sale before the advance tickets, and only if you don't book too late. And there's a very limited number of them. So good luck. I mean sure, I've been able to get £20 return to Glasgow from Inverness, but usually I'm lucky if it's under £35. And god forbid you decide 2 weeks out that you want to go on a trip to the city, you're looking at £55. It's loving awful. The ticketing system is a labyrinthe nightmare which exists to ensure you can't loving buy the cheapest tickets. When I was in Glasgow I saw £10 single to London on Virgin advertised but I assure that not once did I ever manage to buy one of these mythical loving tickets.

Buying train tickets is a nightmare and gently caress privatisation for making it so. Sometimes I want to just wake up & on a whim take a day trip to Kyle of Lochalsh or Aberdeen without having to pay through the roof.
Ok. This isn't a bait question: where do you think the money should come from? No-one is secretly making vast profits off the railways - margins are thin, prices are comparable with Europe, and excess profits go back to the gov - so presumably for the amount you pay to go down there either needs to be ~efficiency savings~, or the money needs to come from somewhere else.

e: I guess more people could use the routes you use, but for many routes that'd necessitate capacity upgrades.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
There certainly needs to be more transparency in ticket pricing, but the fundamentals are that there's wildly varying demand being matched against a very limited supply, which is going to necessitate wildly varying prices. It's a way to shift as many people off peak hours and last minute purchases as possible, and it works.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

coffeetable posted:

UK trains are actually really cheap compared to other countries when booked in advance and used off-peak. They're only more expensive when you book for today and travel in peak hours.

"Tickets are affordable if you book in advance at off-peak times" is the she-shouldn't-have-been-dressed-like-that of train chat. It's a poxy little victim-blaming deflection that doesn't relate to the actual issue.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Seriously, the WCML has to deal with freight, intercity, and stoppers along its entire route and south of Crewe and especially south of Rugby it can only fit two of them.

So without HS2, either we offload freight onto the M6, which is Very Very Bad–because the M6 is already massively congested and you'd need hundreds of extra HGVs per hour to match current freight usage–or you curtail one of the two types of passenger transit.

And lol if you think that the government are going to listen to people in the North over swing voters in Milton Keynes.

Also what's not actually brought up is that without HS2, many of the classic line projects–for example, MML or transpennine electrification–will be delayed because one of the massive failings of the Blair government (and especially Alistair Darling) is the lack of an electrification plan, leading to brain drain of qualified railway engineers. HS2, being the massive project that it is, is going to train up tons of new railway engineers, who will probably be getting to the work that should've been done in CP5 being done in the lull between Phase 1 and Phase 2 of HS2.

That said, I wouldn't trust any government in Westminster to make proper strategic decisions on the very southern end of HS2. The WCML in London is going to be an absolute ball-ache while they build the new Euston station and constituency pressures means nobody's doing what really needs to be done.

The lack of vision in linking HS1 to HS2 is also massively annoying. I mean, for god's sake, just announce the extension of Crossrail to Ebbsfleet that we all know is going to happen. :colbert:

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib

coffeetable posted:

Ok. This isn't a bait question: where do you think the money should come from?

Tax the rich. The idea that a public transport service has to be self-sustaining is wrong.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Vitamin P posted:

"Tickets are affordable if you book in advance at off-peak times" is the she-shouldn't-have-been-dressed-like-that of train chat. It's a poxy little victim-blaming deflection that doesn't relate to the actual issue.

The actual issue is that demand varies wildly between peak and off-peak. What's the alternative way of smoothing it?

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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/BBCAfrica/status/875671086960181248

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